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Another glorius favorite of mine, a re-make of "Up on the Housetop."
"Up on the bar top"
Up on the bar top bar girl pause,
Out jumps good old woody claus,
Down through the poles with lots of toys,
All for the little "hoy",
Big ass toys!
Ho, ho, ho,
Who wouldn't go,
Ho, ho, ho,
She will blow,
Up on the bar top,
Suck, my, dick,
Down through the poles,
Stroking my dick.
First comes the cock of Ring the Bells,
Oh dear dancer suck it well,
Give him a jolly that laughs and cries,
One that will open and shut his eyes.
Ho, ho, ho,
Who wouldn't go,
Ho, ho, ho,
She will blow,
Up on the bar top,
Suck, my, dick,
Down through the poles,
Stroking my dick.
Next comes the cock of some guy Bill,
Oh just see what a glorius fill,
Here is a hammer and three free whacks,
Also his balls swing so they crack.
Ho, ho, ho,
Who wouldn't go,
Ho, ho, ho,
She will blow,
Up on the bar top,
Suck, my, dick,
Down through the poles,
Stroking my dick.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
I have seemed to over come my writers block and have several in the works as we speak.
Krypto
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:20 am on Dec. 17, 2003
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mokewen
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getting better and better!
We need the Bro's to bring some musical instruments to the RT this month - other than skin flutes! 
A CD of kripto's collection has got to be worth some money - especially if they are recorded after midnight! 
moke
moke
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 3:32 pm on Dec. 17, 2003
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Kryptonite
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It's that time of year agian boys & girls.......let's all go Christmas corroling with Krypto's Christmas songs at the RT tomorrow night.
Kryptonite ("K" Forum moderator)
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:17 am on Dec. 17, 2004
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JackRabbit
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JackRabbit present...
Didn't I drop "Rupert the Redcocked Reindeer" here last Year ?  .
JR
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 8:35 am on Dec. 17, 2004
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Good Thread !
Here is a rework of "Frosty The Snowman" called "Tukhta the Bargirl".
Happy Holidays !
Tukhta the bargirl, was a happy jolly soul,
With pair of big tits, and a button nose, and two eyes that looked like coal.
She was made born to f***, is a proven fact they say.
She was made to please and the punters know when you came you howled and raved.
There must have been some magic in those silky sweet smooth thighs,
For when you placed your head between them you would lick and lick all night !
Oh, Tukhta the bargirl, was as alive as she could be;
And the punters say she would f*** all day, just the same as you and me.
Humpety hump, hump, hump, humpety hump hump, look at Tukhta go.
Humpety hump, hump, hump, humpety hump hump, another punter is about to blow.
Tukhta the Bargirl, knew the bar was crowded that day, and she yelled,
“I’ll line up every punter and f*** and suck till my sponsor calls today”
Up to the shortime room with a big dildo in her hand, sayin’,
“f*** me, f*** me, the best that you can. For I’m the best f*** in the land of Siam”
She lined them up and screwed until the very last punter, and only paused for a moment,
Then we heard a newbie holler and proclaim,
“I love Tukhta the bargirl, you will be my wife this very day, to the Gold Store we will go ! “
For Tukhta the Bargirl hurried out the bar that day.
But she waved goodbye, sayin’ “Don’t cry, I’ll be back again some day.”
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:16 pm on Dec. 17, 2004
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silentbob1234
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Deck the Harrs Wif Boughs Of Horry
Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra-Ra Ra Ra
Tis the Season To Be Jorry
Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra-Ra Ra Ra 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:47 am on Dec. 18, 2004
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JackRabbit
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JackRabbit present...
OK, my turn to try...
"Rudolph, The Red-cocked Reindeer"
You know LY and rami
And BK and koolbreez
Smegma and dg
But do You recall
The horniest reindeer at all
Rudolph, The Redcocked Reindeer
A Reindeer without a fear.
After Santa's work was done
he wanted to have some fun.
Thought "It's time to rock "
and flew to the Bangkok.
Landed on the Sukhumvit
and after a long flight dumped a mighty shit !
Walked down the soi
When saw a cock-swinging katoey.
And she almost got a shock
When Rudolph showed his massive cock.
Katoey shrieked :"I'll pass
But Rudolph drilled her ass.
After he was done
and over was the fun
Rudolph cleaned the mess
in the katoeys torn dress.
Walked to the GT and ordered a beer.
TG's whispering :"Who is the hansum' here ?"
Chorus:"He's Rudolph The Red-cocked Reindeer,
A Reindeer without a fear !"
JR
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:43 am on Dec. 22, 2004
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Finix
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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Saw a really skanky ho
She was f***ing a rickshaw driver
And six others were yet to go
The husband of the skanky ho
Was standing with his hands outstretched
It was 500 baht to f*** her
200 to the jobless wretch
Soon it came to Rudolph's turn
He f***ed her till his knees did burn
But when he had to pay the skanka
Rudy said this one's from Santa
La la... la la la... la la
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:02 am on Dec. 22, 2004
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