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mm3
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The following is from the Expat section of the Nation, October 22, 2004.
On your marks, set, come
The average time spent on foreplay in Thailand is 11.5 minutes, (which we presume to mean 11 minutes and 30 seconds), according to the Durex Sex Survey 2004.
This makes Thais among the quickest global foreplayers, according to the Durex survey. Congratulations. For us, 11 minutes and 30 seconds seems like a more-than-sufficient amount of time for sexual preamble. But we come from a country where foreplay usually consists of the male asking his partner if she is awake, and after 11 minutes and 30 seconds, he has already finished a cigarette, turned on the TV and ordered a home-delivery pizza.
I say, you care for a bit?
According to the Durex Sex Survey, the British take the longest amount of time indulging in foreplay – 22 minutes and 30 seconds.
Congratulations.
We asked an English colleague about this and he said it was because of the innate politeness of the British, which drags out the average session of foreplay because permission is sought for most actions:
British male: I say, would you mind terribly if I touch you, err... there, please?
British female: Certainly, please do! You are welcome to fondle that bit. That is if it is not too much of a bother.
British male: Oh, no, not at all. It would be my pleasure. Are you sure I’m not putting you out?
British female: Of course not. Be my guest, please. That is if you are absolutely sure you want to.
British male: Why, thank you. Most kind.
British female: Oh, oohh, ooohhh...
British male: Ah, aahh, aaahhh...
Good timing
Tthe durex sex survey also found that 79.3 per cent of respondents take a stopwatch to bed when they plan to engage in foreplay.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:23 pm on Oct. 21, 2004
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hzink
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Quote: from mm3 on 10:38 am on Oct. 22, 2004
Tthe durex sex survey also found that 79.3 per cent of respondents take a stopwatch to bed when they plan to engage in foreplay.
That last bit was scary. (Me looks around the room)
So, how do you work this thing? The vendor told me the stopwatch function worked....
Harry
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 1:33 am on Oct. 22, 2004
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ThaidUp
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I guess the Thai time includes shower time, whereas the British does not 22.5 minute build-up to the big let down.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:02 am on Oct. 22, 2004
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Brocher
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In the survey did it say if both folk were of the same nationality, sexual persuasion etc.? If one was Thai and one a Brit' (never 'appen, right!) then do you have to add the Brit' time to the Thai time and divide by two? Or did the timings apply to anyfolk in Thailand?
Cheers
PS. Remember that if it's Thai time then their 11.5 mins could really be a couple of hours!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 3:12 am on Oct. 22, 2004
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French Goat
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Quote: from Brocher on 3:27 pm on Oct. 22, 2004
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PS. Remember that if it's Thai time then their 11.5 mins could really be a couple of hours!
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How true!!!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:16 am on Oct. 22, 2004
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StrayGypsy
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Who, what, when, where, and how did they perform survey of ST foreplayers. All biased lies I say !! based on overly skewed statiscal outlyers such as me AKA foreplayin lesbian man that teases and taunts young BGs into a wet tight willing wanting so so much screwin that makes heads dizzy with exploding cums.
Thai BG's get full on foreplay from the Stray and never any less.... BS to the uptight newspapers saying less than 10 minutes foreplay.
I rub em good wearever then kiss em in the right spots, then lick em and stick em like Im on a vacation with no tommorrows ahead.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:59 pm on Oct. 22, 2004
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