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dirty guru
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Youll find most hookers want big cock.
Their reason for not going is business,
the next guy would notice the stretch (maketh)
privately they aint scared.
even wish they could, hence the teasing.
its just best avoided if your vagina is what you sell, and men want it tight.
Not loose.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:12 am on June 10, 2005
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Rocky
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Quote: from dirty guru on 3:24 am on June 10, 2005
Youll find most hookers want big cock.
Their reason for not going is business,
the next guy would notice the stretch (maketh)
privately they aint scared.
even wish they could, hence the teasing.
its just best avoided if your vagina is what you sell, and men want it tight.
Not loose.
Here Guru - does your personality change as much as your avatar ?
Long and thin
Goes too far in
Short and thick
Does the trick
Guru they tell me you are 'short' and 'thick' ?
Is this true guv'nor ?
It ain't wot yer got it's the way that yer does it
That wot gets results !
Just like my karaoke singing in the Railway pub Walthamstow Central.
Smoke filled room I get up and start singing :-
"Fat an Forty" (sounds more like Fat n Fortayah!)
oi mate this aint the bleedin Comedy Store ! - Keep that for the parade ground ! People start chuckin fings !
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 10:08 am on June 10, 2005
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Basher
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I like mine just the way it is, and I only use it on WOMEN.
It keeps me really happy, and is fun to play with when alone...
Bashed
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:39 am on June 10, 2005
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DaffyDuck
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Quote: from Rocky on 10:20 pm on June 10, 2005
Guru they tell me you are 'short' and 'thick' ?
Is this true guv'nor ?
Why you askin', Rocky - you cruisin' for a piece of ass?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 12:42 pm on June 10, 2005
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Heebio
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Never had a TB that said it was too big (not that I am) but had a couple that were insisn't on top jockey - I reckoned they were new to the game.
My well endowed mate was over a couple of years ago and got knocked back on at least two or three occasions by timid GGG's.....he wasn't happy.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:34 pm on June 10, 2005
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ftumch
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"I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it" - George circa 1980
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:07 pm on June 10, 2005
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wowser34
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I just like to tell them, its not real Big but f*** its good looking!!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:50 pm on June 10, 2005
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UK Shaga
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I only have a 2 and an half inch gun in my pants but I have 22 and a half stone to bash it in with so I am ok on that one.
Who's buying the beers
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 1:40 am on June 11, 2005
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Basher
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Quote: from wowser34 on 10:02 am on June 11, 2005
I just like to tell them, its not real Big but f*** its good looking!!!
Funnily enough, the birds always say I have a 'pretty' cock too, I just thought it was just a thing they said like 'you handsum man' but apparently I do have a particulaly lovely penis, very white/pink with a deep red helmet on top.
I do realise I have just excited all the poofs on this forum but so be it, I do have a pretty cock.
Bash
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:53 am on June 11, 2005
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