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fastmover
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-Please use your thumb...its BIGGER!
-No, I can't remember when you last gave me an orgasm. And guess what? I won't remember in the future either!
-I've taken your house, your car, your investments and all your cash.....thats my job. Your job? Go out and get some more stuff for me.
-OK...so your dicks in there?
Hmm....what else do you have?
Yep! 
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:11 am on May 6, 2006
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Will Smith
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The worst thing I really did have said to me was by my now ex wife.
"and remember, the next time you are sticking your dick in to a Thai tart how much it cost you the last time"
Yep she took half of everything, the house, 2 businesses and all the furniture, but never mind I can f*** with a clear conscience now.
The worst true thing a Thai girl from nana said to was that "its ok, you not to big, you can f*** me up arse" I did, and I banged her as hard and as long as I could, which was all of 2 minutes as she had a really tight arse and here friend was sucking on my balls at the same time!
Happy days.
Roll on late September, 4 weeks of bliss!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 12:25 pm on May 6, 2006
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oreally
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Quote: from fastmover on 5:04 pm on May 6, 2006
-Please use your thumb...its BIGGER!
-No, I can't remember when you last gave me an orgasm. And guess what? I won't remember in the future either!
-I've taken your house, your car, your investments and all your cash.....thats my job. Your job? Go out and get some more stuff for me.
-OK...so your dicks in there?
Hmm....what else do you have?
Yep!
Fvckin' classic.........
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:14 pm on May 6, 2006
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fastmover
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-Yes I have orgasm with you.
But with other guys it's like a BANG! or a BOOM!
With you...it's like...sort of just.........a........'ping'.
-I don't get it.
You always talk and talk and talk and talk and talk
about how much you love fuking, right?
So how come every time we fuk-it only lasts 2 minutes!
-What? I got paid well from those 6 different guys.
You always told me you wanted a hooker now and then.
So now your little wifey is one. Pay me!
-How far am I willing to go?
Ask your best friend!
FM
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 12:57 am on May 7, 2006
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fastmover
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-Hey do you Tottenham Hotspur Fans
ALWAYS have difficulty getting it up?
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:53 am on May 8, 2006
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Tyler Durdin
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"It actually does matter"
"It doesn't happen to other guys!!!"
- Ouch!!!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:52 pm on May 15, 2006
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golfman
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Me: "Why don't you ever tell me when you are having an orgasm"
Her: "You're never their"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:26 am on May 16, 2006
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Mel Gibson
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Suck me off,,,,,AHHHHHH a lady-boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:33 am on May 16, 2006
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PolePolisher
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"My dick was small like that..just before I had the operation"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:13 am on May 16, 2006
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