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Kryptonite
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Quote from Smegma:
Now we have many idiots that all they do is come here hoping to generate irate responses.
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What the hell man! I resemble that comment. 
Krypto
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Posted on: 4:56 am on Sep. 8, 2004
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UKmod
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Dear SmUggy
 EnoUgh said!
I recken I and a few others have until Saturday at the latest, then its BK chopper time.
When I come back on Sunday, it will be interesting to see if anyone else will feel the wrath of BK's chopper.
I know a few in here have felt his chopper in the past and lived to tell the tale!
I know naughtbutachoppersucker has mouthed off about BK's chopper, he must have liked it cos he came, back for more!
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Posted on: 10:55 am on Sep. 8, 2004
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fastmover
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UKMod...what on earth did you do before you joined the BTF?
Your acting like a 200/300 lb. giant piece of velcro. Like you want to saran wrap yourself to this forum.
Man, stiff upper lip there guy. Thin red line. Remember the Alamo, or something. Say what you want to say the way you want to say it.
If BK doesn't like it, walk away. You don't like some people, so maybe he doesn't either. The velcro impersonation will not change his mind.
".......the wrath of BK's chopper."
Like he is some kind of serial killer? A mass murderer?
Chill out dude, it obviously has become more important to you than is healthy, or logical.
And don't bother flaming me again. This is alll the attention I am going to give you on this subject matter. Besides, you know exactly what I am talking about.
Peace, if you can use it.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:28 pm on Sep. 8, 2004
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nokna
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Smegma....
thank you for you comment.
i liked the old Days when we had many words,i probably deserved many things which were said about me.
i tried to battle you (and others) but no contest with your (and others) more superior intellect then mine (and I mean that,no piss taking from me).
for a time I was the whipping boy (apart from our good friend Bandit),but now there are so many out there who get the treatment.
but I stayed (yes I quit the Board at least twice,insulted BK) but I am more mellow now as your good self.
one Day I will get back to BKK and buy you a Beer,but only on the condition you buy me 2 back....
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Posted on: 5:23 pm on Sep. 8, 2004
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Thin White Duke
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When you get there bro, I'l be settin um up as well, if I don't see you in England first.
But I'll still be waitin for the set-up with you're girlfriends sister.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:03 pm on Sep. 8, 2004
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hzink
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Quote: from fastmover on 12:28 am on Sep. 9, 2004
And don't bother flaming me again. This is alll the attention I am going to give you on this subject matter.
ROTFLOL!
Oh yeah, until the next 'last' post, and the next 'last' post, and so on --- Oh man, this one had me rolling in stitches!
Harry
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Posted on: 9:00 pm on Sep. 8, 2004
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Finix
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Well folks, I have dipped the old Flame-ometer deep into the bile flying around the forum and here are the results. Finally, we have an -indepth analysis of who shovels the insults better, faster and more elegantly than anyone else. I, of course, am forbidden to toot me own horn...that thankless task must fall to my fans.
Herewith the scoresheet:
bkkz: The more I see of this guy, the more I am convinced that he could be great at this lost art. His wit is droll and dry, just the way I like it. It's a shame that he has to set an example on this forum and hence cannot freely trawl the depths that some of us do. But still, sometimes the greatest power comes from not using it.
