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Kryptonite
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Dad gummit! Ware dem fancy city slickers go with all dem learned words? I aint gettin' any younger  I came to see a dern flame fest. Now ware da hell is it?
Didn't sleep too well last night. I caught some "dirty tazmanian" a humpin' my best sheep. Dat sum-bitch knocks her up and he's a gonna marry er. 
(spitting some tobacco juice  )
I aint to sure bout dem "dirty" folk. Sum-bitches just aint right in da head you know? Day might need one dem frontal labratories, you know when day put a dern hole yer head and adjust your noodle.
I sure wish dat boy would stop mountin' my sheep. Me and the Mrs. just can't get no sleep! (spitting more tobacco juice )
Cousin Krypto
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Posted on: 7:29 pm on Jan. 26, 2004
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fastmover
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Dear cousin Krypto, might I suggest that you stop being such a kind and gentlemanly down home boy, and pull your papa's shot gun down off the rack and fill them varments full of double ought buckshot right in their derrieres (JHJ-that's a fancy word for ass) !
Hell, it's the American way. And damn efficient to.
Your sheep got a right to their liberties and the pursuit of happiness just like regular folk.
By the way, tanned Tazmanian ass makes a fine pair of shoes.
regards,
Your city cousin, Fast
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Posted on: 7:50 pm on Jan. 26, 2004
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jack attack
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Smegma,
I think Bum-Run-Gladly hospital has a department for this procedure. However, if the stud is removed and one takes a wiz, how do you keep it from sprinkling in 3 directions??
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Posted on: 12:19 am on July 17, 2004
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ThaidUp
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Quote: from jack attack on 12:19 pm on July 17, 2004
Smegma,
I think Bum-Run-Gladly hospital has a department for this procedure. However, if the stud is removed and one takes a wiz, how do you keep it from sprinkling in 3 directions??
Just lay outside on your back and kill two birds with one stone, relieviing yourself and watering the lawn.
Sorry just talking the piss.
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Posted on: 5:27 pm on July 17, 2004
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samthedog
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Penis Size:---
I am of the studied opinion that Tg's like it as small as possible.
Shoot your load after 10 seconds.
Be very gratefull......
NEXT!!!!!
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Posted on: 4:16 am on July 26, 2004
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NaughtiusMaximus
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Is that why all them gals at nana passing by liked you so much, each to their own. But I have different reasons for the care and attention I receive !
By the way, did you know that Jokal keeps a photo of his penis on his phone, lucky its a small screen.
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Posted on: 11:44 pm on July 26, 2004
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LocalYokul
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Quote: from NaughtiusMaximus on 11:44 am on July 27, 2004
By the way, did you know that Jokal keeps a photo of his penis on his phone, lucky its a small screen.
I'll have you know, I had to buy a New phone with BIGger screen to accomodate that pic.
that's why I was so upset when you nicked it.
And I use it to send as MMS when BGs can't remember me. Like today when I text'd ShallowHole, I went aHEAD and sent the photo so she'd know who it was...
BTW, didn't you have your TG (or someone's) read the back of my card to you..??
It's my nic around B'Chang, Pattaya, Lolita's, Eden,
& soon NEP & Soi Cowboy as well
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Posted on: 7:10 am on July 27, 2004
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