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manowar
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I had always wanted to devise a comprehensive point system to quantify my experience with the girls in the p4p scene. It should be the multiples of the assigned values of the relevant variables so that each attributes is magnified ( or reduced ) by the next. It should also be adjusted by fianancail factor so we can arrive at a final rating that can be compared objectively ( or as objectively as we can ) and quantify the quality of the various episodes of our sexual escapade. I am still fine-tunning the finer points and need the wisdom of the brotherhood to help add /contribute to the logics and argue the merits of the assigned values of the variables so we can debug the system before it’s final. Here is what I am thinking so far :
I.Girl-Variables (GV) :
In this category, I assign equal rating values from 1-10 to 4 variables based on the non-financial attributes of the experience, namely, the girl herself. I believe these four are of equally importance and so each criteria should get an equal weight of 1-10 : ( so, if someone is a 10 in looks, but a 5 in Sex, then she gets 50 pts which put her on the same rating as someone whose look is a 5 but a 10 in Sex……so on. )
1.Looks : Assign a value from 1 (you look better than her ) to 10 ( dream beauty that you never imagined you could have before you arrive in LOS.)
2.Sex : Assign a value from 1 ( totally incompatible, she is from Venus and you are a Klion) to 10 ( you think you have died and achieved nirvana =gone to Fu$#@%^ing Heaven, when you two are at it)
3.Quality Time : Assign a value from 1 (= a quicky HJ in her bar, she takes the $$ from you without washing her hand ) to 10 ( =she spends the last 3 days day with you, and yet you still wish she does not have to leave )
4.GFE : Assign a value from 1 (Cold Pro with fake moan) to 10 ( She reminded you of the first time you fell in love. You think only of her everyday since and wish she can be with you right now sitting next to you in your convertable, listening to the Eagles and riding down the freeway at 90 mphj)
So here a girl can score from the lowest of 1x1x1x1= 1 ( why bother going to LOS, you get plenty of these at home?) to 10x10x10x10=10,000. ( This is why we go to LOS but still butterflying all the time because we have to find that 10,000 pt girl.
II.Financial Facot ( FF) :
In this category, we adjust the above GV value by the Financial Factor. The theory is, all GV values being equal, someone that costs us 1,000 bahts ( God bless her) is twice as good as someone that costs us 2,000 bahts. But you have to factor in the number of pops ( LY will love this one) to this number because in theory, two pops is worth twice as one pop ( I am open to arguement here) : So I have come up with the PP ( Pop/Price) value which is defined as follow :
1. Pop/Price : ( the Unit is PP= Pops/1000 bahts.) e.g., if you spend 1000 bahts and gets one pop ( PP =1), then obviously, it’s twice as good if you spend the same amount but gets two pops ( PP=2). Another exemple, if you spend 2000 bahts and gets 1 pop ( PP=0.5 ), then this girl had better be twice as good in one of the 4 GV variables in the GV Category above to equalize the $$ spent on the girl who offers PP=1. So next time before you decide to spend 4000 bahts for 1 pop with a Orbit dancer or 500 bahts with a SW with warts, you’d better check her GV ratings and see if she truely is worth the $$$ asked.
When you have all the 5 quotients, multiply them and that’s your FV ( F*& (#@$$ing Value )
Try to evaluate your last 5 episodes using this system and tell me whether you think it works. My last 5 episodes were :
1.PoseidonStar : 9x6x2x5x0.25= 135
2.PhuketBeerGirl : 7x6x8x8x0.5= 1,344
3.AsokeSexy: 8x9x7x8x0.75= 3,024
4.GulliverFL : 8x7x9x7x0.5= 1,764.
5.NewFLSexy : 6x9x7x6x0.5= 1,134
Try this on your last 5 girls Tell me it work for you ?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:46 pm on Aug. 28, 2004
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fastmover
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Do you know why f_ck has only 4 letters?
It's to make it easy not to think too hard about it.
But anyway, you forgot to factor in the human variables such as, how desperate the guy is, time of last orgasm, sources for alternative sex encounters, Std risks, post sexual encounter costs such as transportation fares, parting gifts, as well as many other in-action costs such as sex props, beverage consumption and hotel room service and property damage when her boyfriend takes a baseball bat to the decorations in your suite.
But the number one factor that throws your rather complicated theory out the window is......
...the Punter Memory Dysfunction (or PMD) that results when 'fuel' (vino),
is applied to the 'fire' (sex).
Easier to stick to the A,B,C's of F_CK like nature intended.
Ps: If you had spent as much time P4Ping as you spent working on your theory, you would be to tuckered out even to think it mattered.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 2:15 am on Aug. 29, 2004
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Calzoid
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MOW,
You must be in Credit/Risk Management - Banks use less evaluation then the above.
You also need to add the:
Buzz Quotient for both yourself and the BG. Was she drinking Tequila or Black.
