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fastmover
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Quote: from ItaliaThug on 8:54 pm on May 5, 2006
I f*** strippers, I dont marry them
Then she said to the Italian Slug, "Get your flamming ass outta my thread." 
Yep!
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Posted on: 8:12 am on May 5, 2006
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drunkentiger
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Quote: from ItaliaThug on 8:54 am on May 5, 2006
Tiger....I f*** strippers, I dont marry them.
Sure you do.
Btw, paying for sex doesn't count. You're quite the ladies man on the internet. Congratulations.
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Posted on: 10:36 am on May 5, 2006
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fastmover
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-Why is my clit bigger than your prick?
-My mom says you are a shithead, and my dad says you are an asshole. But I THINK I still love you.
-Oh Honey, I'm off sex right now...
ask me again in about a year.
-Watching you masterbate is much more
fun for me than making love to you...
are you Okay with that?
-Honey I have booked a sex change.
No. No. Not for ME---for YOU!
-First tell me why you want to fuk me.
Give me.....oh....lets see....99 reasons!
Yep.
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Posted on: 10:57 am on May 5, 2006
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Will Smith
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Quote: from bkkz on 2:29 am on May 4, 2006
My Japanese boyfriend's dick is bigger than yours???
BK, It could be worse, she could tell you that her "girlfriend's dick is bigger than yours" damn them Ladyboys!!
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Posted on: 10:57 am on May 5, 2006
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bkkz
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No, she could say "My dick is bigger than yours". 
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Posted on: 1:36 pm on May 5, 2006
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DaffyDuck
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Quote: from ItaliaThug on 8:54 pm on May 5, 2006
Daffy, make sure you wash your hands next time before you retrieve my cars from valet parking.
Why's that? You don't like to smell your girlfriend's pussy juices on your steering wheel? Dude, if you don't like it, don't throw up across that guy's lap, or at least bring a designated driver that doesn't embarass you in frnot of everyone else.
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Posted on: 12:35 am on May 6, 2006
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expatchuck
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Come on, girls. Grow up!
Back to the topic...how about:
"Oh, thank God. It won't hurt!"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:54 am on May 6, 2006
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Baskoy
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Or
"I thought Farangs were supposed to have big cocks"
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Posted on: 12:55 am on May 6, 2006
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Loung Steeb
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Did you just get out of the swimming pool ?????
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:15 am on May 6, 2006
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RyeMan
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Did you just get out of the swimming pool ?????
- Don't they (women) know about shrinkage? (seinfeld humour)
*****
- I won't be needing any KY tonight
- Doggie style will be physically impossible
- I am confused... is that pre-op or post-op?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:32 am on May 6, 2006
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