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Arramsey
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FR - FICTIONAL REPORT.
It was a "bkkz" in "Bangcock" when our intrepid "Tourist" from "Oz" ( let's call him DirtyGuru ) was getting ready to for his first night out on the town.
Ever since "Liftoff" from Down-Under when he was "Bound4Bangkok" his"BigOne" had been straining at his "Zipper" because although he was a "PussyLover", this was the first time that he was going to try "TheGreek".
However he did not know the "ABC" of the p4p scene in LOS so he decided to play the "HumbleStudent" and seek out a "Teacher" to give him guidance. He looked through his phone book and called up a number of guys ( "ChicagoGuy", "JktGuy", "UKGuy" ) but unfortunately for him they were all "ThaidUp".
It was already "NightFall", and although he did not know where to "Bigin", he slapped on some "OldSpice" and set out on his own. "Atypical" of visitors like him, he thought that he would go in search of a "Turkish" bath, and on an "AdHoc" basis he chose one - little knowing that he was about to enter the Garden of "Eden".
There was a lot of noise and laughter coming from within and he knew that he had found the place where he could finally be "NaughtiusMaximus". He tried to "RingTheBells" but the noise drowned out everything so he bucked up some courage, pushed open the door and entered.
When he entered he stared with "EyesWideOpen" - he had never seen so many gorgeous "Butz" in one place. His "Jonson" was jumping around like a "JackRabbit" and he stood there "Breathless" ( something like superman faced with "Kryptonite" ). Being the "Alkiholic" that he is he stood there downing drink after drink because he wanted to just ogle and "C'more".But the 2 girls he had chosen dragged him up to the room and with his "BallsBurstin" he launched into his "Cosmic" experience.
Although he was an "OldTimer" the whole atmosphere and experience made him feel like a "PeterPan" - and for the first hour he went at it like a "FastMover". But then the girls told him to relax and take things "Arramsey" and after that he let himself bask in the most langorous sexual experience of his life.
Finally, exhausted, he lay back in "X"stasy while the 2 girls licked the "Smegma" off his "Mushroom".
Later he went to wash up, but when he tried to pass "Yurune" he felt as though "Chilli" was running through his penis. He returned and flopped down on the bed where one of the girls ( rubbing her butt ) said, "I very sore ". DG lisped " You're "Thor" ? I'm so "Thor" I can't pith."
Settling the bill he was asked if he was satisfied and he replied in a "Whisper" - Yes, "I LoveLOS".
But then he accused one of the girls of being a "Bandit" - and all hell broke loose !!!!!
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Posted on: 5:16 am on Nov. 5, 2003
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NaughtiusMaximus
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Huh, couldn't get mine in there could ya, piss weak 
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Posted on: 5:28 am on Nov. 5, 2003
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Smegma
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EXCELLENT piece!
You have many hidden talents 
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Posted on: 5:31 am on Nov. 5, 2003
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Yurune
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nor mine....I don't even know what it means
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Posted on: 5:33 am on Nov. 5, 2003
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Arramsey
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Quote: from Smegma on 6:31 pm on Nov. 5, 2003
You have many hidden talents
Smegma,
More likely - a lot of spare time on my hands !!!
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Posted on: 5:34 am on Nov. 5, 2003
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NaughtiusMaximus
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Yours would have been a piece of piss to fit in somewhere !!
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Posted on: 5:35 am on Nov. 5, 2003
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Arramsey
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Quote: from Yurune on 6:33 pm on Nov. 5, 2003
nor mine....I don't even know what it means
Yurune,
How could I leave you out ?
Check the 3rd. last paragraph again.
As to what it means - As I posted in reply to Smegma, it probably means that I have too much of time on my hands.
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Posted on: 5:40 am on Nov. 5, 2003
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Deleted Member
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Nice play with words, maybe DG can learn something.
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Posted on: 5:41 am on Nov. 5, 2003
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NaughtiusMaximus
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That wasn't there in the first read, was it ?? no it wasn't
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Posted on: 5:41 am on Nov. 5, 2003
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Arramsey
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Quote: from NaughtiusMaximus on 6:41 pm on Nov. 5, 2003
That wasn't there in the first read, was it ?? no it wasn't
NM,
No it wasn't.
BTW - why do you make life so difficult ? I spent hours on your name but I just can't get it to do anything.
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Posted on: 5:48 am on Nov. 5, 2003
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