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Kryptonite
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My version of Jingle Bells, written for us lucky people that spend the Holidays in Thailand.
Ring the bells ring the bells, ring them all the way,
Oh what fun it is to sit, in a open beer bar all day, Hey!
Ring the bells ring the bells, ring them all the way,
Oh what fun it is to sit, in a open beer bar all day.
Dashing through the Soi, With a bar fine yet to pay,
Over the sewer we go, gagging all the way,
Bells in beer bars ring, making spirits bright,
What fun it is to sit and drink, a Singha beer tonight. Oh!
Ring the bells ring the bells, ring them all the way,
Oh what fun it is to sit, in a open beer bar all day, Hey!
Ring the bells ring the bells, ring them all the way,
Oh what fun it is to sit, in a open beer bar all day.
Krypto
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:24 pm on Dec. 9, 2003
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Walley
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I'm going to sing this on Christmas.
I didn't know that you were so creative Krypto!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 10:28 pm on Dec. 9, 2003
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Yurune
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Maybe we could sing this tonight to celebrate ringthebells' birthday.....
Beats that Bloody Happy Birthday song!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:18 pm on Dec. 9, 2003
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Kryptonite
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"I saw Rami doing Santa Claus."
Coming Soon!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 11:23 pm on Dec. 9, 2003
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Kryptonite
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Thailand version of "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus."
"I saw Rami f*cking Santa Claus"
I saw Rami f*cking Santa Claus
Underneath the Soi Cowboy sign last night;
He didn't see me creep
Down the Soi to have a peep;
He thought I was f*cked up
In my short time room fast alseep.
Then I saw Rami sucking Santa Claus
Underneath his pubic beard so snowy white;
Oh what a laugh it would ahve been
If Naughty had only seen
Rami sucking Santa Claus last night.
I saw Rami fuching Santa Claus
Underneath the Soi Cowboy sign last night;
He didn't see me creep
Down the Soi to have a peep;
He thought I was f*cked up
In my short time room fast alseep.
Then I saw Rami sucking Santa Claus
Underneath his pubic beard so snowy white;
Oh what a laugh it would ahve been
If Naughty had only seen
Rami sucking Santa Claus last night.
Thank you! Thank you very much. Krypto has left the building.
Krypto
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:09 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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Kryptonite
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The Thailand Punters version of "Frosty the Snowman"
"Nuey the bargirl"
Nuey the bar girl, was a really sexy soul,
With a short cut skirt and those panty hose,
and two eyes as black as coal.
Nuey the bargirl, is a horny girl they say,
She was good to go, but the punters know,
How she came to f*ck that way.
There must have been some magic in those blue silk panties she found,
For when she placed them on your head,
You began to flop around!
Oh!
Nuey the bargirl, was alive as she could be,
And the punters say, she could shoot her load,
Just the same as you and me.
Humpetty hump hump
Humpetty hump hump
Look at Nuey screw
Humpetty hump hump
Humpetty hump hump
Everyone watch the show!
Nuey the bar girl, knew right then the punters were out that day,
So she said "let's go, and we'll f*ck like goats, before I get barfined today."
Down to the room with a big cock in her hand,
Pulling here and there, licking everywhere all around down there,
Saying "f*ck me if you can!"
She led him straight to the pearly gates,
Right to the pussy shop.
And she only paused for a moment when she heard him holler "STOP!"
For Nuey the bargirl, had deceived this man that day,
But she said "mai bpen rai, I'll be a girl some day." 
Humpetty hump hump
Humpetty hump hump
Look at Nuey screw
Humpetty hump hump
Humpetty hump hump
Everyone watch the show!
Keep checking in, more classics to come!
Cheers,
Krypto
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:27 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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Kryptonite
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I am just in the Holiday spirit I guess?
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:43 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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Arramsey
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Kryptonite,
Absolutely Fanf*ckingtastic !!!!!
Why the f*ck did you waste all that time scrapping with DG - when you could have been entertaining us with your lyrical skills.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:45 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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Kryptonite
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Well, I try to do what I can do, when I can do it.
Dirty was a project of mine, kind of like getting those damn worts removed your dick. But after they are gone, you can concentrate on things that you like.
I am thinking of doing the Twelve days of Christmas next? Should be a challenge.
Krypto
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:51 am on Dec. 10, 2003
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