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Vancouver Jay
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http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article09-208
How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:36 am on Dec. 2, 2003
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fastmover
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Maybe just add one really irritating poster who can't keep his mouth shut, posts a lot, pisses off people because he has his own opinion contrary to form, and attracts abuse like flypaper, and claims he invented electricity.
I am your man...wheres my uniform?
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 5:52 am on Dec. 2, 2003
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caronte
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Missed one important point: the members needed to read the post and give it a reason to be!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 5:59 am on Dec. 2, 2003
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Triyclops
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What about the member who says "what about the member"....
TC
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:06 am on Dec. 2, 2003
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fastmover
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And the member who asks what is the meaning of 'you are my light bulb'?
That way Smegma can get involved.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:09 am on Dec. 2, 2003
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JackRabbit
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JackRabbit present...
Forgotten ones:
1 member asking You to provide a FR of You and the lightbulb, how the lightbulb serviced You and how much You paid for it.
1 - ?? members asking where to find such a lightbulbs, because they like lb's.
Finally the thread, like all threads after a while is a target of a threadf*cking.
JR
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:10 am on Dec. 2, 2003
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Smegma
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didn't we go through this already a short time ago?
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:11 am on Dec. 2, 2003
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NaughtiusMaximus
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Caronte, what you been up to, I took my missus out to meet the boys the other night, as scary as that seems, it went off without to much of a hitch, you should bring yours along one day, lol, oh and the staff member and her friends, but that could be and/or, up to you.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:19 am on Dec. 2, 2003
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