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Hugh Jardon
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Waxhead
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Hugh Jardon has made some dodgy claims, none more dodgy than his name 
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I'll have you know that the Jardons are a well respected family in this part of Hampshire. What are you implying?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:12 pm on April 6, 2005
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manowar
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Quote: from waxhead on 3:08 am on April 6, 2005
>>Quote: from manowar on 6:10 pm on Mar. 15, 2005
I think what Dutch needs in future is to have an American lawyer write up a "performance" contract based on current prevalent international laws.
Sadly, the contract is based on a illegality, so it will not hold up in court, however, not a bad scheme nonetheless! I think there is a business to be made selling contracts.... sec show, sec show, you want massard? you want contract for LT performance? Yep, let us know whether you ever get into this line of work
a sample of the L/T "Mia noi" contract drafted by the prestigeous international law firm of "Hugh, Jardd, Ong & Wett" :
quote from " BangkokRules"
STANDARD CONTRACT
NOW THEREFORE KNOW YE BY ALL THOSE HERE PRESENT:
WHERE AS:
_____________________________________________, A FARANG of able mind and sound body and here to fore of substantial monetary means (hereinafter called “HOOKEE”).
AND
_____________________________________________, A THAI GIRL of irresistible beauty, inscrutable mind, insatiable appetite and with no visible means of support (hereinafter call “HOOKER”).
AGREE AS FOLLOWS:
1. The HOOKEE and HOOKER agree to cohabitate for the provision of mutual pleasure under the following assumed obligations:
1.A. OBLIGATIONS OF THE HOOKEE:
· The HOOKEE shall provide lodging, transportation, food, clothing, video, audio, dope and all other expendables.
· The HOOKEE shall provide Baht 500 each day for services rendered for the term of the agreement.
· The HOOKEE shall pay Baht 100 per day in consideration of Thai language lessons.
· The HOOKEE agrees to hold dear and true to the HOOKER to the exclusion of all other THAI GIRLS, KATOYS, and other combinations thereof except:
(1) On Sunday and Monday evening of each week he may butterfly but not in the bar where the HOOKER worked (except that one night a month he may go out with the DJ’s wife by prior contract). ON SUCH EVENINGS he agrees to ask the girls to leave by 9:00 a.m. before the maid arrives.
(2) During the “PERIOD” each month when the HOOKER is unable to perform her duty, the HOOKEE may butterfly on PATPONG but agrees to use MMM or equivalent.
· The HOOKEE agrees to bring wristwatch, perfume, candy, and shoes on all trips to Singapore, Hong Kong, or the USA.
· The HOOKEE agrees to provide free access to the home to all friends and family of the HOOKER but NO boyfriends.
· The HOOKEE agrees that the HOOKER may butterfly on Sunday and Monday night after he has left for golf course, bar or massage parlor. She may not butterfly with any of his friends, enemies, or associates. She may have a Thai boyfriend but agrees not to bring him to PATPONG or give him money, clothes, gold, motorcycle or any other tangible item from the proceeds of this contract.
1.B. OBLIGATIONS OF THE HOOKER:
· Smile and be kinky
2. The HOOKEE and HOOKER agree to refer all VD cases to the Chinese Fortuneteller at the MADRID BAR for resolution. The HOOKEE agrees to pay for the doctor.
3. The term of this agreement is 30 days with an automatic 30-day extension unless cancelled by A FIGHT IN A BAR.
Picture courtesy of a close friend (you know who you are)
SIGNED: WITNESSED:
__________________________ _____________________________
THE HOOKEE ANY BARTENDER
__________________________ _____________________________
THE HOOKER NOTORIZED BY
WANCHAI N.A. (You know who you are!)
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 4:14 pm on April 6, 2005
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jayh
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Well, even though I have aggravated by a girl that wants to run right after the first pop, I wouldn't give them the Dutch treatment. I agree that you don't want to piss these girls off too much.
On the other hand, even though I live near Nana and I NEVER would take so girl I just met to my apt. Actually, now I'm living with my Thai gf, who is like a bionic Sherlock Holmes (enhanced sense of vision and smell and well placed informants) so I would never take one to the room. And I have to give it to my gf-she has figured out that the way to keep me from straying is to keep my balls empty It is rare that I even bother to go elsewhere.
I hadn't thought of going back to the same place and getting a different girl to cause the other to lose face, although I did this unintentionally when I first got here. I liked the first girl I bedded in BKK and went back for her. She wasn't there, but her "good friend" said that it would be OK for me to take her instead. It was closing time.I hadn't developed the power to ignore my hard dick and say "no" yet, so I agreed. The girl turned out to be a starfish and told me-while the first session was still going on- "we can go to sleep now and maybe we can have sex tomorrow"!!!! I wanted her to leave and wouldn't pay what she wanted. She tried to steal my glasses and cell phone at first, but gave them back when caught. When I complained to the mamasan (of Hollywood 3) the next day (it was after closing time when the girl left me) she said that she wouldn't give me back my barfine because she was still in the bar after closing time and I didn't go back then!!! I made my unhappiness known-without yelling. I went back another day, got the original girl apologized to her and told her how much better she was that the other one. She then explained that they were not friends at all.
I still don't know if choosing the girl is better than her choosing you. If you let them choose you, you might only get the most assertive ones
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:55 am on April 7, 2005
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travlr009
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do I need to bring my attorney to make sure I get it right?
Quote: from bound4bangkok on 11:42 am on Mar. 7, 2005
Hello all
Ok Heres my method to get a good deal and cut on the chances of a runner IF I want a long time from a go go bar. What I do is pay the barfine for that night and the next night. If the girls a runner it means I pay 1200 for a ST and I try another girl or go back to the bar and get half my money back ( I never had to do this yet). If she performs up to my expectations and wants to leave in the morning I simply tip 300 more Baht to her this plus tonights barfine is your tip Thank you and have a nice day. If she stays all day and the next night I give her a 1000 to 1200 more per night. I only had 1 problem with a runner ever so I don;t know how great this method will work
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:24 am on April 25, 2005
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BigDUSA
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Considering how much you guys over pay for pussy, I'm surprised they ever leave.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:23 pm on April 25, 2005
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bound4bangkok
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hello all
The second nights barfine is like insurance to let the girl know you expect her to stay the 2nd night and not run. If she does run its her tip and they broke the deal.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:55 pm on April 25, 2005
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