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Hermanolobo
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From the film Capricorn One
Robert Caulfield:You in charge here?
Albain: See that sign there?
Robert Caulfield: Yes.
Albain: Well, read it.
Robert Caulfield: I did.
Albain: Out loud.
Robert Caulfield: A&A Crop Dusting Service.
Albain: You wanna know who I am?
Robert Caulfield: I bet you're one of the A's.
Albain: But which one? I bet you can't answer that question, smartass.
Robert Caulfield: The first one.
Albain: Wrong.
Robert Caulfield: Can I have one more guess?
Albain: You got it.
Robert Caulfield: The second one.
Albain: Wrong. I'm both of them. My name is AlBaine. Now, I got a son. You know, the other A was for him but he don't like to fly. He became a lawyer. I think he's a pervert so I took the A away from him. You want to speak to someone in charge, you're speaking to the both of them.
Robert Caulfield: My name is Caulfield.
Albain: Hey, I can't help that.
Robert Caulfield- Elliot Gould
Albain - Telly Savalas
Now the part that inspired the Thai girls
Robert Caulfield: Mr Albaine, how much do you charge to dust a field?
Albain: Twenty five dollars.
Robert Caulfield: I'd like to hire your plane.
Albain: That'll be a hundred dollars.
Robert Caulfield: You said you charged twenty five?
Albain: Twenty five dollars to dust a field, but you ain't got no field because you ain't no farmer, which means you ain't poor and I think you're a pervert!
Robert Caulfield: Okay, one hundred.
Albain: One hundred and twenty five.
Robert Caulfield: What?
Albain: Because you said yes to a hundred too quick, which means you can afford a hundred and twenty five.
Therefore:-
Customer: Nong, how much do you charge for short time?
Nong: 1500 Baht.
Customer: I'd like short time.
Nong: That'll be 4,000baht.
Customer: You said you charged 1500?
Nong: 1500 for a poor guy, but you're well dressed so you ain't no expat, which means you ain't poor and I think you're a pervert!
Customer: Okay, 4,000.
Nong: 5000 Baht.
Customer: What?
Nong: Because you said yes to 4,000 too quick, which means you can afford 5000!
The Walking ATM rides again !
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Posted on: 6:36 am on Jan. 27, 2006
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Yurune
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expats are poor....ROTFLMFAO
herman sure got it nailed again..............
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 6:47 am on Jan. 27, 2006
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Basher
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Quote: from Hermanolobo on 8:24 pm on Jan. 27, 2006
From the film Capricorn One
Nong: 1500 for a poor guy, but you're well dressed so you ain't no expat, which means you ain't poor and I think you're a pervert!
Hang on!
I am an Expat and I am freaking loaded??
Show your evidence Expats are poor??
seems to me the aliens have been probing you again, BW
Bash
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Posted on: 7:02 am on Jan. 27, 2006
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Hermanolobo
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Quote: from Basher on 8:49 pm on Jan. 27, 2006
Quote: from Hermanolobo on 8:24 pm on Jan. 27, 2006
From the film Capricorn One
Nong: 1500 for a poor guy, but you're well dressed so you ain't no expat, which means you ain't poor and I think you're a pervert!
Hang on!
I am an Expat and I am freaking loaded??
Show your evidence Expats are poor??
seems to me the aliens have been probing you again, BW
Bash
Yes Bash but do you earn Basher's Dosh in Thailand and live there all the time ????
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Posted on: 7:09 am on Jan. 27, 2006
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Basher
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No.
I earn Bashers dosh in Congo west africa, but I do live in LOS, I am no longer resident in the UK and do not pay UK tax....
Taxman says I am an expat...
Good enough?
Bash
All loans 15%/month...
Oye Vey!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:24 am on Jan. 27, 2006
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Yurune
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Basher
herman knows nothing about what Bangkok expats can earn.....
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Posted on: 7:30 am on Jan. 27, 2006
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Basher
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Maybe he thinks all Expats 'living' in Los are TEFL english teachers?
dunno...
Bash
Loans now 16% due to high demand from Bangkok Expats
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Posted on: 7:40 am on Jan. 27, 2006
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Hermanolobo
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Quote: from Basher on 9:27 pm on Jan. 27, 2006
Maybe he thinks all Expats 'living' in Los are TEFL english teachers?
dunno...
Bash
Loans now 16% due to high demand from Bangkok Expats
Most of the ones I know are apart from a few buying and selling property.
Yurune,
Care to make a list of non-TEFL teaching occupations in LOS ?
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Posted on: 4:31 am on Jan. 28, 2006
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UK Punter
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I'm in KL at the moment and frequent the Beach Club, it's run something on the lines of Gullivers, the management let The Girls in as they attract lots of booz swilling customers.
Now The Girls come from all the PI, Thailand, Indonesia, China, HK, Taiwan and my favorits the Girls from Vietnam. But they all have the same patter even down to the cab fare home in the morning, they all hate breaking a 100 MYR note. same same BKK, Pattaya!!!
I blame it on those F-King cell phone the've all got, they even call me a 'helicoptor' now in hells name how the f--k they hear about that??????
UKP
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Posted on: 5:15 am on Jan. 28, 2006
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Yurune
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Herman...you lack imagination...I could list them...however I will not waste my time doing so...but just a clue...look around you....every time you see a company name that you know from the UK or the USA or Germany.....rest assured there are several expat workers with that company....
I could name many many...but I really do have better things to do.....
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Posted on: 2:59 am on Jan. 30, 2006
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