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Janitor
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Quote: from jugglinjim on 11:40 am on Sep. 12, 2006
Leslie Nielson... "Nice Beaver"
Prisilla Presley (?)... "Thank you. I stuffed it myself."
Naked gun, and the response was 'Thank you, I've just had it stuffed".
A one liner that still makes me laugh out loud, in whatever context.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:37 am on Sep. 13, 2006
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Yurune
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Here's one to share with you, I received it by PM.....it's a classic...
"You dont know where reality starts and fun takes over, you are not intelagent enough to see the difference."
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 9:02 am on Sep. 14, 2006
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China Sailor
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From the film 'The Banquet'
"Desire has the capacity to destroy or create all things"
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:48 am on Sep. 14, 2006
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atl
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from the book the "Alchemist":
"The darkest point of the night comes just before the dawn!"
that one got me through some gloomy times 
cheers,
atl
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:43 am on Sep. 14, 2006
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Loung Steeb
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Speak what you will...but step aside for the WHOLE quote that brings truth to you:
A Few Good Men
written by Aaron Sorkin
Could not have been delivered by anyone but "the man":
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee (Tom Cruise) : I think I'm entitled to them.
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!!
If you think this a bunch of red neck shit.....get on the wall.........
Tom Cruise was the pussy navy guy and he pisses me off.
LS
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:05 pm on Sep. 14, 2006
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atl
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I know this should probably go under the "Joke" thread over on z side....but since LS just posted that quote above I feel its funnier to put it here. As a sales guy I think its hilarious
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Sales: "You want answers?"
Finance: "I think we are entitled to them!"
Sales: "You want answers?!"
Finance: "I want the truth!"
Sales: "You can't handle the truth!!!"
Sales (continuing) : "Son, we live in a world that requires revenue. And that revenue must be brought in by people with elite skills. Who's going to find it? You? You, Mr. Operations? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.
You scoff at the sales division and curse our lucrative incentives. You have that luxury. You also have the luxury of not knowing what we know: that while the cost of business results are excessive, it drives in revenue. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives REVENUE! You don't want to know the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about in board meetings... you want me on that call. You NEED me on that call!
We use words like stop loss, cost management, network discounts and transparency. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent negotiating opportunities. You use them as a punch line!
I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very blanket of revenue I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a phone and make some sales calls. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!"
Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"
Sales: "I did the job I was hired to do."
Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"
Sales: "You're goddamn right I did!"
atl
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:15 pm on Sep. 14, 2006
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Loung Steeb
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Drive on young man---drive on....
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:24 pm on Sep. 14, 2006
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MickTheKick
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Atl, did you ever see it that way:
Finance (Jack Daniels Nickolson) : You want answers?
Sales (Tom Pussy Cruise) : I think I'm entitled to them.
Finance: You want answers?
Sales: I want the truth!
Finance: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, walls made of money. And these walls of money have to be guarded by men with weapons, strong weapons. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for your nightly sales expenses. You have that doubtful nightly luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that cutting your exorbitant allowance, while tragic to you and your Mr. Johnson, probably saved other peoples humble allowance. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves even peoples loans. You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at your tré chic sales parties, you want me sitting on that money wall with a rocket launcher to secure your yearly bonus. You need me on that wall.
We use words like shareholder value, cost saving, and most of all profit, son, *profit*, not just revenue... we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very financial security I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Sales: Did you terminate all our Gentlemen Clubs memberships?
Finance: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Sales: Did you terminate all our Gentlemen Clubs memberships?
Finance: You're goddamn right I did!!
It's so enjoyable to see things from different angles...
Atl: I'd rather be a sales than a finance staff anyway... 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:56 pm on Sep. 14, 2006
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