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ThaidUp
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Either it is a build up to a good joke or something very serious. With MN it could be either. Considering he was discussing lesbian island sabiticals at lunch yesterday, I going with the former. In any event, it seems you recovered enough to compose your thoughts let us have it. Less lunch time and more writing time.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:34 pm on Sep. 15, 2004
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fastmover
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Interesting series of posts following a members (MN) somewhat ambiguous introduction.
Funny how the solicitation for the interest of others in the peverse,
activates the perverted.
No, don't post it here.
If it is serious, this is not the place.
If it is satire, the job is done, and you have nothing more you can accomplish in this thread.....you have aleady bagged a few deer with your headlights.
Hit the dimmer switch!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 8:49 pm on Sep. 15, 2004
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ThaidUp
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Quote: from ringthebells on 1:31 pm on Sep. 14, 2004
nice one doc (the footnote).
naughty, what happened, then. I hope it is not what I think it is, it is probably something completely different.
rtb
I know what you are thinking and I hope this is not the case as well.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:53 pm on Sep. 15, 2004
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MaximusNaughtinus
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Ok, Thanks for all the PM’s of concern, here is what happened and like I said, I hope nobody here in this lifetime has to deal with this, look and learn.
Well, the other night I was sitting on the crapper and having a good old bog, the o’l faithful ‘hose by the toilet’, laying at arms reach on the right hand side of the bowl.
I had just finished the bog, it was a fine bog to, I had thought of JNF as I had this fine foot long bog and wondered how he can go through this pain on a daily basis. Anyway, I had finished and reached around for the ‘hose by the crapper’ and as I lifted it off of its resting hook, I felt a tingle in my right ear, kinda one of those real deep itches that make your eyes water and the back of your neck tingle, again I thought of Johnny and wondered if he has the same feelings as his ladyfriend squirts her jism deep inside his colon.
Well, as I reached up with my index finger of my right hand, that was also holding the ‘hose by the crapper’, to give the itch a good caning, the trigger of the ‘hose by the crapper’ hit my cheek and water squirted and a very great rate of knots into my ear. Now, this did not tickle, it fixed the itchy problem, but now my eardrums were ringing in pain and I damn near fell off of the crapper. Water was leaking out of the ear, I could not hear anything out of that ear and I could feel it echoing around my head making me dizzy.
Still at least 2 to 3 hours later at night, water was still seeping out and I could not sleep until somewhere around 4 or 5am, the sounds of waves crashing in my ear was just to damn loud.
So, for the good of all, take this advice and be careful with the ‘hose by the crapper’, it can and has caused serious damage. This is now the second traumatising accident with the ‘hose by the crapper’, although the first one was not all that unpleasant I must say.
Doh.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 11:20 pm on Sep. 15, 2004
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S05
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Know how you feel,its happened to me, not in a toilet but in the surf.
When body surfing,you get dumped big time, the old ears get the big fill up,takes hours for it to come out,much bouncing around shaking the head from side to side to get the water out.
Its not a nice feeling.
S05.
Kone Ling.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:05 am on Sep. 16, 2004
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ThaidUp
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Hat's off to you MN, most people would keep these embarassing Homer Simpson moves to themselves.
If you were at my place this would not have happen as the water just dribbles out the hose like an 80 YO taking a piss.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:32 am on Sep. 16, 2004
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DrLove
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Good thread, MN. Especially useful for those old gits visiting massage parlours.
Ooh, Nong, careful for my ears....
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:39 am on Sep. 16, 2004
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Oz
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Must have taken hours for all that water to leak out of that empty skull of yours! 
Rather surprised you didn't go for a Blow Job to try and suck it out? Oh, thats right your now a "Good Boy"! 
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:03 am on Sep. 16, 2004
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Yurune
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I'm suprised it just didn't fly through, out the other ear and hit the day care nurse, who's employed to lift the obese git off the crapper, square in the chest.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:10 am on Sep. 16, 2004
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expatchuck
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As I have posted elsewhere on the forum, if water can carve the Grand Canyon, it can clean out your ears. Or something like that.
The question begs, however. Were you too shocked to clean your bum also? Now that's a really sh_tty feeling.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:48 pm on Sep. 16, 2004
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