Hzink: I spent a good 5 minutes wracked with laughter before I could approach the keyboard and write about this joker. The guy is more esoteric than the great Orchid Antartica which only flowers once every 99 years at the South Pole. And he likes to pepper his insults with scathing words like 'equine'. A classic in his last post above: "this one had me rolling in stitches"...he even makes up his own idioms as he goes along. He flames like a schoolgirl who has been banished from the Girl Guides for stealing the other girls' marshmallows. About as hip as an artificial hip. 3/10
Fastmover: Occasionally, I see flashes of brilliance, truth and black mamba venom in his writing. But most of the time, the guy disappears so far up his own bottom, I bet you have to send a search party to bring him back to reality. But then I put the facts together and it's easy to gauge the source of his bitterness. Its must be tough being an english language writer based in china...after all the locals there think all gweilos are dirt and treat them like that too. So he is forgiven for coming here to get his jollies and experience those fleeting moments of one-upmanship. 6/10
Smegma: The phrase 'delusions of grandeur' was obviously inspired by this character. Ever noticed how he is never wrong, always omniscient and omnipotent. yet he is quick to point out these very same qualities in others if he feels they are trying to usurp his crown. There is a very strange quality to the language he employs, almost like someone who is forcing himself to sound like someone he isn't. You can't help get the feeling he is labours hard to come up with his flaming, which fluctuates between childish to extremely childish. I would cast him as the emperor in the emperor's new clothes...it becomes him, naturally. 6.5/10
UK Mod: The man's an absolute Philistine. Anyone can use the F word 20 times in a sentence and thats prolly all he heard his parents say when he was in the womb. 2/10
Yurune: Bit restrained lately probably because the friends he has now fallen out with know too many of his dark secrets. This guy could be good but he lets his emotions cloud what could be some really good attempts at flaming. All you have to do is say one thing that hits a nerve and he just self destructs. I called him a hack once and his rage left him incapable of any intelligent words. A collossal waste of talent. 6/10
Thaidup: A guy who is very vulnerable by himself but becomes exceptionally brave when part of the mob. All his attempts at flaming usually end with some sort of observation that he is having such a great time scoring pussy in LOS. He thinks this puts him in the upper echelons. Sure it does, the upper echelons of naivete. No cigar for this boy. 5/10
RingTheBells: I used to be rather fondue of this creamy little swiss roll until he (along with Manuel Bkk) turned out to be a lowly minion who merely carries out instructions and is incapable of original thought. Besides you need to have an above average grasp of english to be rated. His ideal match for a flaming duel would have to be a pygmy from Papua, New Guinea. And that, too, might prove a stretch.
Rating: to be advised.
Kryptonite: Well, what can I say that you do not know already. The master of spewing foul, incomprehensible drivel that disobeys every law of grammar known to man. A man of poor education, upbringing and psychological problems that make Tony Soprano seem like a well adjusted individual. Rating: 6.5/10
Sauron and Haam Sup: Now, we are talking. These two were arguably the finest in the business. Cutting, merciless and intelligent..a deadly combo. Predictably though, my massive ego coerced me to dislike them. (Unfortunately there is no category for 'The most boringly logical, long-winded, though intelligent flamer' because I would have included Chompoo and Arcadius in them.)
8.5/10
MaximusNaughtinus: I regret to inform you that this individual didn't even make the cut. Better luck next time, sir.
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Posted on: 10:25 pm on Sep. 8, 2004
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fastmover
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Quote: from hzink on 9:00 am on Sep. 9, 2004
Quote: from fastmover on 12:28 am on Sep. 9, 2004
And don't bother flaming me again. This is alll the attention I am going to give you on this subject matter.
ROTFLOL!
Oh yeah, until the next 'last' post, and the next 'last' post, and so on --- Oh man, this one had me rolling in stitches!
Harry
Is this a flame?
Is it a virginal squeal of delight?
A cry out for a remedial reading class?
(Harry your reading skills are sh_te!)
A pubescent attempt at masculinity?
What Harry? What are you trying to tell us?
Perhaps nothing? Certainly that would explain a lot.
But keep trying!
Finix..."after all the locals there think all gweilos are dirt and treat them like that too."
The expression is 'lao wei' on the mainland. Your comment about Chinese people is uncalled for, and completely incorrect in the most ignorant way.
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Posted on: 11:22 pm on Sep. 8, 2004
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MaximusNaughtinus
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Finit, still infatuated with me huh, even though you dont want to mention me, you still have to, stalker. But not even a cute one.
'MaximusNaughtinus: I regret to inform you that this individual didn't even make the cut. Better luck next time, sir.'
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:03 am on Sep. 9, 2004
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Smegma
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Hey! He called you sir. You must be right, he doesn't know it but he is obsessed with you. You two remind me of my Bandit and me.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:42 am on Sep. 9, 2004
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