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Evil Penivel
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Chocolate is a surefire gift for BGs and other P4P providers. But if you really want to make an impression, give them the cock and pussy shaped chocolates available online or in specialty stores (every big city has an erotic bakery or confectioner).
Do a Google for "teenie peenies" or "chocolate cocks* and you'll come up with dozens of suppliers. Erotic chocolates come in all sizes and shapes, from the 1/2-inch, bite-sized teenie peenies to 12-inch, life-like behemoths. Sames goes for chocolate pussies. You can also get suckers on a stick featuring chocolate teddy bears that are whacking off, male and female torsos, bunnies screwing and even hollow cocks filled with white cream.
Why go to the trouble and expense of buying chocolate cocks when you can get chocolate at $1.00 a bag at WalMart? Because the effect on the girls is extraordinary. Chocolate, while always appreciated and enjoyed, is not exactly something that's unknown to TGs. They've seen and tasted it all, from gourmet Belgian varieties through plain old Hershey's or Cadbury's. But a chocolate cock will be something new for the vast majority of them. Anytime you give a TG a gift that's new, funny and exciting, she'll love you for it. Also, it gives her face in front of colleagues (they'll wish they had gotten the same) and that's never a bad thing. Gifts like chocolate cocks are a cost-effective way of establishing rapport that money alone can't buy you.
One example- A few years ago I passed out some teenie peenies in a BKK go-go bar and they were a big hit with the girls. In January, I returned to the same bar and the mamasan recognized me immediately as the guy with the chocolate cocks. That perked up the interest of all the girls and I got a lot of inquisitive looks. When I produced another box of teenie peenies and pussies, the effect was enormous. The girls mobbed me, all of them wanted a sample. At the time, there was only one other farang in the bar and he'd apparently been buying LDs for the bar's top hottie all afternoon (hadn't spared himself either, the guy was sloshed).
She immediately deserted him and ran over to partake of the chocolate. The guy was pretty irritated about that, especially when another girl, on her way back to the stage, held the 1/2-inch chocolate cock close to his groin and said, "Same as you." He swatted at her in a not-very-friendly fashion, but she was the veteran of dozens of such encounters and glided away from him with ease.
Whether it was the frustatiion of the afternoon or a lifetime, the guy decided to vent his anger on me. He yelled that I'd "ruined everything" for him with a cheap trick, American always want to dominate, etc, etc. I answered that it would be impossible for me or chocolate cocks to ruin anything for him, his mother and father had done that decisively on the night he was conceived, an occasion that truly could be described as a cheap trick.
He failed to appreciate the humor in my comment. In fact, he roared with anger and looked ready to have a go at me. I wasn't too worried - we were about equally matched in size and age, plus I was stone sober and he was stumble drunk. I figured I could take him down without even having to throw a punch. I slipped off the barstool and prepared to take countermeasures in case he entered my strike zone.
But then the amazing happened. The BGs and the mamsan all got between us. It wasn't a neutral peacekeeping mission, they were definitely on my side. That was a coalition of the willing of the best sort - me and Thai BGs. The drunk guy's recent hottie companion more or less led the efforts. Neither he nor I understood what she saying in Thai, but anyone could gather from the classic enraged BG performance she wasn't wishing him pleasant things. The guy got more aggressive, starting throwing beer bottles and at that point, he encountered the bar's security personnel (that's not an official job classification, but you get the idea).
I won't include any unnecessary scenes of violence, but let's just say my afternoon had a sweeter ending than his. I thought I was honored-bound to see that Miss Hottie didn't lose in the process and assumed personal responsibility for her well-being the rest of the afternoon and night. She was thankful in the appropriate manner.
I can't know for sure, but I doubt a box of those seashell chocolates you buy inflight would have had the same effect.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:52 am on July 2, 2005
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amexpat2001
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Excellent idea and excellent story. Seems more like a trip report.
It would only be better if you included a link to a website at the end. Believe me, after this story, they would sell.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 7:55 am on July 2, 2005
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babysnake
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A VERY good commercial!
And he even "forgot" to mention the address =)
The guy got TOTALLY humiliated, and this all was ONLY because of the chocolate dicks.
And the very popular Anti-American comment ("American always want to dominate") was there too, very nice work.
But there was one flaw in the story. It would have been even better if there would have been more customers in the bar. Now it looks kind of sad when the stunner left with the only remaining customer, making the revenge
seem a little less for the drunk man (if he had seen it).
As she was the hottie and propably the "leading lady" in the bar who gets to pick first it was only natural that the only customer left was for her.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:37 pm on July 2, 2005
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koolbreez
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The porno chocolates are great. I forgot all about them as a gift. Tit bits, and teeny peenies would be great for my next trip.
I have also experienced the BG bodyguard routine on a few occasions. They just surround me, and let noone near me when trouble looks like it's starting. Kinda why I call my girls my bodyguards. Damn, now I'm missing all 4 of them.
Great bit of info.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 7:40 pm on July 2, 2005
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BigDUSA
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Best gift and I always get a big smile, when I give it to her is 500 ST & 1K LT. Works like a charm and it doesn't melt in my hand. 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:53 pm on July 2, 2005
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amexpat2001
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Quote: from BigDUSA on 12:05 pm on July 3, 2005
Best gift and I always get a big smile, when I give it to her is 500 ST & 1K LT. Works like a charm and it doesn't melt in my hand.
Mr D, don't u think these rates should be adjusted slightly to reflect the realities of 2005?
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:00 am on July 3, 2005
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all4one
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I'm sure i'm not alone in this experience. My gf is from Chiang Rai and last time I paid for her to fly down and meet me in Bangkok so we could check out some beaches etc. I bought some Belgium Choccies at London/Heathrow and gave them to her in the room.....She didn't touch them she was more excited about the honey coated bbq insects down on the street...so the choccies ended up in the fridge next to some honey coated beetles !!!!
Got to love them !
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:12 pm on July 4, 2005
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harold444
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those rates foe bigd are applicable if you read about what kind of women he goes for......lol.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:16 pm on Dec. 29, 2005
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Minder
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I suspect that it was not the chocolate but the shape it was in that was a hit. All4One you are not alone. Many Thais are not all that big on chocolate as it is simply too sweet for their taste.
EP you were handing out good luck charms on a quiet day to what at any bar is mostly a group of superstitious country girls. No surprise you were a hit.
It not the chocolates that are a hit it's the "phallus" symbol....
"August 21, 2005
Today's Bangkok Post ran a front-page story on the popularity of phallic symbol charms throughout the Kingdom. Supposedly the "penis-shaped" carvings bring good luck. According to the report, many vendors keep palat khik in their stalls or cash drawers. One food vendor said he inherited his phallus, which was "made and blessed by a monk in Chon Buri. The thing moved after it was blessed." Among other charm trivia, readers learn that Miss Thailand World 1998 claimed to have hidden a small palat khik in her hairdo during the competition."
Enjoy.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:23 pm on Dec. 29, 2005
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