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jingjo
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ezmassagebkk
Wow
This could be up to page 20 by 2morrow
can't wait to here the first members report
Nic Frenchy come on fill us in?
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 5:09 am on Feb. 9, 2011
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NicFrenchy
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Will head there soon... 
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:18 am on Feb. 9, 2011
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wahh1975
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WoW, it seems Nic will make the first report soon. Looking forward.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 8:24 am on Feb. 9, 2011
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harold444
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i dont take things at face value sirrs!
im good at it.......................for example ez massage says come and have good time during songkran-dont girls go home durng songkran!
you guys getting hot and bothered just becoz a representative is ansereing your inquiries..............what makes you think this place is going to be any different than any other?
it could turn out to be the greatest massage parlour man has ever known or it could be same same as all the rest.
BE WARY OF OWNERS WHO TOUT!wait for the customers to speek up.
i mean we all know the stars dont show up in the afternoon.............for gods sake!
PS TO OWNERS OF EZ= DONT SPEND TOO MUT TIME ON THE DRINKING WATER ISSUE.................some places offer tea before selecting girl-it doesnt affect my decision to partake or not....................lol
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:07 am on Feb. 9, 2011
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Kaymanx
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Quote: from harold444 on 11:07 pm on Feb. 9, 2011
wait for the customers to speek up.
See now ? After going round and round you come to the same conclusion as everyone else here. The first customer to visit there from BTF's side looks to be Nic. And we are all waiting for him to "speek" up.
And yu hab made thees an abit to poot daon evry1 and evryting before letting dem even perform. The docs call that premature ejaculation, arry!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:11 am on Feb. 9, 2011
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harold444
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what I learn from this thread is that while sex is available ad nauseum in thailand at reasonable prices...........very few offer what customers want.
ITS ALL ABOUT THE GIRL YOU INTERACT WITH........NOT NECESSARILY THE VENUE.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:15 am on Feb. 9, 2011
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farangman4
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Well, our intrepid reporter has not yet filed.
Either it was exceptionally good, or terrible.
EZ: I have a request. I'd like to go to a massage place where for the first 10 minutes one girls massages me, then another comes in and they both massage me for five or ten minutes, then the first one leaves and a third takes her place, and so forth. This could be just normal erotic oily with hand job, or blow jobs, or I get to f*** all of them that I can.
Clearly this would cost more than a normal one or two girl massage, but less than, having half a dozen or so massages. Especially with the only-hand-job situation (or maybe I get to choose something like four who only do hands and two who do oral, something like that) each girl effectively only massages for ten minutes or so.
I doubt it would be to everyone's taste, and maybe not to many people's regular budget. But I suspect more than a few would want it, and it would certainly put you on the map.
Guys: what do you reckon?
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:34 am on Feb. 9, 2011
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BKKdreaming
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am I missing something ?
50% off of 1500B is almost the same as the 800b the other shops charge for the house,
Its not like this place is a new built ultra-spa
and to get off topic, is there a ultra-spa, mud bath, sauna, massage etc and then the girls for sex ?
BK
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:53 am on Feb. 9, 2011
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NicFrenchy
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FULL REVIEW
Well the news of EZmassage opening its doors got me curious.... ah, Curiosity.... this emotion that represents a drive to know or try new things...
Looking at the website and seeing a few cuties, coupled with the Special Discount they have of 50% for Certain Forum members on the Massage, I was very keen to try this place.
I'll fast forward the drama and get right to the report, well, I arrived in the sub soi from the Far side and walking down I could already see the EZ Massage sign (See Picture). they had 3 girls outside trying to usher customers. Considering the competition at their Doorstep: Sakura, Pink, Mango, they're going to need every help they can get.
It is actually good that they have girls outside because to get into EZ Massage you have to climb a set of stairs (a la Aviva). Many customers will not be willing to climb up and go to Mango or Pink... but if girls are there then it's ok I guess.
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I went up the flight of Stairs and saw a customer already sitting down and enjoying an "after session" warm tea. Dude did not look like a tourist so maybe a fellow Forum member?
Anyway, seeing me arrive seemed to make him lose his Mojo or something because he quickly escaped... I guess the SOL buddy-couch-Blowjob is out the question then eh? LOL (If you're reading the Forum: Nice Shoes).
So, Arriving upstairs there was a little Chaos as the girls did not really know what to do, I guess it is perfectly normal when you start a new job and work in a new environment... so I guess they will need a couple days to get the routine all figured out.
2 couches (white) but with a Leopard cover on top were not really to my taste but quite Frankly, who gives a damn right?
The welcome vestibule is a bit small but ok... I was on the Phone so that also threw the girls off a little as they were not sure wether to disturb me or not. they quietly put the Book (photo album of the Girls) and Rate Sheet beside me.
I flipped through the book and there were many ladies in the vestibule so I had a look at them too. I could recognize only one girl... the girl that was sitting with the guy before me. I am not a fan of picking up someone else's crumbs so I decided not to even consider this girl for picking...
