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Journeyman2002
The following "genuine" advertisment taken from the Phuket Gazette 27/3/04 (Spotter: Stefan Preese) appears in the above edition of the British satirical publication Private Eye's "FUNNY OLD WORLD" column, compiled by Victor Lewis-Smith:

Articles for sale: Bargirl Equipment.

Due to a recent windfall and subsequent semi-retiremnt from the trade, the following items are for sale:
12-inch-high silver moon boots; Vinyl jumpsuit with accessory pocket; one dozen luminous ping-pong ball; Mobile phone w/flashing lights and extra-loud ringing tone; glitter lubricant; Lifetime membership at Daeng's Beauty Shop; phone list of 384 longstay punters for guaranteed cash on slow nights; Fully furnished 3.6m x 4m room with squat toilet and wat-bum hose; new seening fan; and 2 mun pre-paid ren (by boyfren fum Switterlan) ; Woeful 'Request for Funds' letters in 63 tragic scenarios and 4 languages; Honda Wave motorbye (now dive the Benz)
Note: all items for lease with option to buy pending outcome of recent venture (maybe Switterlan too cole an boyfren not take care of me good).
Email: buffalosick@hotmail.com


Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:22 am on June 10, 2004
DrLove
Blahblahblah.... discussed last week.

Next one....


Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 11:26 am on June 10, 2004
madfrog
I now wonder who is the owner of this Email adress,if no-one I HAVE to have it so that I have a special adress to give to the girls

Madfrog

Edited: I m happy to tell all of you that now I m the proud owner of this Email adress AHAHAHAH


Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:04 pm on June 10, 2004
Triyclops
Way to go Madfrog. nice one...

This could could make for a real interesting set of FR's..

TC


Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 12:30 pm on June 10, 2004
Smegma
I just signed for youaremyatm@hotmail.com

We can now correspond Buffalosick. Watdo yosay?


Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 1:08 pm on June 10, 2004
Triyclops
Smegs & Madfrog

You can send me a begging letter to donteveraskmeformoney@hotmail.com

You never know I may just answer you..555

Ray G



Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:39 pm on June 10, 2004
Loung Steeb
What size are the boots?????


Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:27 pm on June 10, 2004
madfrog
Guys, look at the kind Email I just received...

"Your advert in the Phuket Gazette has been reprinted in an English magazine called Private Eye.

Good luck to you. I'm glad you've had good fortune, and I hope your new boyfriend takes good care of you.

David"

Madfrog



Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:20 am on June 11, 2004
ringthebells
now that is funny (mr alan??), really. 555.

rtb


Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:44 am on June 11, 2004
Hermanolobo

Quote: from Journeyman2002 on 11:22 pm on June 10, 2004
The following "genuine" advertisment taken from the Phuket Gazette 27/3/04 (Spotter: Stefan Preese) appears in the above edition of the British satirical publication Private Eye's "FUNNY OLD WORLD" column, compiled by Victor Lewis-Smith:




Victor Lewis-Smith

He should know ! He has had enough free First Class tickets from Thai Airways as an alleged food critic.

Victor Lewis-Smith the English satirical hack !

..........and free flight and nosh expert !


Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:11 am on June 11, 2004
     

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