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koolbreez
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Frank Zappa has done some great ones.
Dinah Moe Humm is great.
Dirty Love is good.
Penguin in Bondage
Jewish Princess
Shove it right in
Catholic Girls
Bobby Brown Goes Down
There's more, these just came to mind.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:59 am on Oct. 25, 2004
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silentbob1234
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Or if you cum across a gal whose love glove is not exactly up to par health wise:
"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee"
Or if you are feeling mischievous:
"I Promise Not To Cum In Your Mouth"
Or a good soundtrack for a gangbang/train session:
"Crew Slut"
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 1:49 pm on Oct. 25, 2004
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Bombphewy
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How about these Punk Classics
Sex Pistols Bodies Buzzcocks Orgasm Addict
X ray SPECS Bondage Up yours
The Dead Kennedys Too Drunk to f***
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:24 am on Mar. 7, 2005
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silentbob1234
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GG Allin
Cock On The Loose
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 8:07 pm on Mar. 7, 2005
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francescodepazzi
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"Morrisons Lament"
When a drunk Lizard King joins Jimi Hendrix on stage singing 'f*** her in the ass, f*** your favourite baby in the asshole, yeah'
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:02 am on July 24, 2005
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West
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Louis XIV's 'Paper Doll' and 'Pledge of Allegiance'
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:41 am on July 24, 2005
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kenneth
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Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:
'Do you f*** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullshit you've gotta go through
Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
And get down to the goodies straight off:
'Do you f*** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can f*** off then'
So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few f***s as well
'Do you f*** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!'
Kevin Bloody Wilson
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:33 am on July 25, 2005
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thaiprivateeye
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'sittin on a park bench - eye'in little girls with bad intents' - always had a sort of bangkok ring to it I thought - but one of the most memorable, was the Thai song "Khon arai lah muk " Hugely popular around 6 or 7 years ago, was sung by the usual young TG, - had a self explanatory video clip I wish Id recorded ; Showed the little girl playing in the park with 'uncle' - and saying what a nice guy he was for buying her candy... Uncle is obviously, as the title suggests, a deviot !
Re Kev Wilson, - heard a great Aus take off of 'Bob the builder' recently - didnt catch the lot, but went along the lines of 'go outside and play kids, while I hammer your mum'
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:16 am on July 25, 2005
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Groover
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Quote: from Bombphewy on 2:36 pm on Mar. 7, 2005
How about these Punk Classics
Sex Pistols Bodies Buzzcocks Orgasm Addict
X ray SPECS Bondage Up yours
The Dead Kennedys Too Drunk to f***
And the big daddy of all the punk classics that is apt for this thread, Wayne County & The Electric Chairs:
"If you don't want to f*** me, f*** OFF!"
(Caps required to emphasise shouty nature of lyric, guvnor!)
Groover
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:16 am on Aug. 20, 2005
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