| |
MaximusNaughtinus
|
Now, seeing as someone bought up the animal theme and some other twat remarked about the Pattaya mail video sex scandal was actually a beast movie, what animal would you best A) describe yourself as and B) describe another person as, we already have 3 starters...
Smegma...Walrus
FastMover...Hyena
Arramsey...Cheetah
and....
RTB...Panda... cute, cuddly, podgy and eats roots and leaves.
ThaidUp...Baboon... big red arse, lots of girls in the harem to take care of, forever gathering his herd.
FB... Gibbon... likes large harems but still jacks off quickly and furiously at any occassion.
Yokal... baby seal... has the brain capacity and gut of one and deserves to be clubbed like one.
|
Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:26 am on Aug. 26, 2004
|
|
Smegma
|
Well, it seems Arramsey has bipolar animality -he is now being called a rat also in another thread.
To me LY is more like the annoying mosquito that keeps buzzing around and you cannot get to go away for good. Alternatively I think of him like a Pomerania dog; you know those little annoying f_ckers that bark at high pitch non-stop but are of no use but to lick the toes of its master.
As for RTB, I think of him more like a.... Sloth. Still cudly, but with that economic sense for movement. He doesn't make any unnecesary moves. He is the master of motion economics. He can sit still, and smile and smile and smile while looking at the dancing floor in a gogo bar.
For some reason when I hear the word baboon I think of Phantom V and Issan. I do not know why.
|
Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 7:05 am on Aug. 26, 2004
|
|
Jojje
|
Quote: from MaximusNaughtinus on 6:26 pm on Aug. 26, 2004
...........................................
Yokal... baby seal... has the brain capacity and gut of one and deserves to be clubbed like one.
NO! Baby seals are cute and do not deserve to be clubbed! The Joke you are refering to is however something completely different...... a MAGGOT comes to mind - or a tick! Both completely useless to the living environment (well, maggots do some good even though repulsive - LY does not!) For LY there is only one solution: bottled DDT pestecide!
|
Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:26 am on Aug. 26, 2004
|
|
LocalYokul
|
Jojje, you can 
and this is the sort of animal I am :
"
Shriek the lips
Across ragged tongue,
Convulsing together.Sing
violently, Move the jaw
Cry aloud. Bound up the Dead
Triumphantly
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
Hey, Yeah - I'm your SuperBeast
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
Hey, Yeah - I'm your SuperBeast
Stir the limbs across the wrist,
Full possession of memory.
Bury me as a dog,
Icy hands surrounding me.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
Hey, Yeah - I'm your SuperBeast
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
Hey, Yeah - I'm your SuperBeast
Shriek the lips
Across ragged tongue,
Convulsing together.Sing
violently, Move the jaw
Cry aloud. Bound up the Dead
Triumphantly
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
Hey, Yeah - I'm your SuperBeast
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
Hey, Yeah - I'm your SuperBeast
"
Your's Truly,
SuperBeast
(an animal that FUKCs like a Beast)
|
Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 12:25 am on Aug. 27, 2004
|
|
Calzoid
|
Smeg/NM verry funny!
How I see it:
Smeg - Tazmanian Devil
BK- King Cobra
NM - Lion - since I sincerley believe he would
eat his young.
LY- Tweety bird - he thought he saw/boinked a
putty cat.
TWD - Eel - he is definately slippery and slimey.
|
Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:01 am on Aug. 27, 2004
|
|
Turkish
|
Quote: from MaximusNaughtinus on 11:26 am on Aug. 26, 2004
RTB...Panda... cute, cuddly, podgy and eats roots and leaves.
Shouldn`t that be eats, SHOOTS and leaves?
|
Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:56 am on Aug. 27, 2004
|
|
MaximusNaughtinus
|
same same really.
Lion, me king, me good.
|
Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:33 pm on Aug. 27, 2004
|
|
candy sweet
|
I think LY is best imagined as a tarzans monkey. He wants jane to do more than pat him,and hold his hand. And the real man always defeats his desire, so hence the forum and lies. He tries to swing, and be there for his master (the forum stooges that read him) But he really is a pathetic little creature that does filthy things with bannanas at night, and makes noises in this little jungle he so bravely tries to inhabit
|
Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:56 pm on Aug. 27, 2004
|
|
Oz
|
Quote: from Calzoid on 8:01 pm on Aug. 27, 2004
Smeg/NM verry funny!
How I see it:
Smeg - Tazmanian Devil
BK- King Cobra
NM - Lion - since I sincerley believe he would
eat his young.
LY- Tweety bird - he thought he saw/boinked a
putty cat.
TWD - Eel - he is definately slippery and slimey.
Very well said Cal! Probably a lttle close to the bone!
|
Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:00 am on Aug. 28, 2004
|
|
| |
|
