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Abrak
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I dont see many BTF members getting into positive territory - luckily I was in the boyscouts
People are sensitive to different things for various reasons. A Jew will get pissed if you make a joke about the Holocaust, obese people will get offended by fat humor, and a female on PMS will take everything you say and twist it around until you are not only a sexist Nazi, but have also killed a black man and slept with three hookers.
This examination will give you an accurate judgement of how sensitive of a person you are. Total up your points at the end of each section and when you're finished, add them together to get your final score.
Section #1: Relationships
If you're a female, give yourself 5000 points and skip to section #2.
10 points if you have a girlfriend.
Add 10 points if you put the toilet seat down at her house.
Add 10 points if you pretend to care about her feelings.
Add 20 points if you actually do care about her feelings.
Add 30 points if it's an online relationship. Then eat a handful of gravel.
5 points if you've called a girl:
- honey
- snookums
- tootsie
- widdle honey bucket of WUV! (add an additional 20 points)
Subtract 10 points if you've ditched a female to smoke weed or get drunk.
Subtract 20 points if you've ever walked away from your girlfriend while she was talking to you.
Subtract 30 points if you've ever told a crying girl to shut up.
Section #2: Animals
10 points if you're a vegetarian.
10 points if you've ever lifted a finger to save the rainforests.
10 points if you've tried to save a wounded bird.
10 points if you own an alley cat.
Add 10 points if it's a kitten.
Add 10 points if it's de-clawed.
Add 20 points if its name is Snowball, Princess, Pumpkin, or anything ending with an "ee" sound.
10 points if you've ever spared an animal because it was cute.
10 points if you think hunting is "wrong."
Subtract 10 points if you own a rottweiler or a pitbull.
Section #3: Racism
10 points if you consider yourself an ethnic minority.
30 points if you get pissed when someone makes a joke about your heritage.
Section #4: People
20 points if you don't like it when someone says the word "fag."
20 points if don't find retards hilarious.
20 points if you've never laughed at a midget.
10 points if you're an artist.
10 points for each word that describes you:
- Emotional
- Understanding
- High-strung
- Tender
10 points if you are/were a boy/girlscout.
Section #5: Entertainment
20 points if you've cried in a movie theatre.
30 if it was during "Maid in Manhattan."
10 points if you've memorized a song from "The Sound of Music."
10 points if the dead girl in the closet from "The Ring" made you jump.
10 points if you don't play rugby.
10 points if you've taken a yoga class.
Section #6: Websites
10 points for each website you wouldn't show to your girlfriend
- rotten.com
- ogrish.com
- poopsex.com
- horsebang.com
20 points if you're grossed out by pornography.
40 points if you get angry when a webpage steals its layout from another site.
Grading
Men
<minus> You are a self-centered asshole who doesn't let anyone or anything affect you. Keep up the good work.
0-75 You are slightly sensitive but it probably doesn't get in the way of being a selfish prick.
75-300 You are moderately sensitive but most people won't notice.
301-500 Something is wrong. You need to start killing innocent things and insulting females for no reason.
501-700 You make everyone sick. You probably stalk girls and get mad at people when they step on an ant. Smoke some pot and lighten up.
700< You are either gay or can't count. Retake the test.
Women
<5000
Either you're a lesbian or do a lot of drugs. Women shouldn't be this insensitive.
0-5150 You hold most of your emotions in. One day you will either shoot up a school or hack your family to pieces.
5151-5352 You are the kind of girl that hangs out with all males and thinks of yourself as "one of the guys." You're a girl, start acting like one.
5353-5354 You are at the perfect sensitivity level for a girl. You let people have an opinion but know where to draw the line. We need more women like you.
5355-5700 You whine about everything and get offended whenever someone opens their mouth. Stop being such a feminazi bitch.
5700< You belong in a sound-proof bubble 200 miles from all living human beings.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:16 pm on Oct. 21, 2004
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compexec1
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Section #1: Relationships
If you're a female, give yourself 5000 points and skip to section #2.
