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Arramsey
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In the long tradition of The Oscars , The Grammys , The Emmys , The Golden Globes ( No. we are not talking Jayne Mansfield here !!! ) , The MTV Awards , etc. we are happy to bring you The First Annual RT Awards .
And now - Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers Johnny .
(1)AWARD - The Good House-Keeping Seal of Approval.
WINNER - BK.
CITATION - For maintaining his house (Bkktonite ) spic
and span - in particular the cleaning up of
The Eden Threads , The chastisement of
Dirtyguru , The eviction of unwanted
tenants , etc .
(2)AWARD - The Crocodile Dundee Award .
WINNER - Dirtyguru .
CITATION - From a country that gave us Mel Gibson ,
The BeeGees , Olivia Newton John ,etc. it
must have taken great effort and immense
dedication for DG to turn out the way he is.
(3) AWARD - The Shirley Temple Child Star Award .
WINNER - Nokna .
CITATION - For the best display of childish tantrums in
"Why can't I use real names ?" ; "See ,
He's breaking the privacy rules "; "You
must spell my name with a capital 'N' "; "I
refuse to post anymore ( anymore =1 hour)'
and many other matinee hits .
(4)AWARD - The Leo Tolstoy Award .
WINNER - HaamSup .
CITATION - For consistently making posts that are
individually longer than "War & Peace ".
(5)AWARD - The"You've Got Mail" Award .
WINNER - ccvvbb.
CITATION - For relentlessly accessing his BG's E-Mail
account and publishing her letters to and
from others .
(6)AWARD - The Charlton Heston Award .
WINNER - JackRabbit .
CITATION - For his famous quote , "The Laser Mouse
does not kill members - members kill
themselves."
(7)AWARD - The Xena "Warrior Princess" Award.
WINNER - X .
CITATION - Being the only female to survive amongst
3,500 odd rude , obnoxious MCPs .
(8)AWARD - The Joe Pesci Award .
WINNER - fastmover .
CITATION - For his ability to say everything in the
rudest manner possible .
(9)AWARD - The Hugh Hefner Award .
WINNER - ABC .
CITATION - For the largest and best collection of
"Babes on the net".
(10)AWARD - The Oxford Dictionary Award .
WINNER - Arcadius .
CITATION - For use of words that are not even in the
Oxford Dictionary .
(11)AWARD - The Return of the Dragon Award .
WINNER - LadyAnne .
CITATION - For her by now famous & familiar words ,
" I'm back - Ka ."
(12)AWARD - The Yul Brynner / Kojak Award.
WINNER - BallsBurstin .
CITATION - For his relentless pursuit to have clean shaven spheres .
(13)AWARD - The George McCarthy Award .
WINNER - Arramsey .
CITATION - For his ability to see the faults in others -
and conveniently forget all his own faults.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:16 am on Sep. 25, 2003
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JackRabbit
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JackRabbit present...
(6)AWARD - The Charlton Heston Award .
WINNER - JackRabbit .
CITATION - For his famous quote , "The Laser Mouse
does not kill members - members kill
themselves."
(Taps on microphone..."test , test".)
I'm proud and surprised to receive this award. 
It is a honour to hold it and say Thank You all of You who have made it happen.
There is an immense truth in those words about members killing themselves. Lasermouse is a dangerous item , if You do not know how to deal right with a person holding one.
In this forum The Mighty Lasermouse has been a tool of justice punishing evildoers. 
In the end I'd like to say once more : Thank You ! 
I'm gonna have a beer on this. 
JR
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 5:35 am on Sep. 25, 2003
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caronte
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Even if I'm not a very active member and even if I've never been able to attend any R/T so far, I want to say one thing: I love this forum!
It's characters like Arramsey and JackRabbit that make this forum unique!
Viva la figa!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:43 am on Sep. 25, 2003
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DrLove
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Sh*t! I thought to receive 'The Moron Award' .... Well, guess have to wait another year ...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 6:05 am on Sep. 25, 2003
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Yurune
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Seeing as Dirty Guru can't be with us tonight, I wonder if we ask NaughtiusMaximus to go and collect his award
*Cheers All Round*
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:09 am on Sep. 25, 2003
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NaughtiusMaximus
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i thought you would be looking for the pot bellied ugly doctor award, you should be assured success.
Yurune, you nowty nowty little boy, grow up act and your age, puberty is just around the corner.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:09 am on Sep. 25, 2003
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bkkz
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And where should we be having our annual RT to present these awards?
Kangaroo Bar? any takers?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:15 am on Sep. 25, 2003
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DrLove
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'Seeing as Dirty Guru can't be with us tonight, I wonder if we ask NaughtiusMaximus to go and collect his award'
Maybe Kryptonite is a better idea ....
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:55 am on Sep. 25, 2003
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fastmover
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(8)AWARD - The Joe Pesci Award .
WINNER - fastmover .
CITATION - For his ability to say everything in the
rudest manner possible .
Well I am flattered! I was hoping there would be a 'Road Runner Award ', for fastest poster to 400 posts (1 month, today actually), but I am sure that is an oversite.
I think it's better if I make my acceptance speech last since in keeping with the tone of the 'Joe Pesci Award", I am going to have to cut off Mr. Arramsey's nuts and stuff them down his throat, while I put his head in a vise and squeeze his brain till his eyeballs.........hey, I getting to like this!!
Anybody know where in BKK I can buy
a Louisville Slugger?
No, I really am happy to be insulted. Its better that than being forgotten.
psst. Mr Arramsey, wheres ya car parked?
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:56 am on Sep. 25, 2003
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Arramsey
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Quote from BK :-
And where should we be having our annual RT to present these awards?
Kangaroo Bar? any takers?
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BK ,
The Kangaroo Bar it is - at least then we can all have a "Blow-by-Blow" account of the proceedings !!!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:28 am on Sep. 25, 2003
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