Rumour has it, seajohn, that you find yourself in a constantly unleashed state.
Judging by your postings, this can only be achieved by gaining enormous experience from the scraping of the bottom of the barrel to the licking off the cream at the top and plummeting the depths of all in between.
I often wonder if you post on the flat of your back from a hospital bed, completely open to and vulnerable at the attentive hands of a team of black suspendered nurses or whether you manage to post near some klong whilst upright on the crest of an orgasmic Tsunami.