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fastmover
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Imagine your a female sex therapist who as been hired by the BTF to help out some BTF members with their 'problems'.
Dirty Guru: Seems to want to continually reduce his female conquests, often who are workies like DG, to something less than him. The more he lowers their worth by questionalble sex practice the more excited he becomes.
His fame on the BTF encouages fantasies and worse, the actual attempt to create real action that can support his version of what females mean to him, almost always as recepticles for his emmissions.
DaffyDuck: His authoritarian air may well hide some private sexual inadequacy that no one on BTF could possible imagine. Seems like a nice guy, but then he tries to show how cool he is with the girls, life in general and specifically his knowledge of technologies.
As can been felt by most women, his internal coldness would not suit family life, let alone enable him to to engineer any warmth to keep the homefires burning.
fastmover: Obviously a LOS outsider, but uniquely able to attract vivacious women, particulaly of Chinese descent. Quiet and respectful in person, this probably hides a Bengal tiger bedroom manner. Average looks have taught him to respect the women he is with, something more men should excercise considering their appearance.
Fastmover appears to have learned something all women desire - that a man's goodbyes should always be as passionate as his first hello.
Be a female sex therapist for a day.
Doesn't pay dick cause it ain't worth dick.
But you get to lay the bull on pretty thick!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:54 am on Feb. 7, 2007
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DaffyDuck
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Quote: from fastmover on 3:18 pm on Feb. 7, 2007
Imagine your a female sex therapist who as been hired by the BTF to help out some BTF members with their 'problems'
No!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 1:00 am on Feb. 7, 2007
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fastmover
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Quote: from DaffyDuck on 3:24 pm on Feb. 7, 2007
No!
Repression of ideas that may'open up' a
person sexually is common with the male of the species.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:09 am on Feb. 7, 2007
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IBFarang
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In order to be more accurate in my analysis please advise if your nick (Fastmover) relates to your actions before, during, or after the bedroom actives?
As for any analysis of myself I would simply modify my nick from IBFarang to IBATM. Seems to describe my current role in the cycle of sex in this fair city.
As IBATM appears to have learned something all women desire – that a man’s goodbyes are much more appreciated when accompanied by a few thousand baht.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 1:35 am on Feb. 7, 2007
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fastmover
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Quote: from IBFarang on 3:59 pm on Feb. 7, 2007
In order to be more accurate in my analysis please advise if your nick (Fastmover) relates to your actions before, during, or after the bedroom actives?
Hey your the therapist, you tell me.
Guys are not going to tell a woman therapist the truth....are we? So what's the scoop?
(Like Boss Soprano, we will try to lay them!)
OOPS! I seem to have pissed off a member here who PMed me because I have told lies. Well a lot of posts were made trying to figure out if DG was telling the truth on his 'Survey girl' thread. (not DG by the way)
If he did not want his sexuality, real or fantasy to show he would not have made the post in the first place. So why be afraid to talk about that?
Women do all the time.
p.s. Looks like someone is lobbying for the FM freeze already. Well it ain't about Mac books and airports and exchange rates but it is about us.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:56 am on Feb. 7, 2007
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JackTheStripper
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I think someone who says 'long live the king' and is not thai or live in thailand is just a suckhole and portrays these false feelings for the sole gain of hoping thai people, particulalry the girls, will admire him so much for his thoughts.
Jumping on the tail coats of many is about as weak as you can get.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:13 am on Feb. 7, 2007
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Broken Leg
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Quote: from JackTheStripper on 6:37 pm on Feb. 7, 2007
I think someone who says 'long live the king' and is not thai or live in thailand is just a suckhole and portrays these false feelings for the sole gain of hoping thai people, particulalry the girls, will admire him so much for his thoughts.
and when you consider that he gets quite excited when the prospect of the thai economy taking a bomb comes up thus potentially making a condo will more affordable for him, his wishes for the king might even seem like a piss take, perhaps he's just a little simple or has just got a very fat head, not sure which just yet. 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:28 am on Feb. 7, 2007
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IBFarang
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OK, Ok.
Let’s play therapist. Fastmover; well you certainly seem to be too much of a gentleman to move things too fast on the front end of things. Taking your time and letting the lady feel appreciated and comfortable with your presence. I know, I know, the word gentleman and Canuck do not generally go well together but there are exceptions and you appear to be one.
Along the same train of thought you are far too much of a gentleman to cut and run after the deed has been done. Much more like a cuddly Canadian teddy bear for your lady friend. Thus also ruling out moving fast on the tail end of things.
Now we know where that leaves us – Mr. Fastmover is actually code for Mr. Premature Ejaculator (FM is actually PE). Sorry but therapy can be a tough pill to swallow. Note this type of problem need not necessarily make FM a bad lover. Indeed being the gentleman that he is and being self aware of his own limitations - FM makes sure to please the ladies via other proven methods prior to concerning himself with his own quick release.
It has been said that sometime intercourse is not even necessary for both parties to enjoy the experience and FM is case in hand – the ambidextrous little f***er.
Of course the avatar is in reference to your butterfling ways and the fact that you always have one eye out for the next lady to get a lashing. The use of only one eye is due to the fact that if both eyes were used and the full beauty of the lady were to be taken in, then FM might just blow in his pants.
Again I stand behind my earlier self-analysis – IBATM.
I will PM you with my account details and bill for the therapy.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:09 am on Feb. 7, 2007
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fastmover
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Hot damn what a therapist IBF!!
Okay IBF here it comes (I had better rephrase that next time).
Mr. IBFarang's sexual problems stems from an affliction know as 'Alphabetic Sexitis'.
'I' means the individual in question longs for recognition of his sexual needs. Always expected to perform beyond his capabilities, he graves sex for himself.
The 'I' of course is never satisfied and the result?
Copius amounts of masterbatory activity in embarassing places often without the slightest concern for normal citizens.
His posts on the BTF, clearly masterbatory fantasy delusions, also indicates another sad element in his persona. He says I'Be' Farang instead of I 'Am' Farang sadly defining his personal view of himself as a 'B' level lover.
Yet this is not really his style. He is an 'A' lover in 'B' sheepskin clothing, what we in the trade call a 'Closet Ram'. Come out of the closet IBF and assume the position with the nearest female - think A not B!!
I suggest a few more expensive visits to the couch, which I hope he wipes off after each session.
I hope IBF stops f***ing around and becomes the true IAF he really is.
Now go buy those pills I told you about and enjoy!!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:53 am on Feb. 7, 2007
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China Sailor
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Sex Therapist... and what the f*** do I know?
Nice American girls (or any nice girl for that matter) don't go around talkin' to China Sailors...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:16 am on Feb. 7, 2007
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