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Arramsey
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The Twelve Days Of Christmas ??
Oh ! Oh !! Here comes the fast curve guys !!!
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Posted on: 2:57 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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Vancouver Jay
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O Cum, All Ye Faithful?
Barfine Ye, Monging Gentlemen...
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Posted on: 3:07 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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nokna
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a challenge for you Kryptonite.
'The 12 Days Of Christmas' with each day dedicated to a fellow Member.......
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Posted on: 3:31 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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Kryptonite
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"The Twelve Days of Christmas" Expat Punting style 
On the first day of punting my good friend Smegma gave to me, a beer called Chang just for me.
On the second day of punting my good friend Yurune gave to me, two phone calls while not in the shower, and a beer called Chang just for me.
On the third day of punting my good friend BK gave to me, three Italians in a disco wanting to kick my ass, two phone calls while not in the shower, and a beer called Chang just for me.
On the Fourth day of punting ButNutz gave to me, four girls to f*ck in the ass, three Italians in a disco wanting to kick my ass, two phone calls not in the shower, and a beer called Chang just for me.
On the fifth day of punting Nokna gace to me, FIVE PAKS OF SMOKES! four girls to f*ck in the ass, three Italians in a disco wanting to kick my ass, two phone calls not in the shower, and a beer called Chang just for me.
On the sixth day of punting expatchuck donated to me, six blow jobs at the 19th hole, five packs of smokes, four girls to f*ck in the ass, three Italians in a disco wanting to kick my ass, two phone calls not I nthe shower, and a beer called Chang just for me.
On the seventh day of punting BigDUSA gave to me, seven girls from FLB short time for 500 baht each, six blow jobs at the 19th hole, five packs of smokes, four girls to f*ck in the ass, three Italians in a disco wanting to kick my ass, two phone calls not I nthe shower, and a beer called Chang just for me.
On the eighth day of punting Bandit gave to me, eight really good tips on how to be cool, seven girls from FLB short time for 500 baht each, six blow jobs at the 19th hole, five packs of smokes, four girls to f*ck in the ass, three Italians in a disco wanting to kick my ass, two phone calls not I nthe shower, and a beer called Chang just for me.
On the nineth day of punting JackRabbit gave to me, nine requests for the lazer mouse, eight really good tips on how to be cool, seven girls from FLB short time for 500 baht each, six blow jobs at the 19th hole, five packs of smokes, four girls to f*ck in the ass, three Italians in a disco wanting to kick my ass, two phone calls not I nthe shower, and a beer called Chang just for me.
On the tenth day of punting ringthebells gave to me, ten of those damn teddy bears, nine requests for the lazer mouse, eight really good tips on how to be cool, seven girls from FLB short time for 500 baht each, six blow jobs at the 19th hole, five packs of smokes, four girls to f*ck in the ass, three Italians in a disco wanting to kick my ass, two phone calls not I nthe shower, and a beer called Chang just for me.
On the eleventh day of punting fastmover gave to me, eleven minutes without posting on the forum, ten of those damn teddy bears, nine requests for the lazer mouse, eight really good tips on how to be cool, seven girls from FLB short time for 500 baht each, six blow jobs at the 19th hole, five packs of smokes, four girls to f*ck in the ass, three Italians in a disco wanting to kick my ass, two phone calls not I nthe shower, and a beer called Chang just for me.
On the twelfth day of punting DirtyGuru gave to me, twelve free shots to kick him in the nuts for being a stupid ass, eleven minutes without posting on the forum, ten of those damn teddy bears, nine requests for the lazer mouse, eight really good tips on how to be cool, seven girls from FLB short time for 500 baht each, six blow jobs at the 19th hole, five packs of smokes, four girls to f*ck in the ass, three Italians in a disco wanting to kick my ass, two phone calls not I nthe shower, and a beer called Chang just for me.
WHOOOOOOOO! That was a long one! Thank you, thank you very much.
**no offense meant towards any member except Dirty**
Krypto
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Posted on: 4:06 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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JackRabbit
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JackRabbit present...
A star is born !
JR
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Posted on: 6:13 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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Smegma
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Quote: from Kryptonite on 5:06 pm on Dec. 10, 2003
**no offense meant towards any member except Dirty**
Krypto
I am offended that you really didnt even try to offend me. That was very mild. If anything the offense would be that I look cheap by only buying you ONE beer. 10 would be more like it... if you show your ugly hairy smally ass in BKK before Xmas.
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Posted on: 6:22 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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Kryptonite
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My version of "Silver Bells."
"Ring the bells"
Crowded beer bars,
Pretty bar girls,
Dressed in p4p style,
In the air there's a feeling of punting day,
Bar girls flashing,
Punters gasping,
Seeing boobies and ass,
And on every street corner you'll here;
Ring the bells, ring the bells,
It's punting time in the Mango,
Ding-a-ling, here them scream,
Soon it will be bar fine time;
Strings of bright lights,
beautiful feminine sights,
Drinking many glasses of lady drinks,
As the punters rush home him with their treasures;
See the girls perched,
See the punters search,
This is the farang big scene,
And above all this rustle you'll here;
Ring the bells, ring the bells,
It's punting time in the Mango,
Rump-a-Dump, hear them hump,
Soon it will be the next day.
Thank you again LoS, you're beautiful. God bless!
Krypto
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Posted on: 8:10 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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nokna
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Mr K,much respect to you......
you let us all off lightly,you really must be in the Christmas spirit.
keep it up and think up some more,i look forward to them.....
is Smegma really that cheap?......
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Posted on: 8:11 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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Kryptonite
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Here is a song I would like to dedicate to Smegma, he really isn't that cheap.  My version of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer."
"Smegma got ran over by a Tuk Tuk"
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
Smegma got ran over by a Tuk Tuk,
Walking home from Forte on Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as taxi mafia,
But as for me and Nokna, we believe;
He'd been drinking too much Mekong,
And we begged him not to go,
But he'd landed a pretty dancer,
So he stumbled out the door into the Soi;
When they found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
There were tire prints on his forehead,
and incriminating claw marks on his back;
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
Smegma got ran over by a Tuk Tuk,
Walking home from Forte on Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as taxi mafia,
But as for me and Nokna, we believe;
Now we're all so proud of Nokna,
He's been taking this so well,
See him there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and smokin' reds with Nok and Na;
It's just not Christmas with out Smegma,
All the forum is dressed in black,
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we call his ladies and lay them on their backs;
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
Smegma got ran over by a Tuk Tuk,
Walking home from Forte on Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as taxi mafia,
But as for me and Nokna, we believe;
Now the booze is on the table,
And the brothers are being fed,
A big brown shiney bottle,
That would have matched Smegma's head;
Now I've warned all my friends and fellow punters,
Better watch out for yourselves,
Should you ever land a dancer,
Watch out for her husband driving Tuk Tuk number twelve;
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
Smegma got ran over by a Tuk Tuk,
Walking home from Forte on Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as taxi mafia,
But as for me and Nokna, we believe!
I don't know where all this is coming from, but I hope you all are enjoying it? I'll keep on writing, if you guys keep on singing! 
Krypto
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Posted on: 8:26 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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