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BullandBear
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:21 am on July 23, 2004
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samthedog
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threadf_cked anyway, soooo
guy has to tell the coroner how his wife died on the golf course.
Golfer
" I kept telling her not to walk ahead, but would she listen..........NOT!
anyway I let one fly with the driver, and it caught her straight on the temple. She fell like a stone"
Coroner
"OK, but could you please explain to the court why we found another ball lodged up inside her G spot?"
Golfer
"AAAhhhhhh yes, you see, that was my provisional ball!"
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 1:29 am on July 23, 2004
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ThaidUp
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Quote: from jack attack on 12:48 pm on July 23, 2004
I was being facetious before. I really do care if the woman has an orgasm. And if she has it while doing it with me, all the better. I'm also from the 3 minute academy.
Why can't they change it from G Spot to Sure Shot or Hot Slot or something easier to work with?
Well I approach the girl's poon as a safe to crack if it is taking more time than I wnat to spend its time to get MORE POWER and bring out the tools. I got everything from mini micro to Hitachi Power Wand. I have yet to find a safe that I can't crack.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:45 am on July 23, 2004
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jack attack
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TU,
Just like Tim "the tool man" Taylor, with all your equipment it sounds more like you haven't found a crack that is safe!!
More Power!!
In many ways, posting here is like being Wilson in that show!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 3:21 am on July 23, 2004
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