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Loung Steeb
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I had the same thing done last Feburary------the doctor gave ME money...
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:54 pm on Sep. 18, 2008
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Shredded Wheat
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Quote: from Loung Steeb on 9:28 pm on Sep. 18, 2008
Isn't the lady boys forum for talk about taking it up the bottom for money?
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 2:10 pm on Sep. 18, 2008
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don5252
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I think you need to get some pussy LS, & SOON
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:51 pm on Sep. 18, 2008
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thailife
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a few trips ago I ended up in a Thai hospital.... 2 times a day 2 thai nurses in uniform would give me a towel bath.... scrubed me everywhere..... now, as all fellow mongers know, you never let a chance like this go by with letting your cock get a little hard while they were cleaning me... of course they noticed and I wanted to laugh so much, I kept biting my lip.... the scene was priceless....... they HAD to do their job.... so before I was to leave they were back in my room cleaning me again, but I had one of my favorites tg's in there with me... she was watching like a hawk so I had to cut the towel bath short... I know if I was alone I would have sprung a woddy you could hang a coat on, but in the days prior I was actuall ytoo sick to perform.....
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Posted on: 4:25 pm on Sep. 18, 2008
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MickTheKick
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That's a funny thing with having a boner in a situation/circumstances where it is not really appropriate... Guess we all have it every now and then and it is quite embarrassing in the first place... Happens in public transport, in (around) the pool, while having your hair cut or hjaving a (non-p4p) massage, you name it...
In my juvenile years I was only embarrased and tried to hide it as much as possible... In the recent years (in LOS actually) I developed a habit to not hide but more or less proudly present it (not uncovered though) and watch my audience getting embarrassed (or amused or inspired...) I think there is growing perversity in every aging man, isn't it...
Even while having a foot massage it can be great fun to watch the masseuse deal with the obvious boner when it comes to the closing procedures with the brief arm and leg massage which should go up to your groin if properly done... Some just ignore it but others seemed to kinda enjoy it and the giggling of the girls is real great fun...
LOS makes a man so determined, isn't it?
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Posted on: 12:20 am on Sep. 19, 2008
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ringthebells
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why not have an orchiectomy, it's only 125 dollars, and you never have to worry about shaving your balls anymore.
rtb
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Posted on: 8:04 am on Sep. 20, 2008
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S M E G M A
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How come you know so well the cost? I had no clue at all about the cost.
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Posted on: 5:39 pm on Sep. 20, 2008
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kenneth
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This is from newshound Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal:
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an
appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office,
Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ
that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing
briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the
colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and
patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear
anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S
GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!"
I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a
prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,' which comes in a
box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss
MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we
must never allow it to fall into the hands of America's enemies.
I spent the next several days productively sitting around being
nervous. Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my
preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat
any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is
basically water, only with less flavor. Then, in the evening, I
took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a
one- liter plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water.
(For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about
32 gallons.) Then you have to drink the whole jug. T his takes
about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being
kind - like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with
just a hint of lemon.
The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with
a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a
loose, watery bowel movement may result.' This is kind of like
saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience
contact with the ground.
MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I d on't want to be too graphic,
here, but: Have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is
pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle.
There are times when you wish the commode ha d a seat belt. You
spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom,
spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when
you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another
liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your
bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that
you have not even eaten yet.
After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep. The next
morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not
only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been
experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage. I
was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize
to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be
enough.
At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I
understood and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms
said. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy
people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took
off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments
designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on,
makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked.
Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my
left hand. Ordinarily I would have fainted, but Eddie was very
good, and I was already lying down. Eddie also told me that
some people put voBKa in their MoviPrep. At first I was ticked
off that I hadn't thought of this is, but then I pondered what
would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the
bathroom, so you were staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode.
You would have no choice but to burn your house.
When everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure
room, where Andy was waiting with a nurse and an
anesthesiologist. I did not see the 17,000-foot tube, but I
knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere. I was seriously
nervous at this point. Andy had me roll over on my left side,
and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the
needle in my hand. There was music playing in the room, and I
realized that the song was 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA. I remarked
to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during
this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' had to be the least
appropriate.
'You want me to turn it up?' said Andy, from somewhere behind
me. 'Ha ha,' I said. And then it was time, the moment I had
been dreading for more than a decade. If you are squeamis h,
prepare yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit
detail, exactly what it was like.
I have no idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment, ABBA was
yelling 'Dancing Queen, feel the beat of the tambourine,' and
the next moment, I was back in the other room, waking up in a
very mellow mood. Andy was looking down at me and asking me how
I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent when Andy
told me that It was all over, and that my colon had passed with
flying colors. I have never been prouder of an internal organ.
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Posted on: 10:27 pm on Sep. 21, 2008
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Quote: from quack quack on 11:27 am on Sep. 15, 2008
... something like a horse’s dick, connected to air bellows, is shoved up the ass - absolutely horrible !
It’s not only having that horse’s dick apparatus up the ass that is unpleasant; the doctors pump air via the bellows to inflate the intestine......
That was then.
Now you say:
Quote: from quack quack on 11:59 am on Sep. 23, 2008
Personally think that the affects of a colonoscopy have been greatly exagerated in this thread.
So looking back, now that you think about it and replay the memories of having that horse´s dick up your ass, you realize it wasn´t that bad after all. Well, for the sake of the poor creature, I hope that you are not thinking of buying yourself a horse.
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Posted on: 2:56 am on Sep. 23, 2008
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