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barrafish
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I went for the usual coffee/coke at Rob's 'Down Under Bar', soi 7/1 Suk last night, also got into the free BBQ.
Mine host Rob was chatting to this UK guy and this UK man was like a Danny Glover, US actor lookalike. He had just come from that little piece of wonderland called Australia, he had been there for 7 months.
Anyway we shared a few jokes and this was first time the UK guy had been too LOS. Rob departed back inside to look after the other guests. I will call the UK guy, Danny', not real name. I am still learning the ropes in LOS but was more advanced in the state of the nation than Danny.
I suggested we walk down Suk Rd towards SC. This was about 10.30pm. Called into Country Road and said gooday to Jimmy and shot some pool. After 4-5 games I said, ' come on me little mate lets go to Soi Cowboy', he said, 'whats that'.
Entered Baccara, sat down and watched the show. A couple of the girls came over and sat with us. Danny was playing up with them and one of the girls grabbed his dick through the jeans. I cannot describe this accurately too you because I was ROTFLMHO. He was on the slack and she screamed, (laughingly) and began to play with it. Danny was enjoying this. The other girl and girls came over, grabbed his dick, sat on his dick, dry f***ed him and all the time they were saying prayers like, "Please help me if I f*** him, I not walk for days, will lose money".
This went on for about 15 minutes, girl after girl grabbed the big black piece of rubber and in the end he could not pull a chick. He was even going for the bimbo size girls for a ST, and they steered clear of him, poor barstad.
OK we check out a couple of other bars and 1am take him to Nana. Hey SB1234 I grabbed 2 more nana burgers, great mate. I showed Danny the ropes and teamed him up with a girl, not bad actually, and she was going LT with him for 1500 b. Havent heard from him today yet.
OK guys this may not be of interest to you, but it was quite halarious to be present. Those girls do like a bit of good humour like us now and then and for the price of a few drinks, who would complain. I know of one person who will I think, general physician or specialist, hahaha.
Barrafish.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:54 am on June 9, 2005
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Good story, but I can empathize with your friend.
Alas, size does matter and many a Thai girl and her tiny pussy is not interested in getting a root from an oversized cocksman. 
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 3:01 am on June 9, 2005
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sentry
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--gets popcorn for the procession of everyone that will now feel obliged to post about how they have the same problem--
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:21 am on June 9, 2005
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Brocher
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Good story. At least it seems like the BGs weren't coming out with their usual garbage about how they wont go with a "chockolate man". Or was the referrence to this guy's large appendage just an excuse to make fun of him and leave him wanting!
Cheerio
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 4:24 am on June 9, 2005
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Basher
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As my mate who is 'Hung' always says...
'It will stretch a mile before it tears an inch'
My self I wouldn't know... having only the inch
Bash
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:05 am on June 9, 2005
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Quote: from sentry on 4:33 pm on June 9, 2005
--gets popcorn for the procession of everyone that will now feel obliged to post about how they have the same problem--
ROTFLMAO 
Tears a lot sooner than that, and it bleeds when it does. Time to call for 
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:39 am on June 9, 2005
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silentbob1234
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Being a guy of the caramel persuasion with milk chocolate (as opposed to dark chocolate) tendencies,  I concur with the observation of the pussy stretch..though it can be a tight fit with blood stained sheets in the end.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:08 pm on June 9, 2005
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expatchuck
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This guy outta have my problem.
When a girl sees me, she says....."Oh, Thank God, it won't hurt."
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:18 am on June 10, 2005
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Basher
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I picked up a BJ in the Grace coffee shop a few years ago, she was very very attractive in denim bib and braces.. a body about 8 and a face about 7.
We went up to my room, showered up and she got a sucking... after 10 minutes she said
"would you like to f*** my arse, I have never done it before and you have a small dick so it wont hurt too much"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry but I still buggered her for about 40 minutes cheeky bitch!
Little Bash
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Posted on: 1:15 am on June 10, 2005
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Hugh Jardon
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Barrafish
Amusing account of your British mate and his big dick and attendant problems that it produced with the BGs. Yes, the big dick scenario is a problem that most of us Brits face. It's a cross we have to bear for being so well hung. *smirk*
Standing in line for Sentry's free popcorn 
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Posted on: 2:07 am on June 10, 2005
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