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From THE NATION, BangkokPost, and Bob's Beer Blatt - Bangkok, April 1st:
PM turns to MP.
The prime minister, today, annnounced his immediate retirement from politics, his successor, and his new calling - Massage! "After I have managed to establish myself in politics just as I have done in my prior business venture, I realized it was time to seek new challenges elsewhere", the successfull CEO and now former prime minister decreed.
Having made a last-minute business deal with local MP czar, the PM will be trading in his political crown for a bathrobe, soap, and massage oils, starting immediately, shocking his political associates, and stunning the nation, by establishing the former MP czar as his successor. "The PM and myself have had some good meetings over this, and I think he will be abe to do great things with my former business' - I even threw in the properties on Soi 10 to the deal, which he had to promise to turn into a recrational park. I believe a man of the PM's talents will be able to turn this business effectively around"
It is widely believe that part of the last-minute included special considerations for these new businesses, something that is virtually guaranteed by having the former MP czar at the helm of politics.
Thailand stocks surged at the news, led by an increase in memberships on such afficionade websites as BTF.com. "This is great news", the owner of said website shared, when he was reached for an interview in the middle of some research at a local MP - when asked about his reaction that the new PM had tapped him for the position of entertainment, he elaborated "This is great news"; a member of alocal forum, hearing about the news, stated "News? Politics? Are you certain you heard right? If you're right, you could be right, but if you're not, you need to realize that I am always right, and you are always wrong..." (the multiple-tome response had to be considerably shortened, unfortunately) ; "Yeah, whatever he said", a close associate of the former source had to add; a frequent visitor from the USA had this to add, as he was being interviewed by one of our reporters "I'm marrying Dew, but what are you doing later today? Is that your sister? What is she doing later tonight?"; We also tried to solicit some responses from another Lokal gentleman, but he was too dedicated to his investigation of several new MP's new staff, to be disturbed.
Overall, the nation seems poised for some exciting changes on the political landscape - some anticipated, some looked forward to with excitement.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:17 am on April 1, 2005
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