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manowar
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their greatest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, he made contact.
"Mary...Mary..."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly...I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:15 pm on Mar. 21, 2005
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Mr Alan
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About 100 years ago, the Catholic Bishop in Los Angeles wanted to start a parish in Phoenix, Arizona, so he sent a priest there to start a church. About 1 year later the priest came back to LA:
Bishop: “How are things going in Phoenix?”
Priest: “Not so well.”
Bishop: “Why not? What is the problem?”
Priest: “The rich people who live in Phoenix during the winter don’t care much about hearing how wonderful heaven is, and the people who live there in the summer aren’t afraid of hell.”
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 6:25 pm on Mar. 21, 2005
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ringthebells
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go to the Z....
rtb
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:36 pm on Mar. 21, 2005
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