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TJ
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Hahah. What would that be? Mutual masturbation? Or a bit of bdsm?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:57 pm on Dec. 26, 2003
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dids
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I got one from ex tgf.
Happy Birthday hope you take care, I now live in Birmingham.
I not sure which surprised me the most, her remembering my B'day or her living in Birmingham (about 100 miles from where I live)
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 2:42 pm on Mar. 14, 2004
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Ballsburstin
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dids,
100 miles? A short drive -- oughta hightail it over there and meet her for a friendly "coffee" lol!
- Balls
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:46 pm on Mar. 14, 2004
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dids
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I dint think her fiancee would approve, Im not fussed anyway off to LOS very soon
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 11:55 pm on Mar. 14, 2004
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Abrak
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Ok not an sms message (just a cybersex transcript)... but just too funny for words...
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and
high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My
measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 12 stone pounds. I wear glasses
and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from C & A.
I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on
it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on
the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking
up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your
crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are
trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off
slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool
silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing you bulge faster,
pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally
rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra.
My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and
harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think
it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching
back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air
caresses my breast. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and
inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel
your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,
breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm
nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breast are covered with spit
and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry; Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the
remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop
it with a plop
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing
your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold!
Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all
over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm
choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm
fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do
you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed aching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the
cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's
dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want
you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our
naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It
hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place
the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across
the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling
around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush
handle, but = I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper.
Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly
feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...in
your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I
kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't
stand it another second! Slide it in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous
look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner
all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting
on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night
table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair
spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my
shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God!
One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire!
I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart:
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 1:49 am on Mar. 15, 2004
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NaughtiusMaximus
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very funny, do all your sex sessions end this way ??
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:02 am on Mar. 15, 2004
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Padawan
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It's like someone has been recording my life...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:07 pm on Mar. 15, 2004
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samthedog
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This was after I had a huge row last night.
i feel guilty :-/
I hope the star mBKe u smile the sky make you happy the moon make u sweetdream the wind make u miss me the same as I miss you & take care. I'll love you till the day I die.XXXXXX
Now I am still thinking about that one!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:44 am on July 6, 2004
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LocalYokul
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hmm, how to reply to that one ??
ok, see you when I get horny, XocalXokul
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:07 am on July 6, 2004
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