Some will need to add the Medical Assistant (Vgra 50mg or 100) variable for multiple pops then cross reference the above.
I used to analysis credit attributes for dead beat credit card customers- the above brings back mamories!!!
CZ
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:20 am on Aug. 29, 2004
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kev29ie
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I would guess that rather you are in accounting more so than credit/risk management. Too much time between trips bro...too much time. 
Off the top of my head, I can give you my five all time 'Now I know what living is', and my five 'why didnt I just tug myself repeatedly with a rubber glove' - And no matrix required also.
Also, like many tools that attempt to quantify and measure that which cannot not be measured, it just doesnt work. 
I was once with a girl who was cheap (wanted 1k lt), good looking (really hot), gave a very good GFE, she liked it often (a few at night, and more in the morning, and even then, 'Me Horny again Tirak'). She would score very high on your chart.
However, she couldnt suck a melted milkshake through a McDikkies straw!
Spend more time on Field Research, and leave the matrix and formulae to those who can no longer get it up. Besides, this idea came up a few years back. And it was a crap idea then too.
So Next time you are over we will have a few beers (I'm buying)  and discuss how to change the approcah of this research into the field
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 3:25 am on Aug. 29, 2004
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BIG BEEFA
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I personally only wish to score with the TG's one way  and move on to the next.
Beefa
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:41 am on Aug. 29, 2004
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LocalYokul
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BG / Looks / Sex / Quality / GFE / pops / Total
CTS of Buffalo 7 / 7 / 8 / 8 / 1.4 / 4,390
PTQ of Virgin 6.5 / 7 / 7 / 7 / 0.8 / 1,784
CT of Buffalo 6.5 / 9 / 8 / 9 / 6.6 / 27,968
MCF_3rd time 7 / 6 / 8 / 8 / 3 / 8,064
MCF_2nd time 7 / 10 / 8 / 8 / 4.5 / 20,160
MCF_1st time 7 / 9 / 9 / 9 / 13.8 / 70,421
MCF_Avg 7 / 8.3 / 8.3 / 8.3 / 7.1 / 28,762
Eden fave 7.5 / 10 / 10 / 8 / 10 / 60,000
and CalZoid is right, the amount of Tequila she's had does make these differ.
MCF is dynamite when she's loaded, but was rather low on the scale last Thursday in the afternoon when she was sober...
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another memorable BG for the record...
BG / Looks / Sex / Quality / GFE / pops / Total
CQ of Butterfly Bar 7 / 9 / 8 / 8 / 2.7 / 10,886
hmm, even a WhoreBits (Orbit) gal with 10s in all categories would still only get you a 10,000 total, cause it would cost you 10k Baht to get her into bed...
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:22 am on Aug. 29, 2004
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babysnake
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This is a very interesting calculation value.
I have always divided girl's attributes into 5 categories: personality, looks, english, sex, attitude. Looks, sex and english must be clear. Attitude means the trouble she is willing tro go thorugh to please you and make you happy. Personlaity is the kind of girl she is and if you are gonna hit it off with her.
Many would think an average of 7,5 on all accounts would equal a value of 7500! But it isn't. Sorry it's only 3164. And already pretty impossible treat of 9 in everything it would be only 6561.. so pretty impossible to get beyond 7000 thousand already.. somehow that seems so f_cking bad...
But as I'm an alalyzing person (you getting to pattaya later this year?) this seems interesting thing to me.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:50 am on Aug. 29, 2004
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manowar
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BBS,
The reason the values does not go higher even if she scores 7.5 on all categories is because it's an " average " 7.5 experience. If she scores 9 or 10 on any one of the categories, all of a sudden she is 4-5,000 pts. I would say any girls that scores over 5,000 pt is a damn good experience in my book. To get close to 10,000 is near impossible and that's why we are all still " butterflying" because we know it's impossible but we keep coming back for more just in case. If you are a golfer you will understand the analogy. A perfect round of golf is "birdies" on all 18 holes. It has not been done yet. I think a 59 ( official PGA ) was the lowest ever. and that's only 13 out of 18 birdies ( equivalent to a TBG scoring 7,200 pts with my system.) To my regrets, I have not had that experience yet. And yes to the others who said I have too much time in my hand. Damn, there 's nothing to do here after 6pm in the good old USA unless you want to watch Olympic Diving and Men's Beach Volleyball.....I miss LOS
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:17 pm on Aug. 29, 2004
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kev29ie
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Actually therre is no such definition as a perfect round of golf. The standard is Par. Hence the expression 'Par' for the course'. A birdie on each hole would be better than par. If you want to measure an exceptional round of golf, why not go for Eagles on each hole (an albatross on each being impossible)
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:29 pm on Aug. 29, 2004
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BigDUSA
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I thought the guys who want to ban LY had way to much time on there hands but this stands in a class all it's own.
IMHO at the end of the day what's important is she good to go for 500 st & 1K lt.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:22 pm on Aug. 29, 2004
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