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Hermanolobo
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I'll start the ball rolling.
I dropped my mobile down the toilet and it no work anymore!
The buffalo sat on my mobile
The buffalo shat on my mobile
My mobile was hit by the wheel of a motor bike(good aim!)
The naughty boy next door poured sugar into the petrol tank of the motorbike. It not work anymore!
etc etc etc
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:36 pm on June 2, 2003
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Smegma
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This one was today from a girl who was trying to convince me of buying her a new phone:
I was running out of the house because I was late and the phone felt out of my pocket and a car ran over it.
She wants a 15k new phone. I have not done her yet. She says "I want phone". I say "I want you." I thought she was going to cry while deciding to give herself to me for the phone or not -which was making me feel like as I was doing the same S-F-03 did to that other girl. At the end she held strong, and so did I. So far no phone and no sex. We postponed things and decided to continue our "romancing" tomorrow. I am hoping she doesn't say yes. She wants long relationship and I just want a quickie. And I do not want to blow 15k for a quickie...but she has terrific body and is no pro.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 1:09 pm on June 2, 2003
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tingtong
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... i sat on the toilet and my mobile fell in.
heard this one in phuket a few years ago.
tingtong
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:10 pm on June 2, 2003
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Kenny
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My dad ate my dog and we need to buy another one
My pussy is too sore from fuking other men and I need to buy cream
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 3:08 am on June 3, 2003
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Hermanolobo
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Smegma-
They have all been to RADA -
They are great actresses-
Its easy to get involved its easy to pay but there again women are the same the world over! Thai women are just a bit more direct and up-front.
My mates girlfriend LOST HERS IN THE BACK OF A TAXI !
No Thai lady loses anything in the back of a taxi-Not even her virginity !
So he bought her a new one- The old one either sold or given to brother/husband !
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 5:35 am on June 3, 2003
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Hardon
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[1] yesterday one farang angry me and drop my phone in glass of beer!
[2] my sister forced me to be bar girl to pay for house!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:40 am on June 3, 2003
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Arcadius
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she has terrific body and is no pro
All this proves is that 'no pros' come far more expensive than the real thing.
Can't see the point of these 'regular' women at all. I suppose the odd one or two are OK.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:27 am on June 3, 2003
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S05
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I got this one from a girl that was sacked from a bar
on Soi Cowboy.
" please, no customer,boss tell me and my friend he can no longer pay for me to dance,now I have to pay rent
for room,please send 3000 bht "
I`m still thinking about it.
S05..
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:05 am on June 4, 2003
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bkkz
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Quote: from tingtong on 3:10 am on June 3, 2003
... i sat on the toilet and my mobile fell in.
heard this one in phuket a few years ago.
And I just heard this story this morning!  My GF's friend spoiled her mobile that way.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:14 am on June 4, 2003
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Hermanolobo
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A lot seems to revolve around the mobile.
I have not yeard heard the water buffalo
or a dog eating the thing yet ???
Last summer I got the one about having to
go to hospital ---big problem etc etc please
send money. I said I had to pay my ex-wives
first and she could have what was left over i.e. nothing!
Looked pretty fit to me in December though with a rich
fat Swiss in tow.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:18 am on June 4, 2003
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