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Arcadius
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Well, the consensus seems to be that I should get her a stuffed animal with my mugshot and a vibrator attached.
But surely she's got thousands of similar already? Besides, I don't see why I should fork out good money just to get jealous of a well-endowed teddy bear.
Why do these wretched women have to be so bloody difficult? Why can't they just be happy with a cricket bat, like normal people?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:48 am on May 7, 2003
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Ballsburstin
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Send the cricket bat, just get one shaped like a ....
- balls
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 12:50 am on May 7, 2003
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craigoz
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You know the funny thing is that I have never been able to find a fluffy with a "Donger".
Only if I could find one where you Ýpumped it up, then she would be happy and I could sneak out at night.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:52 am on May 7, 2003
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thaiprivateeye
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maybe use a 'roo's tail ... ???
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 12:56 am on May 7, 2003
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nokna
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make fun if you like my friend but some of my best times have come after the gift has been handed over.
on my last night of my last trip i had some toys left over and i gave my favourite 2 girls in Smoking Joe's a toy each as they danced.
the reaction was fantastic,they came down from the stage and smothered me in kisses and all the other girls were hollering,hooping,cheering and clapping hands.
many of the other girls came up to me,all of whom i had never spoken to before and shook my hand and gave me a kiss on the cheek,telling me i was a good man.
and Jeff(one of he owners)bought me a few beers.
i just liked the ambience of the whole thing.
and i once gave my special special girl one of those 15 inch tall Tigger dolls.
the one that bounces up and down and sings the Tigger song.
she was enthralled and my reward was the best night and morning of sex i have ever had in LOS.
and i also have a story of a toy monkey which will be told later.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:56 am on May 7, 2003
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Arcadius
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I can picture it now. On the job, and galloping down the home straight to a triumphant conclusion, when suddenly some bloody Tigger doll starts bouncing up and down and erupting into the Tigger song.
No way. This is an even worse idea than the vibrating teddy bear.
Face it. You guys are useless. Looks like I'll just have have to fall back on the SO after all:
"Darling, I have this friend who has a problem. I don't know if you've ever heard of them, but apparently there are women here who work in "bars" and are called... um, "bargirls". Oh you have! Anyway, it seems that he's a neighbour of one of these so-called bargirls, and his mother wants to buy her a little present because she's been so kind and helpful. Trouble is, she doesn't know what to get the girl because she's only 22 - which seems a bit strange, because I'd heard that bargirls are FAR older than that. Anyway, my friend was wondering..." Ý
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:15 am on May 7, 2003
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craigoz
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tyeye,
Its got a point on it, she needs a knob.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:25 am on May 7, 2003
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JackRabbit
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JackRabbit present...
nokna , You , she and the toy monkey had threesome  ??
I have been never asked to buy or bring gifts but one old friend of mine had a birthday , so I went for a sure shot : gold pendant for her chain 1500 THB.
Dead center.
JR
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:24 am on May 7, 2003
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humblestudent
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In my closet waiting for July to come, I've got a bag containing stuffed animals, T-shirts, scented lotions from bath and body works (a favorite!), and candy.
When I was in Pattaya and started handing out lollipops at the pumpstation there was a f_cking stampede! 
I really enjoy giving little gifts to the girls!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:54 am on May 7, 2003
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