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expatchuck
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At last, a thread that makes some sense!
I can fart at will (or not at will if he isn't there). But speaking of this, I like to eat a large order of baked beans and then go to the malls here in the Land of Frowns. I ride up and down the escalators and let loose those deadly silent frog killers and just smile as I leave the fog behind. The key is to control the noise level so those behind do not know from whence the odiferous odor originally emitted.
It has taken me many years of practice to emit only silenced ones. Many people presume I have placed a muffler on my ass but that is not the case.
Seek and ye shall find.
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Posted on: 2:02 am on Dec. 15, 2003
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Kryptonite
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Silent but deadly, as my Grandfather used to say. The silent ones always seem to smell the worst as well. Why is that?
I like loud ones, when I let them out in public, I just turn really fast to my wife and nudge her as if she did it. Always gets some good laughs from her daughter.
Elevators are the best for silent ones. