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seajohn
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For anyone who's interested, Lisa's has opened yet another branch... on Surawongse... about a block west of Patpong 1. Suppose it's the same here as the other branches. The lobby's bigger though. Prices look the same, but I can't see going over there for just more of the same. Not today anyway. You know what you'll get. Pleasant enough, I guess. Maybe if you're hungover and you feel you need a relaxing massage w/ a handjob? Dunno, but as been previously stated in this thread, some of the girls can be a bit lazy with the massage.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:56 am on June 14, 2006
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seajohn
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Did you ever feel like Hey why do the strangest things always happen to me? Probably not. I think it's because so many of them are happening to me.
No violins, please, Madame. It's my own fault. I should have checked out the new soapy some thread says is in front of the Montien, I keep planning on it. I was right in the neighborhood, come from the Immigration Dept and looking for a sandwich for lunch.
Instead I thought I'd give Lisa's new branch on Surawongse Road a try. This was motivated by two factors: one, it was the nearest place to where I was actually standing, and two, that was as far as I could get before I absolutely had to use the toilet. Attacked by nature on so many levels!
So a relatively cute girl in a miniskirt showed me in and sat me at the reception desk with a menu. Oil massage, sir, lady shower with you. OK, I said, oil massage with you, right? Oh, no, sir, I'm just the cashier... Yeah, I've seen this gambit before, so Well, who's free? They drag out an older woman. I don't want a lady showering with me who's older than me! Look, I'm sorry, I stare at the menu for a long time pretending to read while they really try to sell this woman to me. I cannot move because of my urge to use the toilet so badly. My thoughts felt the strangest effect of paralyzation, mostly due to my upbringing, but I didn't feel it was polite to say No thanks and May I use your toilet all in one breath. Haven't you got anyone else, I gasp... Some debate goes on and Yes, they bring out another, a fresh arrival. She's very dark but a cute smile and when she turned I observed that her bottom was of the perfectly rounded shape that I crave virtually day and night. I imagined stripping it bare and squeezing it voraciously and then squeezing into it. The beautiful female ass is all over the world and comes in all colors, though I can only come in one.
OK, I want her. Her? Yes. Ok. May I use your toilet first? Yes............. Relief. Now the strange part happens. As I was yanking up my zipper in my sorely relieved and buoyant joy at the prospect of new round ass, I heard a strange sound. Easy to ignore. I was bade next to sit on a sofa where this girl untied my shoes and took off my socks. Something submissive and shy about her gestures and speech made me realize she was new at this job. Bowing and scraping all the time. A lot of difficulty understanding my accent. These are the characteristics of a girl new to massaging farangs.... Anyway, we go upstairs now and I watch that swaying ass just dying to get all over it's perfect circumferences! I straighten my belt--and that's when I realize what that sound was in the bathroom... I'd busted my zipper off in my haste... my fly was wide open and could not be closed again! I stopped on the landing staring down at my underwear'd pecker emerging through, my hands uplifted in astonishment. Mai ben lai, she says, you're going to take them off in a minute.... Yes, but, but...
So I decide to deal with this later. I mean, I didn't want to catch the Impotence over worrying about my zipper busted going back to the office with my pecker out. I dismissed the fantasies from my mind.
Anyway I found her massage mediocre as she was too polite and shy, though there was charm for all that. She might make someone a good maid, I think. I got a lot of gripping her asscheeks but not nearly enough. She wouldn't even take double the money to pull down her short-shorts and let me have my fingering maniacal way. And she wasn't even magazine pretty (a joke for Harold444 if he reads this...). In fact, looked at my flaming eyes a bit frightenedly when I offered more hehehe... Handjob was satisfactory, that's all... Now I've got to find another great ass asap and do what I will with it as I'm nuts about those things.
The last part of this adventure is the nicest part really because her and her friend spent 20 minutes cuting and resewing and fixing my zipper back on my slacks for me. And they (the massage girl especially) just started doing it automatically as they knew I had to go back to work, I didn't even have to ask. Very nice. I sat near the stairs on a sofa in my necktie and some of those country pantaloons that you tie wrapped around your waist. Now I thought that was good service and I shared tips all around.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 2:40 am on July 18, 2006
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bbac6aa
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I was at Lisa at Silom last week for foot massage. Choose a young lady named L (?). Had fun chatted with her. Massage was good though she's quite new into this.
