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here's my fave : David Allen Coe - Masturbation Blues
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She's alone in the corner,
with her panties to her knees,
lookin in the mirror,
she gives her tits a squeeze.
Slides her finger thru the wetness,
rubbing gently on her clit.
Breathing heavy with each stroke now.
She's not worried bout me watchin,
its too late now to refuse,
nightly fever you can't shake
down, masturbation blues.
He picks up the dirty picture,
with his dick hard in his hand, with a stroke
you see him moving, with the music of the band, against the wall you see him jerking,
as the cum spills on the floor, as he swells in the mirror, he won't do this anymore,
he's not worried bout me watchin,
it's too late now to refute,
nightly fever you can't refuse, masturbation blues.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:59 am on Oct. 21, 2004
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Basil Bush
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Big 5 by Prince Buster...
U would think a few bars might occasionaly give it a spin.
(now I am showing my age)
BB
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 12:17 pm on Oct. 21, 2004
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cheapcharlie
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i;m a wanker - by ivor biggun
i;m a wanker, i;m a wanker
and it does me good
like it bloody well should,
hes a wanker, hes a wanker,
(chorus) and it does him good
like it bloody well should..
Cant remember any more lyrics
must be someone round 40ish who knows
Hang on a minute LY whats going on this has nothing to do with thailand or shagging have you not been shagging anything of late, or turned over a new leaf,
what happened to uni gal..
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:23 pm on Oct. 21, 2004
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LocalYokul
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got shagged 3 times yesterday
ok ok, maybe some wouldn't agree that masturbation has much to do with LOS, but it's a good way to take out some frustations when you're on a budget
and UniGal is not going to be having much mention on this board ever since CyberBkk outted her University's name 
here's another from D.A.C., I'd Like To f*** the Shit Out of You
and this one has plenty to do with how U3H - Udorn 3 Holer and I banged up the other night
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f***in in the butt
f***in in the butt
f***in in the butt
I'd like to f*** the shit out of you
I'd like to f*** the shit out of you
I'd like to f*** the shit out of you
I'd like to f*** the shit out of you
Hey please put my gland in your hand
Hey please put my gland in your hand
Hey please put my gland in your hand
Please put my gland in your hand
Baby won't you give me some head
Baby won't you give me some head
Baby won't you give me some head
Baby won't you give me some head
We like to eat lunch down at the Y
We like to eat luncu down at the Y
We like to eat lunch down at the Y
Why? Because we love you. Hi, my name's David, and these are my friends
It's been a pleasure doin this album for ya
We'd like to specially dedicate this album to all the members of the Mickey
Mouse Fan Club
And to you Mrs. Calabash, whereever you are.
And i'd like to f*** the shit out of you
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 6:22 pm on Oct. 21, 2004
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ThaidUp
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In general Uni Girls are high maintenance, so I think LY has moved off of her on to easy girls because he already has a high maintenance Vulva to take care of.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:21 pm on Oct. 21, 2004
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DrLove
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'You go to lick it, before we kick it.....'
'Small dick man.... at first I thought it was your belly button'
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:58 pm on Oct. 21, 2004
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samthedog
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cheap charlie
I spent many years at rugby clubs, so I remember it well!
It was a hit in the UK about 1978 I think...
Shows the difference between Thailand and England. Would not be so popular in Thailand, too much available poon.
here it is
The Wanker's Song
By Ivor Biggun
My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.
And that's why
(Chorus)
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.
I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.
I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.
And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.
Thanks a bunch!
Now I can't stop singing the bloody thing again!!!!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:50 pm on Oct. 21, 2004
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dirty guru
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Whats new pussy cat.........................pussy cat, pussy cat I love you yes I do............ (old tom jones song)....good with a 20 year old newbie on the bed naked with a fluffy toy pussy that she strokes.....ACTION....MUSIC....LIGHTS...........SHOOT!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:53 pm on Oct. 21, 2004
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Kryptonite
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"Darling Niki" by Prince (Purple Rain Album)
"Big Ten Inch" by ZZ Top
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:41 am on Oct. 22, 2004
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