As I was still on the Phone and Browsing through the Book, the ladies did not really know if they were to approach or not so they went away and gave me some Space (which is a very smart move).
REMEMBER... I am here for a Review so I cannot behave like a Local and how I like to Direct the girls... I acted the same way "Joe Tourist" would do.. (or I tried to).
When I hang-up the Phone, the Lady sitting with the Dude before (Miss Nancy) approached me with a Smile and asked if she could help me or if I had any questions, All in a Very good English.
I asked her if All the ladies were available and she joked: "yeah, sure, all the ladies can go in the room to massage you" LOL.
I browsed through the book and yes, the Ladies Pictures are heavily Photoshopped. the only girls I could recognize was Miss Nancy (with the name Natalee in the Book...WTF).
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The book was not finished yet as they did not have the stickers to show which girls are busy or not.
I confidently Pointed to LILY and Nancy went to inquire whether she was available or not. she was outside on an outcall.
LILY: http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/2633/lily1.jpg
Nancy went through the whole book with me and was extremely helpful, she pointed a girl that was good at massage and said when we arrived to her Photo "this lady is me" but did not push to sell herself at all. She suggested I see the whole line up of girls in the Flesh and that they could call them for me.
I said: "Sure, Why not?"
All the while chit-chatting with Nancy as she was asking me where I am from. Her English is Excellent and she is an absolute Sweetheart. I really had to fight not to take her.
I looked at the book by the time all the girls were lining up and I thought, what the hell... so I pointed towards one girl from the Book: Let's Call Her XXX (not her name of course).
Nancy asked me what Massage I wanted, "you have discount for **** Forum members?" I asked, and after checking, Nancy told me "yes, we have special 50% dscount for 7 days only" and she added "But for massage only na... not special" while giving me a big Smile. ADORABLE Girl and Perfect Attitude.
She even asked me if I wanted a Water or Tea? and that it would be Free. I chose water.
I felt Very comfortable and unrushed which is very good.
Nancy still joked with me while XXX was removing my shoes and giving me Slippers. I chose 2 hours GEL Massage.
Up we go 2 flight of Stairs to a very well appointed room with a Nice Mirror and Shower. I like the fact that the mattress is on the Floor. So far, the Place looks good.
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I showered alone as Miss XXX Took her time to come back to the room and thankfully the Shower gel and Listerine Bottle were already inside the Shower.
The lady asked me if I wanted a Strong Massage but I declined. In fact the Massage was neither Strong nor Sensual... just very forgettable.
Once she finished my Back, I asked to go to the Toilet and she escorted me at the end of the Corridor. Very Clean but No Toilet paper (WTF?).
Back in the Room and the same uninspired massage at the Front. I was playing with my Iphone most of the time (which shows how boring it was).
Finally after what seemed to be an eternity, she asked if I want extras but I was not even sure we had time and that the 2 hours were up.
She indicated that there was 35mn left.
I wanted a Body-to-Body Massage with Blowjob. She smiled and said that the BJ was going to be Covered. I smiled and told her I can't cum from a CBJ so she offered a Body to Body with HJ. I explained to her that it would probably take her 2 hours to make me come from a HJ (I was basing myself on the average Massage). She offered "Boom Boom" but with 30mn Left on the Clock, Sorry, No way I can make it on time and cum that fast.
She explained that she could not do a BJ without condom. I told her I respect that choice, it is her health and she has every right to be careful.
I wish I was there on my own and not for the sake of the review... then I would not have waited 1.5 hours for the "extras" to be mentioned and told the lady right from the start that she could keep the massage for another customer and start sex immediately.
I told her that I would not be taking any "Special" as the HJ I cannot cum From, CBJ is a sacrilege and I don't like it.. and Boom Boom was too short time as 35mn is only enough to get started.
in all fairness to the girl (Miss XXX), she was quite nice and I had a good time talking with her. I gave her 200 tip as she spent 2 hours out of "rotation" to give me a massage and not sure if she is paid our of the massage fee (probably not giving I paid one hour Fee for 2 hours Massage).
@ The Cashier, the lady asked me what massage and then asked me for the Full price (without the discount)... I gave her only half that and she did not push for the rest. I thought she would have remembered me from when I asked about the discount or maybe she tried to see if I would forget... anyway this was not a very nice touch.
Waste of 2 hours for me and I had to go next door to Mango to release my tension... had 2 hours there too... but 3 shots and a wonderful Time.
As Far as EZ Massage goes, well, I hope the girls talk about extras faster than with 30mn left on the clock....
I will not give out the name of the Girl because everyone deserves a second Chance and being the first day for the girl I understand she would be tired. She was very nice and I hope her service improves.
As for EZmassage, it looks like it will take a miracle for me to go back there.... there are so many shops around :
Mango, Pink, Sakura & Orient right in the same sub-soi... also that Crappy barber shop with the girls outside.
Hope the other guy had a better experience than me.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:08 pm on Feb. 9, 2011
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