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Ohh do not worry about me Archie and Mildred I sleep with Bibel under my bed. Its been there since I stole it from the first Hotel I stayed in Nana Place. I needed some place to hide my dope in from the girls. 6 years of sleeping on the bibel have teach me everything there is to know about it. Btw my bibel is full with shit.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:51 am on Mar. 27, 2006
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IBFarang
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Billyhunt:
If you would like to chat I will be in Sheba’s shortly – it is one of the lovely ladies birthday and should prove to be interesting.
BTW if you happen to stop in Sheba’s you might get a chance to see some lovies in various stages of undress thereby giving you a better chance to make a fair comparison. It must be said however, that some of the ladies at Sheba’s will not fair well in this comparison as this particular location does not have a large number of top looking ladies.
I am awaiting your suggestions in regard to the gospel music so that I might procure some for my own evaluation.
Have to go now – it’s off to Sheba’s
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 6:07 am on Mar. 27, 2006
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Hermanolobo
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Archie & Mildred !
Ignore me at your peril ! I was brought up a Christian but I never ever stuff it down people's throats ! The Protestants and Catholics put me off anyway.
The loss of face that I have been missed off the list !Merlin - Shaman, Astrologer, friend of Sir John Falstaff. Whoremonger and general villain to the Corporate way of doing things.
IT AIN'T NECESSARILY SO
It ain't necessarily so, it ain't necessarily so.
De t'ings dat yo' li'ble to read in de Bible,
it ain't necessarily so.
Li'l David was small, but oh my, Li'l David was small, but oh my.
He fought big Goliath who lay down and dieth.
Li'l David was small, but oh my.
Oh, Jonah, he lived in de whale, oh, Jonah, he ived in de whale.
Fo' he made his home in dat fish's abdomen.
Oh, Jonah, he lived in de whale.
Li'l Moses was found in a stream, Li'l Moses was found in a stream.
He floated on water till Ole Pharoah's daughter
she fished him, she says, from that stream.
It ain't necessarily so, it ain't necessarily so.
Dey tell all you chillun de debble's a villun
but 'tain't necessarily so.
To get into Hebben don't snap for a sebben.
Live clean, don have no fault.
Oh, I takes dat gospel whenever it's pos ble
but wid a grain of salt.
Methus lah lived nine hundred years, Methus lah lived nine hundred years.
But who calls dat livin' when no gal will give in
to no man what's nine hundred years?
I'm preachin' dis sermon to show
it ain't nessa, ain't nessa, ain't nessa, ain't nessa,
ain't necessarily so.
- Ira Gershwin
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They got lies so big
They don't make a noise
They tell 'em so well
Like a secret disease
That makes you go numb
With a big ol' lie
And a flag and a pie
And a mom and a bible
Most folks are just liable
To buy any line
Any place, any time
When the lie's so big
As in Robertson's case,
(That sinister face
Behind all the Jesus hurrah)
Could result in the end
To a worrisome trend
In which every American
Not "born again"
Could be punished in cruel and unusual ways
By this treacherous cretin
Who tells everyone
That he's Jesus' best friend
When the lie's so big
And the fog gets so thick
And the facts disappear
The Republican Trick
Can be played out again
People, please tell me when
We'll be rid of these men!
Just who do they really
Suppose that they are?
And how did they manage to travel as far
As they seem to have come?
Were we really that dumb?
People, wake up
Figure it out
Religious fanatics
Around and about
The Court House, The State House,
The Congress, The White House
Criminal saints
With a "Heavenly Mission" --
A nation enraptured
By pure superstition
When the lie's so big
And the fog gets so thick
And the facts disappear
The Republican Trick
Can be played out again
People, please tell me when
We'll be rid of these men!
PROMISCUOUS
The Surgeon General, Doctor Koop
S'posed to give you all the poop
But when he's with P.M.R.C.
