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funny you bring up the dishwasher.
I used to work for a Thai company and one of the employees was sent here to the U.S. to work. So I arranged a fully furnished apartment for the first few months to get him situated.
So what happens? He did the same thing, he put soap for washing clothes in the dishwasher.... he calls me on the phone in a panic.... I head over and suds are everywhere. Must be a Thai thing.
I still sit in awe as my girl spreads sour cream on toast and eats it every morning. Not cream cheese, she uses sour cream.
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Posted on: 1:14 pm on April 29, 2009
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thailife
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So my wife started her period today. But that didn't stop her.
She started out giving me a GREAt blow job with me spewing my load in her mouth.
But it just wasn't enough for her. she continued to suck me for almost one full hour... then when her mouth go too tired to suck any more, she got the cream out and rubbed my shaft off and on for almost another hour. NEVER once asking for me to please her.
Did I say Thank you sweet baby Jesus for giving us Thai girls?
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Posted on: 5:08 pm on May 8, 2009
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atl
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I dont know whether to chalk this up under cute or just moronic? but I had a chuckle...
so me and mrs atl are having lunch today and sitting at the bar of this restuarant with the big screen TV's on with no sound and music playing...
and one of those commercials comes on for adopt a child in Africa for "less than a dollar a day" like 30 bucks a month...Americans will know, it's the one with the guy with grey beard holding a cute little, bloated African boy in his arms talking to the camera...
anyway, you cant hear what is being said but the price to "sponsor" a child comes up on the screen and mrs atl (who I am sure has seen the commercial 100 times before) knocks my arm and says to me "Tilac they sell African baby's on TV?"
I was texting and was like "what?"
She says, "look on the TV....they sell African baby for 30 dolla a month!"
I just busted out laughing and said no baby....it's to support a child in Africa...you know food and clothes...
mrs atl (head taken aback) "Oye, tilac why we not do? 30 dolla a month no big deal!"
anyway, I had to share that little gem with ya'll 
atl
*edit in*
I just told mrs atl about this post and she said to me "you numba 1 joking man, I can joke wit you!"
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Posted on: 3:53 pm on May 23, 2009
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DrLove
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You should have said:'No honey, not 'sell' just 'rent out'....
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 4:22 pm on May 23, 2009
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thailife
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why is my wife such a nymhpo?
EVERY day she wants to suck me off and then puts cream on my cock and rubs me all day. I am serious. she calls the time she has to rub me her "fun time". She just is non stop.
She is typical Thai, wants to please her man. Usually after after I cum, she gets out the vibrator and while she is working it she puts cream on my cock and wants to rub me even more. this goes on EVERY day. I don't know how much longer I can keep up this pace.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:42 pm on May 31, 2009
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cheapcharlie
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Im getting ready for an upcoming trip and a mate im seeing who lives in se asia has asked me to pick up some calcium supplement that he had purchased in the country I live when he was here before.
My wife thinks im buying viagra for him, and get this when I go through customs it will go meeb meeb ( she means the metal detectors at airports). Apparantly according to her
many falang get caught with drugs and sex pills when it goes meeb meeb at the airport.  I have to put them in my bag and she wont walk through customs with me.
Another one today we watched Borat and she thinks he is a moslim Sacha Baron Cohen not an english actor because he does not talk or look like an englishman
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Posted on: 4:09 pm on July 12, 2009
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Mel Gibson
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Why is it so necessary for Thailife to announce his wife's sucking etc,,, it is written again and AGAIn and AGAIN AND AGAIN,, ahhh I know it,,,YELL louder and it must be true. Many use this technique to sell BAD used cars
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:29 am on July 13, 2009
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ThaidUp
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Mel is just suffering buyer's remorse as his used car is a lemon and doesn't suck.
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Posted on: 4:56 pm on July 13, 2009
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thailife
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so the wife is on her period, but that does not stop her quest for sex. Woke up her using the famous hitachi wand..... she just can't get enough of that monster. Then she said she wanted to rub my cock balls and ass with cream for a long time. I should have known better. She worked me over for 2 hours, taking me to the edge several times, I was ready to explode, then she would back off.... after 2 hours she said that's it, take a break for a few hours, then I would get more... so I ran some errands, cameback home and we got started again..... same routine.... bj, then got the cream and about and hour later she f***ed my ass with the vibrator while rubbing me, taking me over the top, swpeing my hot spink all over the place.
Today I will f*** her in her ass.
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Posted on: 7:03 am on July 22, 2009
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atl
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This is pretty cute and I would guess many guys here would concur with mrs atl on the matter...
Since we moved back from LOS I have taken her to 3 professional baseball games and she thinks the entire sport is "bua teesoot" and saves her passion for American Football (that's my girl  )
so anyway my boss calls me today and says, "atl the phillies are in town next week and mr so and so (a big client) is from Philly and a huge fan, I want you to go on stubhub and get the best tickets possible and you and mrs atl take him and his wife to the game on Friday night!"
So I am like, "thats cool!"
so mrs atl comes downstairs and is asking about dinner and I tell her, "I just ordered Thai, oh and by the way we are going to the Braves v Phillies baseball game on Friday with a client and his wife!"
well, I cant give her reaction justice without video but she looked at me as though I told her she was going to Auschwitz!
Her immediate reaction was "no no no, I dont want, you go alone!"
well baby my boss says I must take a client and you gotta go...its for work...
Her, "Tilac, I no want to go pleeeeease, I dont like, it is so boring!"
I got to say that I agree with her, but the Braves are in the hunt for post season so it wont be too bad in my mind...
so just now, as she was getting ready for bed, she comes into my computer room in her PJ's and says "Tilac, I go for your work but this suck big time!"
not this sucks big time, but this suck big time
anyway, have any americans ever tried to explain baseball to a thai girl? It is borderline impossible 
we will see how this transpires!!!
atl
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Posted on: 8:11 pm on Aug. 9, 2009
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