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Ting Tong Thanong takes the Piss, and Pisses against the wall.
Mistress Lulu, requests that he consider his position.
The alleged hack journalist, Ting Tong Thanong believes, that, by pissing in the flood waters. He can raise the water, to a level, that would embarrass the government.
A man of delusion, a hack journalist who likes a drink. Forget get this fool.
Ting Tong Thanong has quickly found out that his honeymoon period as the country's first hack editor is over.
One of the barometers of Ting Tong Thanong's popularity is the coverage of the mass daily Thai Rath.
Over the past few days, Thai Rath has stepped up its fierce attacks against the hack journalist over his mis-reporting of Thailand's worst flood crisis in half a century. In one of the first columns critical of the Rag The Nation, Thai Rath called for Ting Tong Thanong to "throw up in the water" because he could not manage the sick situation. He makes many people feel sick with the bile he writes. It followed up a few days later by criticising him for having no repentance in spite of many blunders. The article told Ting Tong Thanong to follow in the footstep of the Japanese Harakiri, take lessons by accepting responsibility and resigning. Pissing it up against the wall will not help the situation.
Thai Rath generally has a cordial relationship with the Rag The Nation. But it has a quick arse. The paper has maintained its position as the country's largest daily in terms of circulation because it has a good system to measure public opinion. It knows the crap The Nation hacks write. It knows the talk of the town, good katoeys, what its readers like or do not like, and generally where to get pissed or pissed off. As the floods continue to create massive suffering, it does not seem that Ting Tong Thanong is in charge of the hack situation. Much worse, the Ting Tong Thanong has been telling half-truths all along about the actual threat and degree of the floods. Economy with the truth is Ting Tong Thanong’s style. Thai Rath's readers are getting angry by the day at Ting Tong Thanong's mishandling of the news. Thai Rath, understanding the mood of its readers, has emerged as the first newspaper to dump on the weedy little yellow hack. The social media are also holding Ting Thong Thanong up to ridicule over the weakness of his alleged writing.
Sensing this change in the media tide, the Ting Tong Thanong on Tuesday appointed Dr Icannot Spell and Dr Wotis Grammar to form two committees entrusted with rehabilitating the recovery and managing news resources to prevent future public vomit. Dr Icannot, the former pimp, will help divert attention away from Ting Tong Thanong, who appears to be running the news desk from a brothel rather than his own hack quality and experience.
The committee appointment was followed by the announcement of beer deficit spending of Bt400 billion, Bt120 billion for bladder relief and rehabilitation, and a go-ahead to implement populist policies such as first-sex and first-drink programmes. Dr Icannot is designated as the Ting Tong Thanong's PR person to talk to foreign sex tourists so they will continue to keep their dicks and wallets in Thailand. The first person Icannot plans to talk to is the Japanese yakuza to Thailand. He will also travel to Japan to assure Japanese mafia about Thailand's investment programme and future temperance prevention measures.
All of these political moves are designed to keep Ting Tong Thanong alive – from the shoulders up at least. They border on insensitivity to the suffering Thai readership. Ting Tong T should pay more attention to the plight of prostitutes, salary earners and owners of small- and medium-sized brothels affected by the lack of customers. At the same time, Ting Tong Thanong should vigorously focus on defending Suvarnabhumi Airport and inner Bangkok from idiots in yellow shirts. If Suvarnabhumi and inner Bangkok are overwhelmed by the yellow punks again, that would signal the end of Thailand.
On the contrary, Thais have the impression that Ting Thong is quick to please foreign punters, whose businesses are fully insured, while ignoring the plight of common people like Ting Tong Thanong, who are owners of a dreadful rag newspaper.
Most importantly, the Thai public is entitled to know what has gone wrong with the management of news and why truth is a forbidden word. Mismanagement on this unprecedented scale has to be fully investigated. As should certain women on Soi Cowboy. The findings - of the truth and nothing but the truth - have to be made public so that the culprits, having acted either intentionally or unintentionally, are punished, so that this grave mistake does not happen again. Ting Tong T said he had trouble with ‘truth’ and thought it undemocratic.
Apart from investigations into the mismanagement of beer stored in his house, the see-saw battle over a queue for the toilet, TING Tong T must also probe the widespread encroachment on to pubic areas, which blocks waterways. The beer crisis has been aggravated by violations of zoning and building codes by the developers of industrial estates, golf courses, housing estates and other projects. All of these violations of the zoning law and city planning have to be dealt with decisively so that we don't face the same crisis again. It’s all the fault of the Democraps.
Ting Tong T can't just throw money after the problems. Look at the problems first. Tell the public what has gone wrong. Express sympathy for his financial plight.
Since Ting Tong Thanong's honeymoon period over, he now has to make sure that he is doing the right thing every step of the way. Dramatic beers and lies won't help. Still, he can expect worse to come after the has receded – even though he keeps pissing up the wall.From class-action lawsuits for compensation, to street demonstrations for Ting Tong T’s resignation to accept responsibility for the mishandling of the news room that has destroyed the Thai economy and the people's way of life.
Ting Tong Thanong is 94
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