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Smegma
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Hugh Grant forced to flee Bangkok bar with hands over crotch after rampaging hookers try to grab his schlong
From ANDREW DRUMMOND
in Bangkok
SHOCKED Hugh Grant fled a Bangkok bar — chased by dozens of hookers trying to grab his WILLY.
The movie heart-throb ventured in for a drink with two minders and ended up scarpering with his hands in front of his crotch.
Hugh, 43 — in Thailand filming the sequel to Bridget Jones’s Diary — only managed to down one beer before two girls dancing in bikinis recognised him and leapt from the stage.
They made a beeline for his flies — as is the custom among Bangkok tarts. A horde of others taking a break between dances joined them.
One of the girls, a 23-year-old beauty called Tippawan, said yesterday: “The girls were dancing to One Night In Bangkok. They jumped from the stage and went straight for him together with the others. Hugh clutched himself with his hands.”
Hugh, who was famously arrested in his car with Hollywood hooker Divine Brown, had gone with his bodyguards to a street called Soi Cowboy — notorious for its go-go bars, naked dancers and “ladyboy” transvestites.
The red-faced actor was in the Tilac bar when he was spotted.
Tippawan said sadly: “He would have been a good catch. But I guess he did not feel comfortable. I would have given him a freebie. He hurried out — and left the street.”
Earlier the star had suffered more embarrassment while filming a scene with an elephant.
The animal turned out to have a weak bladder — and Hugh wound up having to change his clothes.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:57 pm on Dec. 23, 2003
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CiaoCiao
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Has he learned his lesson?
Maybe yes - maybe no???
Sounds like he has the makings of a good brother. Somebody recruit him while he's there.
Aren't you glad you're not Hugh Grant - when the BGs go for your schlong you don't have to give a f*ck about what the rest of the world thinks.
Krypto: there's an elephant you missed!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 3:27 pm on Dec. 23, 2003
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Deleted Member
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I thought the elephant would be for a wrestling match with DG?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:30 pm on Dec. 23, 2003
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Dave
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Tilac bar??????
I don't dislike the place... but couldn't Hugh Grant do better than that???
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 4:50 pm on Dec. 23, 2003
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Ballsburstin
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I've always enjoyed the low pressure atmosphere at Tilac Bar. Not sure why the ladies don't mob ME like that. Guess I just don't have that star power anymore?
- Balls
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 5:14 pm on Dec. 23, 2003
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nokna
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"He would have been a good catch"
surely that says why you do not have the 'star power' anymore Balls?......
do you have the whole article Smeg?
there was a bit more to the story than you posted.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:15 pm on Dec. 23, 2003
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Vancouver Jay
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This smells like bullsh*t. The odds of an oldie like "One Night in Bangkok" being played while an international mega-celeb is in a bar are so vanishingly small it's not worth considering. The song title just ties into the article TOO well.
"They made a beeline for his flies — as is the custom among Bangkok tarts", yeah, right.
There maybe a grain of truth somewhere in this article, but you'll need a microscope to find it, I suspect.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:50 pm on Dec. 23, 2003
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Yurune
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If it came from a British tabloid it'll be 100% true.
Just like the World war II Bomber found on the moon!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:56 pm on Dec. 23, 2003
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mansaturday
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Wasn't the "WW2 bomber on the moon" story a National Enquirer tale?
I must defend the British tabloid press against such scurilous libels. Sorry.
By the way, it seems that one has made it these days when BG offer freebies. I still have some way to go.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:15 am on Dec. 24, 2003
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Yurune
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No it was originally from the Sunday Sport newspaper in London.
A true tits and tattle bullsh_t rag.
National Enquirer picked it up from them.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:17 am on Dec. 24, 2003
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