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Sarge
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With so many negative threads about other members, bitching and insults lets have a positive one and nominate the wittiest poster in here. When I say witty I mean the one member who is most amusing and able with a single put down to silence another’s argument - we have a lot of good and eloquent posters (Arcadius, Smegma and Pinga to name a few) but what about the members who instantly manage to rise a smile with a killer one-liner?
I don’t have one single favourite so the top spot must be shared by ukguy84 and DrLove, both gifted with singular wit but most hilarious. I occasionally enjoy dirty guru’s posts but only when he sticks to a single line posting as I find it difficult reading the whole paragraph of his posts.
Let the nomination roll………..
Sarge
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:36 pm on Mar. 14, 2004
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Kryptonite
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What the sam hell is-a goin' on here!
(spitting some tobacco juice  )
Are you sum kinda Tazmanian lover er sumthin? Dat dare Tugger is-a bout az amusing as a dern old pole cat dat fell in da creek. Right dern funny at first, but after a while aint no fun at all. (spitting some tobacco juice )
I wood have to give my vote to one of my kin folk, Cousin Faster. Dat dern guy is a right bit smarter than most, and when comes down here to Hogwaller county, he is da smartest man in the whole county.
Yeeeehaaaaaaw! (spitting some tobacco juice )
We gots our selves a little comp-o-tition right here boys!
Cousin Krypto
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 6:50 pm on Mar. 14, 2004
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dirty guru
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You od on the bevelery hillbillies or something as a younger chang killer? You stink we both know that, (along with the 2798 pattaya beer bar girls you have slept with) They got a bathwash for hookers in thailand called after krypto -night, coinicidence? f_ck no! (as the greasy laundry cat wishes it could say on trying to run from him.) The reader will remember the dog that was raped a couple of mouths back by the thai guy, who on arrest claims a fat c_nt matching his discription, got it happening. (and thats real dog)....this man is evil, and so depraved, there is a kryptos annonyous club, where tramua beer bar girls recount the horrible things he did. He has so much sh_t and mulitable personalities, I started feeding my quack his lines, and he went missing (last heard of burning mice in brazil, and raping fat maids with carrots). I am the cultured of the two. Make no mistake, he will lead you astray, whilst I am reserved and mostly sensible. so there Ps look out the window krypto, car on the right wave!.....pss are we doing beers next week?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:15 pm on Mar. 14, 2004
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Kryptonite
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How! 
Big Chief think that crazy Tazmanian & crazy Hillbilly both drunkum too much firewater. Hillbilly spit sh_t juice from mouth, make bad smell. Tazmanian make word no can read, hurt Big Chief eye to look.
Big Chief vote for "quick tongue" Spanish speaking man. Go by name of Smegma. Him make-um Big Chief laugh and think. Make funny smoke sign and send to Big Chief.
Must go and smoke-um peace pipe. Think of meaning of life. How!
Big Chief Krypto
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 9:37 pm on Mar. 14, 2004
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expatchuck
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We have two forums, I have two votes:
Main Forum - JHolmesJr
Z Z Forum - Francescodepazzi
Both of these rather unusual people can cut you to the quick with a quick one-liner.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:11 pm on Mar. 14, 2004
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Sarge
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Boys, boys ~
why don't ya kiss & make up the two of you? You have more in common than you care to admit, you should have beers on Soi 6 (Pattaya Beach Road) and pick an (un) fortunate BG for a 3some. Then write a field report with 4 hands.
Getting the thread back on track; expatchuck you are right I overlooked the Z Forum! So my nomination for that forum goes to bkkz with his initial post in the quotation thread: "I travel to the Land of Smile, to see that vertical smile"
Sarge
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:31 am on Mar. 15, 2004
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Kryptonite
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I vote for ukguy84 on the main forum & for deby in the Z forum.
Not all of my personalities dislike Dirty 
Krypto
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:15 am on Mar. 15, 2004
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Smegma
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One liner King: BK
I remember when one day a member complained about having asked BK about some ideas and suggestions he had made and he was still waiting for an answer. BK's reply, something like "wait some more"
There are some other good ones -that I don't remember now; I will have to be reminded when I come accross some of their posts. I may come back to add some names.
BTW Sarge, thanks for including me in your post. However, I am not sure I deserve to be along Arcadius in that list. He is way much more eloquent than me.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:22 am on Mar. 15, 2004
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Sarge
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Smeg-Boy,
that was posted in a jest, jus to show how vain you are!
All said in the nicest possible way, of course 
Sarge
btw - are you gonna make it for our lil' RT in Pattaya in June?
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:51 am on Mar. 15, 2004
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Smegma
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Quote: from Sarge on 4:51 pm on Mar. 15, 2004
Smeg-Boy,
that was posted in a jest, jus to show how vain you are!
btw - are you gonna make it for our lil' RT in Pattaya in June?
Oh, no need to remind us of that. Old members and I know well how vain I am. Actually, much more than you possibly imagine.
June is to far away for me to plan. But if you ask me if I want to go, then the answer is yes. 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:04 am on Mar. 15, 2004
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