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StrayGypsy
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When time comes we Bro's all have had to ditch and run on a chick cause its gettin to hot with others or she thinks your Bhat is all her baht to freely spend with her BG friends.
Tell us some funny and amusing stories of how you got outta sticky times and situations without $$ buying your way out or making her cry too too much * (
I know the travel to business schemes work but if she catches you at disco with lookers the %^&%^@ hits the fan.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:05 pm on Aug. 11, 2004
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Triyclops
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I just tell them the truth
a) My Hereford Bull (Buffalo) is sick
b) My brother fell of his Mountain Bike
c) My pet Iguana ate my phone charger and the battery was dead etc, etc,etc...
Get the picture. 
F_ck em all they don't deserve the truth..
TC = Total C_nt
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 12:05 am on Aug. 12, 2004
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LocalYokul
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ah, finally.
Something I can sink my teeth into !!
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50.
I just don't like you.
49.
I like your friend better
48.
I'm gay, like RTB
47.
I'm REALLY gay, like Elton
46.
Got to get back to my REAL wife
45.
I love you too much to ruin your life...
44.
I'm not good enough for you (refer to #45)
43.
I want a girl who can take it in the ass and go 6 rounds a night. (if she is, then why you wanna leave her ?)
42.
I want a girl who my friends can enjoy too.
If she agrees, leave her with your friends and go look for new...
41.
The BG/Me relationship doesn't look good for my future.
(This blows their minds, cause they can't really comprehend planning or future)
40.
I can't be with a girl who eats chicken feet...
39.
I want to do your sister instead.
38.
I want to do your Mum instead.
(today is Mother's Day in LOS)
37.
My friend wants you !!
36.
My girlfriend wants you...
35.
I want 3 wives, can you accomodate ??
34.
You bitch too much !!
33.
Your family are parasites...
32.
You must have a horrible sickness in your family, considering all the hits-up for money during sickness I get from your relatives. (I give you 6 months to live)
31.
You spend too much time & money at the fortune teller.
30. (Flip side)
My fortune teller says "You no good for me !!"
29.
I dreamed you killed me last night...
(refer to #30)
28.
I have a horrible STD, but still want to have sex with you BareBack.
27.
I ran out of money !!
26.
My wife is on her way to LOS...
25.
My wife (TG) is on her way from Udorn, (and she'll kick your ass...!!)
24.
My boss called, I have to fly out (to another bar) tomorrow.
23.
We need to talk about my feelings...
22.
Can you please find me some really good pot in the golden triangle, on your own of course. This will cost you an initial settlement to get her away.
21.
I ran out of money, AGAIN !!
(yes, they will hit you up AGAIN !!)
20.
Can you check out this califlower looking growth I have on my nutsack ??
(Sprinkle some baking soda and water on beforehand).
19.
Ever heard of the Dirty Sanchez ??
18.
Do you have any hot girlfiends who are BI that could join us..??
(if she says yes, why leave her ??)
17.
Your BI girlfiend is hotter than you, does she have any hot friends !!??
16.
Your BI sister is hot, does she have any hot friends..??
15.
Smegma is on his way over...
14.
and he's bringing ForMen (notoriously gay, hence the nicname)
13.
Put your shoes in the highest place in the house...
12.
Point at things with your feet.
11.
Tell her that she has a stank cooch (Hoy Mehn)
10.
Tell her that there's a rich bachelor's convention in town at whatever hotel you claim to fame...
9.
I need some space !! (Ploy hai pom yoo kon deeyoe noi)
8.
Can we escalate our 6 times per day to 10, and for the same monthly allowance ??
7.
Yes, you do look FAT in that outfit !! but your snarly fangs divert attention from it...
6.
I'm with InterPol sex police !! Can I see your ID Miss ??
5.
I have another girl coming from the Cambodian border (Buriram) to stay with me.
4.
My mother doesn't approve of you.
(remember it's Mum's day here)
3.
My dad saw your picture and wants to marry you, he's 70, but has very little money. Would You ??
2.
Get the fvck out of my face !!
bPai Hai pun jahk nah pom !!
(go allow away from my face)
1.
My cock is dysfunctional from all the OTHER BG action I've been getting.
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hmmm, almost could have made it a top 100 list...
Your's Truly
LKOL 
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:39 am on Aug. 12, 2004
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jack attack
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I have friend who could not get away from a filippina in Manila. He tried all of LY's 50 and it didn't work. He finally woke up early, took his money and passport, checked out and left the hotel. She was still asleep.
He had been staying a few days so there was a small bag with clothes that he forfeited. He has never stayed at the hotel again and for over a year would not go to any of the watering holes where she haunted.
To this day, he is still scared he will run into her!!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 12:51 am on Aug. 12, 2004
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Smegma
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Quote: from LocalYokul on 12:39 pm on Aug. 12, 2004
hmmm, almost could have made it a top 100 list...
Please do. We are yearning for it. Actually, can you make it 1,000? 1,000 is much more impressive than 100.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:48 am on Aug. 12, 2004
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Dieter
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Build a lovely webpage for her!!
:loveit
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:57 am on Aug. 12, 2004
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silentbob1234
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Just to add one to LY's list
51) Sorry...I thought you were a ladyboy.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:06 am on Aug. 12, 2004
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StrayGypsy
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He He He Local !! Damm good 50 excuses.
We Bro's all have great Thai choices of where and when to get P4P.... but when attachment and favorite locations get screwed beyond our emotional and financial realities we seem to bear the big time BS, $$$, and lose the favorite butterfly stomping ground. Face it the sisterhood network is everywhere and we all need backdoors outta here or CIA makeovers to once again freely troll when and where we want. A P4P has at least six sisters in the bar, mp, etc that will freely blab at where, when, and what they saw you with.....and your tellin me the phone/sms's hits the fan whe they find out........damm I need to own Mobile shop and have 20 different accounts. I can only hide out so much at the MP's during the day without bein watched at night.
The song only helps so much.
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
My friend have accident and I must see her immediatly at Disco where only TECHNO will cure her slippery wet crotch ache !
My Bro need help, he has too too many P4P's houndin him for dick and needs me rescue him at bar.
I go shopping alone during the day to buy you gift when I leave tommorrow with other P4P to Koh.
You said I can have her and with friends while you watch TV and diddle.
I need haircut, workout, food, and a fast wild sex session with stunner at MP before I come bf you at go- go honey.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:18 pm on Aug. 12, 2004
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