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jack attack
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Xenarthrales. But this is supposed to be an "X" rated forum for the human species not beastiality!!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:34 am on July 16, 2007
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madfrog
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Yes, Miss Yok DO "play her part" like (or better) than a porn star...
On top of that she has a nice "no problem ever" personality and one of the nicest bum in Tulip...
What else to ask for?
Madfrog
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 8:49 am on July 16, 2007
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kenneth
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....for her to stop saying 'jep' when I pump her in the b-hole.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:33 pm on July 16, 2007
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madfrog
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Never encountered this problem with this girl, even thought I dont have a small dick and been at it at time for over 45mn non-stop in all imaginable position...
Maybe you should get some KY and stop using those sandpaper condom? 
This is a good example that the very same girl can be a winner with one and maybe "not so good" with another...
Madfrog
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 1:27 am on July 17, 2007
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kenneth
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She did the lubing.
Not a complaint, just a comment. Maybe she had taken a few that day as it was 10pm by the time I got there.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:35 pm on July 18, 2007
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Angelus
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Well time to put in my report like any good contributor. On my 4th day of bangkok so tulips was done yesterday on my 3rd day. I'm going to keep this short unlike my posts in the Soapy sections because frankly I just wasn't all that in to it but that's not to say Tulips is bad, in fact its great in it's own way.
To start off I arrived at the Thong Lo BTS station at 2:30 and Tulips is conveniently located right below the exit. I walk in and there's only 1 lady at a counter. I ask for a 2 hour oily, and she calls a lady from the back. At this point I'm already thinking "wtf?" as the lady that came out was half my height, running to fat, at least in her 30's, and came across dirty. But I was too polite to ask for another lady, and figured with all the good reviews of tulips what could go wrong.
Lets start in on the room...let's be honest, it's crap. The room is cramped, the walls are dirty, the air is stale even with ac on, the bed is inadequate at best, shower is dirty, and I'm already wondering if they ever change the sheets on that damn bed.
We start off with the lady dimming the lights to the point where I'm almost blind because she doesn't want me to see her naked with her saggy tits. We get into the shower and immediatly I can smell her breath which is putried...I've smelled worse but usually I don't have to be in this close of contact with them.
Now that we've discusses how bad the room is, my lack of selection, and all the bad qualities of this particular lady, lets get down to Tulips only redeeming feature, they sure as hell try their best to please with what they've got. The shower was interesting with the lady giving me a very thorough cleaning and trying to get a taste of my previous night's meal.
Onto the bed and some nice sensual oil play. (The only problem with this is I can't relax because I'm thinking, 1 what the hell is in this oil and, 2 are there anyone's pubic hairs on this pillow my face is on.) Now after the oil job, she starts the licking, from head to toe, then to the other toe, then she starts the spooning. It's like she's fishing in my crack with her tongue. She eventually comes up for air and starts in on the rest of me. Then comes the very good BBBJ, but she cant' get me off. (The main problem at this point is that my own shit mixed with her body odor and the weird smell of the oil have mixed and is clogging up my nose in this tiny stagnant room and causing to turn me off.)
So on slip the condom, and she tries to gring me into the ground. I flip her over to try to control the pace but she eventually stops me because she says it hurts. Tries on top again but runs out of steam before I can finish. (This is partially from her hugging me and breating heavily onto me with that bad breath I was talking about earlier which makes me just want to get away.) Since nothing goes I eventually have to settle for a hand job. At this point, I just want to get away from the smell, but she insists on giving me another oily to finish out the 2 hours I paid for, so I play along even though all I can think about at this point is trying to breath through the fumes. At some point she tries to jack me off again, but as the entire first part was so rough, I'm feeling painful enough to tell her to stop and that I just want to take a shower and leave.
Suffice to say, tulips is not for me. Now if you don't mind the hygiene, homelier woman, and can hold your breath for very long periods of time, then I definetaly reccommend this place. Once again, I feel I have to say, the acutual service was pretty on standard and I could tell the lady was trying so damn hard to please. It's just personally the environment and physical unattractiveness of the lady herself threw it all off for me. Hope it's not the same with the rest of you.
-Angelus
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:57 am on July 19, 2007
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jumpinjack
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Field Report is ANOTHER reminder, do let the mamasan or establishment tell you who u like. Thanks for the headsup but if one controls the choice of what girl likely TULIPS will make u happy........
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:10 pm on July 19, 2007
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Artisan
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Interesting report, unfortunate about the grubby room, tubby woman, bad breath plus excess oil leaving you glossy like a wet sea lion. It would have put a lot of people off too if it were a 1st time there.
Never any need to worry about being polite in these places. At Tulip, for instance, sending a woman back to the basement then asking to see who else is available is fine. There are some hot girls there & it really is possible to experience sensational times.
Wouldn't blame you for not returning after such a negative visit.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:52 pm on July 19, 2007
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bkkfella
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Gee that's curious.
You took a shower with her but she still smelled of body odor. Must have been a quick rinse rather than a good cleaning.
Also the ladies I have been with all have Listerine and we both mouthwash before the action begins. Maybe she was out that particular day.
And that was a huge newbie mistake letting Mamasan pick for you. Downstairs you would have had a nice selection of ladies. Chemistry begins with YOUR mind and eyes not the girl next up in line.
Nevermind..... too many wonderful options in LOS and you will find your niche.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:19 pm on July 19, 2007
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IBFarang
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It is rather refreshing to not see Angles get fired upon for his negative comments. Plenty of folks that rather enjoy the Tulip experience and then there are those that don’t – to each there own. The board is a better place when each side is free to express their point of view.
Angles – I think in one of your other posts you mentioned a trip to The Star of Light. How would the smell at Tulips compare to that at SOL?
Has Mel ever been to Tulips?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:15 pm on July 19, 2007
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