Well seeing as how fastmover went off topic, (kempsey australia 1982) I was surfing on welfare, cresent head to the east. We were too young to drink in the pubs. So drank bundy rum around a winters fire for hours. Later a group of exotic islander woman came by. The rest is very blurred but in the morning I awoke to find an aborigine woman breast feeding a 3 year old child. She was mid thirties, and as ugly as sin. To this day I dont touch rum.
