Go to nep wearing... A laderhosen (multicoloured) Turkish army shoes British army bearskin (shaved) white socks( knee length) Safari suit jacket One micheal Jackson glove several timepieces A monocole
About your person you will need A rubber chicken A squirty flower A red wig unfesiably large gonads one rabbit and a leprechaun(if you cant get a leprchaun then your commonal garden fairy will do)
You will need to be playing several instruments at the same time in the style of an asian Elvis/Tom jones cross.
You will also need a loud hailer to announce yourself.
If you follow all these instructions carefully you will then be invited to take the initiation test.
Please also make sure you are carrying a large bunch of red roses so we can recognise you.