10 points if you have a girlfriend.
+10=10
Add 10 points if you put the toilet seat down at her house.
+10=20
Add 10 points if you pretend to care about her feelings.
Add 20 points if you actually do care about her feelings.
+20=40
Add 30 points if it's an online relationship. Then eat a handful of gravel.
5 points if you've called a girl:
- honey
- snookums
- tootsie
- widdle honey bucket of WUV! (add an additional 20 points)
+5=45
Subtract 10 points if you've ditched a female to smoke weed or get drunk.
Subtract 20 points if you've ever walked away from your girlfriend while she was talking to you.
Subtract 30 points if you've ever told a crying girl to shut up.
=45
Section #2: Animals
10 points if you're a vegetarian.
10 points if you've ever lifted a finger to save the rainforests.
10 points if you've tried to save a wounded bird.
10 points if you own an alley cat.
Add 10 points if it's a kitten.
Add 10 points if it's de-clawed.
Add 20 points if its name is Snowball, Princess, Pumpkin, or anything ending with an "ee" sound.
10 points if you've ever spared an animal because it was cute.
10 points if you think hunting is "wrong."
Subtract 10 points if you own a rottweiler or a pitbull.
Section #3: Racism
10 points if you consider yourself an ethnic minority.
+10=55
30 points if you get pissed when someone makes a joke about your heritage.
+30=85
Section #4: People
20 points if you don't like it when someone says the word "fag."
+20=105
20 points if don't find retards hilarious.
+20=125
20 points if you've never laughed at a midget.
10 points if you're an artist.
10 points for each word that describes you:
- Emotional
- Understanding
- High-strung
- Tender
+10=135
10 points if you are/were a boy/girlscout.
0 I guess cubscout drop out, I didn't like the idea that they wouldn't let my use power tools unsupervised.
Section #5: Entertainment
20 points if you've cried in a movie theatre.
+20=155
30 if it was during "Maid in Manhattan."
10 points if you've memorized a song from "The Sound of Music."
10 points if the dead girl in the closet from "The Ring" made you jump.
10 points if you don't play rugby.
+10=165
10 points if you've taken a yoga class.
Section #6: Websites
10 points for each website you wouldn't show to your girlfriend
- rotten.com
- ogrish.com
- poopsex.com
- horsebang.com
+40=205
20 points if you're grossed out by pornography.
40 points if you get angry when a webpage steals its layout from another site.
(75-300 You are moderately sensitive but most people won't notice. )
So true they never notice my sensitive side!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 12:33 am on Oct. 22, 2004
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MaximusNaughtinus
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I dont need any test, I know I am very sensitive, just a week ago I paid the bf for a gal that I like, but have not rooted. She had a little motorbike accident 4 days prior and was sore all over and a fever, she didnt even look her normal very happy and cute self. I paid the 600b for her to go home and rest. See I am sweet.
Also I did not want to hurt her feelings when I took the other girl out of the same bar in an hour or so time, so thought it would be better if she did not see this and feel bad.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:49 am on Oct. 22, 2004
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Basil Bush
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Oh...
NM good on yer...
Girls on bikes, somehow this is an accident waiting to happen and when it does we end up paying….
Just hope those unscrupulous mamasans don’t start packing in the female casualties from the local hospital.
BB
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 1:12 am on Oct. 22, 2004
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JackRabbit
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JackRabbit present...
60 points !
I love to be a selfish prick !
JR
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:49 am on Oct. 22, 2004
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Kryptonite
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-20
I must be a real selfish prick eh?
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:06 am on Oct. 22, 2004
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Smegma
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Liar Krypto. You just told me by PM that you were embarrassed that you got 220.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:12 am on Oct. 22, 2004
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ThaidUp
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Girls on bikes, somehow this is an accident waiting to happen and when it does we end up paying….
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And sometimes we end up paying when they don't have accidents.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:16 am on Oct. 22, 2004
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