Any bro had tried her for oily? Wonder if she allow 'roaming'?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:15 am on July 24, 2006
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seajohn
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They all seem to allow hj and often bj and sometimes roaming of your hands. Try her and see, probably won't regret it too much in any event! Though I think they may be some better venues...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:21 pm on July 24, 2006
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harold444
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you guys r so complimentary to these providers......................lol.
what is one supposed to think when aguy says a new girl would make a good maid.................lol.
i appreciate yr honesty on the girls looks................lol.
not all of these girls r interested in giving more than a clothed hj. of course it is up to the girl but at least they could let the customer know.
whats up with all this generous tipping going on, very unlike the bkk tonight posters.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:16 pm on July 24, 2006
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seajohn
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Complimentary? Well, if I was wanting to insult her I wouldn't have used her services!... Slow down, buddy, stop jumping from your online poker to my posts back and forth and not reading comprehensively, then following up with abstract postings--as you have recently admitted is your modus operandus... In saying she'd make a good maid I was obviously referring to her deferring manner (and later her sewing skills).
I tipped her 500, though attempted to pay her 1000 for total feel-up and a possible screw doggy style (I liked the shape of the rearview), in which case I may have tipped her a little more, depending on her attitude. But she didn't feel comfortable with that in this joint, so I dropped it.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:35 am on July 25, 2006
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harold444
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why didnt u say she has a good heart if she is a nice person.
what woman, pretty or ugly,would want a nice man to say she would make a good maid.............you very funny and you dont know it.
this place is frekiinn hilarious...........dont stop guys, and dont mind me..............lol.
mr john at least u r interesting unllike that mel guy who is such a bore..........no lol here.
ps again 1k is not proper for full service with anus inclusive. isnt 1.5 full service, no anus.....lol.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:41 am on July 25, 2006
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IBFarang
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Quote: from harold444 on 1:50 pm on July 25, 2006
Hey Harold I guess they forgot to give me my standard price list at the airport. I always thought the proper price is whatever one agrees to pay, and the TG is willing to accept. Can you PM me the official Thailand proper price list so I make sure not to go astray.
Then again following your modus operandi this lady must have been a REAL bad one if she would have been willing to accept 1000 baht not only for sex but for anal inclusive. BTW I did not see where anal inclusive was in the cards anyway (doggie is not anal – unless of course you have some strange dogs).
Patiently awaiting my price list.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:10 am on July 25, 2006
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seajohn
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CC one for me too, OK. I'm tired of embarrassing myself before harold with my obvious ignorance of p4p.
And my awful lack of sensibilities too! A beast!... Work as a foreigner's maid? How could I think of hiring anyone in such a demeaning capacity? I mean, I wouldn't pay her as much as H444 would per hour, and he knows this, so yes I admit what a roguish suggestion. I should attend finishing school and start thinking about her in terms of marriage.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:02 am on July 25, 2006
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Joe Wood
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Finishing school !
Now, there's an idea.
I like a good and happy finish.
Maybe there's a market for a college of further advancement to teach young Thai ladies how to finish.
The Star of Light can't possibly train them all, although they hold and have held lovingly in their uniquely oral fashion, the lead in quality and skill control.
Professor seajohn could take the induction classes, front and rear and I'm sure a few other members might not be disinclined to offer their equipment for the intensive oral training courses.
The available places at this new college would be taken up by those ladies who have been successfully examined ( interviewed ) by an appointed board of forum members. All prospective members who wish to sit on this board of examiners should apply in person either to sirtitus or ma9 who would hold the offices of Chancellor and Dean.
Two things left :
1) fees... Any ideas as to what to charge and how ?
2) Awards or certificates and graduation ceremonies.....
................Any ideas as to designs, form and venue ?
I am looking forward to the opening of this little venture. By all accounts, it should be a raging success.
Apologies to Lisa.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:58 am on July 25, 2006
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