The poop he's scoopin'
Amazes me
C-Span showed him, all dressed up
In his phoney Doctor God get-up
He looked in the camera and fixed his specs
'N gave a little lecture
'Bout anal sex
He says it is not good for us
We just can't be promiscuous
He's a docter -- he should know
It's the work of the Devil, so
Girls, don't blow!
Don't blow Jimmy, don't blow Bobby
Get yourself another hobby
(If Jesus practiced medicine
I'm sure he'd do it
Just like him)
Is Doctor Koop a man to trust?
It seems at least that Reagan must
(But Ron's a trusting sort of guy --
He trusts Ed Meese
I wonder why?)
The A.M.A. has just got caught
For doin' stuff it shouldn't ought
All they do is lie and lie
Where's Doctor Koop?
He's standin' by
Surgeon General? What's the deal?
Is your epidemic real?
Are you leaving something out?
Something we can't talk about?
A little green monkey over there
Kills a million people?
That's not fair!
Did it really go that way?
Did you ask the C.I.A.?
Would they take you serious,
Or have THEY been
Promiscuous
With thanks to the late Frank Zappa !
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:10 am on Mar. 27, 2006
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Mel Gibson
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I made the list !!! I am so, very very proud 
Will there be a medal ceremony for the winners?
At the interview I will bring my leather bound King James version, to make sure of accuracy.
Cheers
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 6:14 am on Mar. 27, 2006
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barrafish
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Herman,
WTF was that half a page about, cant you type your own words here, relying on Two other people so your comment looks good. They should have had you on the hit list, and I mean a hit list.
And why Archie and Mildred you picking on us. We are not offending anyone but ourselves here. I offend my friend Herman and he offends me. You and XPC are friends from USA I see. Well one of the group is in good company.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:37 am on Mar. 27, 2006
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billyhunt
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IBF, here are some of my favourites.
http://www.bluegrasslyrics.com/gospel_index.cfm.htm
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:43 am on Mar. 27, 2006
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Hermanolobo
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Quote: from barrafish on 8:25 pm on Mar. 27, 2006
Herman,
WTF was that half a page about, cant you type your own words here, relying on Two other people so your comment looks good. They should have had you on the hit list, and I mean a hit list.
And why Archie and Mildred you picking on us. We are not offending anyone but ourselves here. I offend my friend Herman and he offends me. You and XPC are friends from USA I see. Well one of the group is in good company.
It was a lyrical way of saying," well if you want to believe that type of thing that is fine by me. BUT don't impose your views on lifestyle and morality on a culture that is NOT your own!"
It was beating about the bush and a long way around to 'Piss off back to your own country!'
You want Bible Belt ?
Do it in Utah !
Some advice Archie and Mildred. Go away and study History ( I know this is difficult for Americans) and be aware how much misery Religion has brought (and is bringing) to the World. Wars, death,persecution,intolerance etc etc.
Right through history.
Notice I used the word 'Religion'
It comes from the Latin meaning to bind.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:58 am on Mar. 27, 2006
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DSBones
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If I were many of you, I would save my money and buy a monkey to keep at home and have sex with.
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I have a monkey...and, I have been known to spank him occasionally!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:11 am on Mar. 27, 2006
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Ballsburstin
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Damn, I didn't make the list. I hope that doesn't mean I'm "saved"  already? Though I must admit, it might be cheaper to retain the services of the monkey (provided he/she can squeeze me into what appears to be a rapidly tightening schedule), as I think my TGF is on the verge of cracking my ATM code. 
- Balls
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:14 am on Mar. 27, 2006
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DaffyDuck
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Quote: from Bangkoksexydotcom on 7:39 pm on Mar. 27, 2006
...bible...
One of the reasons I love Thailand - no damn bibles in the hotel rooms (except if you stay in some damn farang hotel). Saves me from having to throw them out into the hallway, as I am wont to do.
Quote: from barrafish on 8:25 pm on Mar. 27, 2006
Herman,
WTF was that half a page about, cant you type your own words here
Cut him some slack - he can't think for himself.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:49 pm on Mar. 27, 2006
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