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China Sailor
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OK FM,
Can you put some therapy on me or will I have to wait till next week and find out what is wrong (or right) with me from SGGirl...
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:57 pm on Feb. 8, 2007
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fastmover
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You want it?
You got it!
China Sailor suffers from an identity crisis common for Americans who spend to much time in Asia, particularly China. He eats Chinese food and f***s Chinese pussy or conversely eats Chinse pussy and f***s.....well no that would be slightly perverse.
Internationally a good man, he acts a gentleman on most cross cutural occaisions
However note his constant reference to SG 'girl'. He uses 'girl' to indicate a continuous adolescent attitude toward women. In fact he would probably suffer permanent ED if faced with the prospect of calling his 'girl' a woman, which she clearly is.
He also wishes to impress the casual observer with his ability to pull younger women, or 'girls' in his verbiage.
In fact his ED anquish can only be calmed by the hope that the woman he does fall for, reminds him what a 'boy' he is.
"I'm your little girl, so how is my little boy", and expressions as such seem to stiffen his resolve.
As long as she serves up something Chinese.
Perhaps most frightening of all his sexual activities is his constant use of cartoon sailors to initiate orgasm.
"Woo Hoo he's popeye the sailor man" (singing to his penis), while on the verge of ejaculation seems to work.
Sadly though, watching 'Steam Boat Willie' an old Mickey Mouse cartoon encourges bouts of anal sex.
BE WARNED - DO NOT SHOW PICTURES OF CARTOON BIRDS, PARICULARLY DUCKS TO THIS INDIVIDUAL UNLESS YOU WANT TO HEAR A BANJO STRUMMING.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 7:07 pm on Feb. 8, 2007
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seajohn
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Dear Dr Fastmover,
I would like to express my appreciation of what you are doing for the BTF. I am trying to take your advice about the therapizing, but I have reached a point of exhaustion and have a few questions.
First, should I begin on myself first? How will I be able to therapize others if I still have deep-rooting predilections myself, possibly blinding me to the needs of others?
Second, should the therapy begin with analysis first to find the causes of behavior?
Third, Ok, feeling that self-awarenss is an urgent matter, I have so far taken both points above as Yes and have been analyzing myself rigorously for the past couple evenings. It's a real pain, but I will continue if it is actually good for me. How long should I keep this up before I can begin to analyze someone else?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:38 am on Feb. 9, 2007
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fastmover
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seajohn - relax your anus and put down into print what analysis you have analyized about yourself - lets all read about it.
So far all you are doing is what we call developing 'therapzing avoidance syndrome'
which will really screw up your sperm count for those 'big' events.
You said,"... (I) have been analyzing myself rigorously for the past couple evenings. It's a real pain, but I will continue if it is actually good for me. How long should I keep this up before I can begin to analyze someone else?"
I say where is the evidence? Right now your into mental masterbatory reflection period only. Write something revealing about youself, you anus WILL relax, and then you can qualify to write about whom ever you wish!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 7:35 am on Feb. 9, 2007
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China Sailor
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FM,
Interesting, although SGGirl is my age and I really do not like ducks (unless wrapped in a pancake with Duck sauce), it is pretty close.
As for singing about popeye, that is way off base, I think of myself (and my penis) to be more like 'Zhang He'. Remember, I do have an identity crisis...
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:15 am on Feb. 9, 2007
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fastmover
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Quote: from China Sailor on 10:39 pm on Feb. 9, 2007
I think of myself (and my penis) to be more like 'Zhang He'.
Oops! Did you know the great Chinese explorer and admiral was a hermaphrodite or eunuch or some such thing.
Which is why he never worried about leaving home for so long.
And you think a sex therapists job is easy? Try being 'one of the boys' on a ship all day with that kind of equipment problem.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:35 am on Feb. 9, 2007
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seajohn
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Whew, I didn't realize therapy could be so challenging. Yet somehow I feel the rewards are just around the corner... if I could just relax and reach it.
I think you're right, FM. I have been avoiding the actual stretch of effort. It's time to put my nose to the grindstone. I'm just a greenhorn at this, but here goes. I'll just come right out with it.
My enthusiasm for analyzation is related to a fixation on the buttocks of women (especially of the Asian [read: exotic] persuasion). This is because I like to think I have a chance, in imagination, of fingering hard-to-reach places within my own psyche and understanding my natural processes of pain and pleasure inside and out. This completely natural desire though soon leads to a proclivity to 'mental masturbation' and excessive worry in the worst cases and to spouts of obscure creativity in the very best. It much more often has led to me bumping my head on lamp posts, trees, and roadsigns while my eyes are turned around watching something shapely that has just passed by. It's a real headache. But they just keep passing by. I can lay, you know, only a small percentage.
I have an attraction to dead languages. Again, this may be related to habits of the ancient Greeks, or perhaps just because I am a contemporary Geek. It is not the orgy of the Romans I admired so much as their infrastructure. Ah, infrastructure.
However unlike Tiberius I prefer oysters to snails.
I love to frequent out of the way places or lewd places. There is a balance between my feelings of inadequacy when faced with a 4000baht ST at Rainbow 9.... and my feelings of fulfilled adventure when getting deepthroat in a toilet room..... or teaching a karaoke girl how to give head at all by my tried-and-true method of flipping cunnalingus over into 69 woman on top.
69's, cunnalingus, anal intercourse, ST (WTF) --not once have I directly mentioned genital coitus... which looks like further evidence of issue avoidance. Yes, it is clear to me now that I am dealing with a classic example of some kind of mammalian behavior at the very least! Hmmm... I think I'm making progress though. I'll have to check in later. I hope I don't find out I'm gay or something.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:02 am on Feb. 10, 2007
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fastmover
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Wow extra study will be required!
Don't worry, a good therapist never f***s around.
In the meantime seajohn chose someone
who you thinks needs some therapizing
and give it to them!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:28 am on Feb. 10, 2007
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Buai
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Quote: from seajohn on 2:26 pm on Feb. 10, 2007
I hope I don't find out I'm gay or something.
Well, given the offer you made to me on another thread of a Duck sandwich, I think more counselling is in order.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:21 pm on Feb. 11, 2007
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seajohn
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Thanks, Buai, but I don't think we should call that an offer.
How could I ever violate the professional code of all therapists by taking advantage of the great trust you have for me?!
No, I still seem to be firmly fixated in heterosexuality, if my behavior the last Saturday night is any indication... Interestingly enough, the themes of oral and anal copulation kept recurring repetitively with this freelance female sex therapist I met on Sukumvit Beer Garten of all places. I wonder if the alcohol I'd consumed encouraged the obsession.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:27 pm on Feb. 11, 2007
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