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fastmover
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An aspiring novelist chose to research the 'nature' of the BTF beasts at the recent RT held last Friday at Toxic, only to find himself discovering the beast within, and probably not for the first time.
A fellow canuck. A 'nadian.
On a mission to discover the golden touch required to end a string of rewrites (eight by his admission) he decided research was best done with his mouth instead of his ears.
What he thinks he learned about us would be far less than what he could learn about himself, if only he would put down the can of gasoline and the zippo lighter he carries at the ready, least anyone interrupt his soliloquay.
No doubt the raging bull novelist must be under pressure. Assuming his words carry some truth, he has a "two book deal" which more correctly should be stated as a 'first book and option on the second'. The pressure comes if he received an advance, which is money advanced in lieu of later royalties.
Let's say he spent his advance but does not, in the opinion of the publisher, produce a work that meets the standard required to go to print, he will then hear the dreaded words, 'Hey dude, give us back the money'.
There are no sure things till the thing is sure, in the publishing world, book deal or no book deal.
And the proof is always in the writing.
As fastmover, I tend to keep my testosterone at home, between the sheets, where it can serve me when required. Mr. Aspiring Novelist apparantly keeps his real handy, probably to fuel the zippo.
A yap, yap, here and a yap, yap there and soon, as fastmover visiting the boys and BK, I was deep in the research muck of this 'I AM A WRITER' dude.
Now I have some grey hair, as RTB pointed out to me at the time, and have put on some poundage lately, so when later invited outside to view the universe laying on my back by this 31 year old dude in a XXXL shirt, I declined.
LOS and all that stuff.
He left Toxic, BTF member guide in tow. I stayed, beer in hand, head on shoulders.
Do you have any idea how small BKK is? No? Well let me inform you how big it is not.
Me and my bud cruise on down to the Nana Hotel parking lot where we aim to view the marketing structure of modern prostitution, first hand.
Half hour later I hear Mr. Aspiring Writers loud voice, also heard by about 50 hookers, 25 potential customers and a few 'you want beer' ladies. I heard his voice really well since he charged across the parking lot and pressed his fat layered muscles up against my not as fat as him layered muscles, and waited for the punch.
Why wait? Well in China I have been told by experts you should always take the first punch from Chinese dudes, otherwise you end up getting piled on by an additional 100 or so citizens whose sole desire it is to protect the motherland from another rapid imperialist.
I really had no desire to visit a Thai jail for hitting someone first. So I waited. Bounced a few feet around the parking lot by the pillsbury doughboy all the while yap, yap louder and yap some more. Still no punch.
His tour minders show up and drift him away into the Nana Hotel. My bud and I continue our marketing research, but oops, half and hour later, he's back.
This time he is serious cause he said, "The Tourist Police are on the way". Yep, must be a punch coming now.
Nope.
Then he said, "There are four guys waiting", for me and my bud in the hotel lobby, where we are obliged to talk about how to improve our manners. Huh?
Beats me too. Then he charges off to speak to a lady offering hands on marketing, unseen by his tour guide and able assistant.
Now I thought I would ask them what the hell is wrong with Mr. Aspiring Writer, but nope. They ran off after the XXXL beast who was now on the other side of the parking lot. Last saw them trailing XXXL toward the Suk.
Never knew testosterone rage was a problem with newbies in LOS. Kinda thought the sight of all that pussy melted the urge to swing from trees.
Could make a great novelist though, all that anger put on paper. But might take him some time to find paper big enough to hold all the excess verbiage his mouth contains.
Alternately dude, go get laid and talk to me in the morning. Here. Where keyboards replace your mouth.
Which leaves me to wonder why it is in LOS that anyone has rage about anything. Surely if a dude can't relax here, forget it anywhere else.
Yapping on forum's is one thing but in person? About such trite stuff? Just don't have much sense to it.
Why I might even talk to the Ducktator if he surfaces.
Hey isn't 'might' a great word?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:59 am on Feb. 19, 2007
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DrLove
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First, I think you're an ass to post this publicly and really shows your character. You might have had an issue with this BTF member but it was a private matter which came up during a RT.
Secondly, what he has told me that you used degrading tone about that you were a published writer and he was not.
Also, that you called him a 'c***'.
Thirdly, I think you might have been happy that his 'tour guide and his able assistant' (being me and Koolbreez) kept him away from you.
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Alternately dude, go get laid and talk to me in the morning.
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He actually did and it was with one of the cutest girls I've seen on the parking lot lately.
A girl which, with your terrible looks, would walk past straight past you.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 1:04 pm on Feb. 19, 2007
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LocalYokul
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this one got pretty near to the Outting boundary
funny story, but I'm sure we're all left out on the behavior of FM that brought about this series of tirades by mr. XXXL
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:29 pm on Feb. 19, 2007
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Sarge
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what a gormless allegory in here; not sure if the charmless characters played in this chronicle are representative of the human nature. Apart from the just remark of DrL (private matters between BTF members should stay just that, private), the idea of someone loitering for hours in that freak show of Nana parking lot to survey other’s people sleazy activities, what does that tell you?
Sarge
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 1:53 pm on Feb. 19, 2007
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Skip
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Quote: from Sarge on 4:17 am on Feb. 20, 2007
what does that tell you?
What we already know too well, good sir: The light shines in the darkness and the darkness has not overcome it.... 
Some people grow up slower than others; some never grow up. 
PS - 'gormless allegory' Sweet!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:22 pm on Feb. 19, 2007
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S M E G M A
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* I think those that missed watching the real thing would have liked more details on what actually happened. FM, your post is just a teaser: no meat.
* Not much info can be obtained from reading the OP. Just that two guys had an unpleasant encounter and one got more agressive than the other.
* Dr.L I wonder if you would have had the same reaction (here in the forum) had one of the parties not been a customer of yours. After all, we often discuss here outside matters between BTF members -including unpleasant encounters between members (I can quickly think of at least 10 such threads). Yes, it must be that this guy was your customer or else I do not understand your reaction.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:30 pm on Feb. 19, 2007
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fastmover
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Quote: from DrLove on 3:28 am on Feb. 20, 2007
First, I think you're an ass to post this publicly and really shows your character. You might have had an issue with this BTF member but it was a private matter which came up during a RT.
Secondly, what he has told me that you used degrading tone about that you were a published writer and he was not.
Also, that you called him a 'c***'.
Thirdly, I think you might have been happy that his 'tour guide and his able assistant' (being me and Koolbreez) kept him away from you.
I appreciate your desire to protect your customer, however inaccurate your details. And please note I have no idea who this dude is, real name or handle.
First, what privacy? He voiced loudly his contentions which I desired no part to discuss. He falsely claimed I had some previously lenghthy discussion with him, AND proceeded to use foul language first. I hardly think trying to bully me in public is a private matter.
Secondly, I never told him anything about my private life, someone at the RT did. And when I refused to discuss my private life with him, a total stranger to me, he got real stroppy.
The amount of abuse I took from him out of respect for the occaision and RTB was huge, BEFORE I returned his words to him.
Thirdly, you knew you had a wild one and did little to quiet him down at the RT, or in the parking lot.
Identifying this issue, where a BTF member is basically attacked by a total stranger to him is important.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:32 pm on Feb. 19, 2007
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IBFarang
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Where is Pennbelly when you need him?
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 5:35 pm on Feb. 19, 2007
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JackTheStripper
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OxyMoron #1...The Doc and Koolbreezed protecting FM 
OxyMoron #2...The Doc talking about someone else being ugly
OxyMoron #3...The Doc judging what cute is
oh stop...my belly hurts
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:25 pm on Feb. 19, 2007
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