Last time I tried to post a prelim to up coming FRs in the FR section it got shot down so I guess I will try to put it here...
OPERATION VIRGIN FREEDOM
As you know the US president was just re-elected. He was waiting until he was reinstated to unleash his top covert operative Code Name "CYBORG" to undermine the virginity of all Thai ladies. This has been a top priority ever since intel has surfaced that there are in fact several intact hymens still unaccounted for in LOS. This is a greater threat to the stability of the Asian theater of operations than even unaccounted for Soviet backpack nukes.
In a recent highly classified briefing President Bush has stated that this......................"Intact hymen aggression will not stand!"
I have swore an oath to do everything in my power to eliminate these hymens at the earliest possible time...no expense will be spared in this operation. Operative Cyborg is under deep cover this time...the first several weeks which constitutes the recon portion of the mission will be conducted while being accompanied by special operative....code named..."Foxxy Negrita"....we will be portraying an average American...so called "Tourist couple"...it will seem that we are simply on vacation but will simply be the intel gathering portion of the mission.Once operative FN leaves for home the direct action portion of said mission begins.Cyborg will join forces with top Australian operative who is known by many names..."Isee", "Mamasan f***er", "Kabana Man", Pattaya Nazi, etc...for this very dangerous and strenuous portion of the mission.Combining the resources of these two countries and their respective top operatives ensure the highest possible probablity of mission success.
Any additional special operatives in the area of operations are encouraged to secretly contact Cyborg and plan to join forces in this mission.
Now that you have been briefed on this mission you must also swear an oath to read every After Action Report (AKA FRs) and offer any and all technical or material assistance to this mission...if you in any manner compromise this mission then you will also be considered a "rectal virtue aggressor" and as such you will "feel" the wrath of a special operator known as "Ladyboy lubber" Need I say more about the chances of your rectal region remaining intact after being targetted by an operative of this skill level...and orientation...?
Do yourself a favor and read every FR and offer any and all assistance...your ass is on the line!!
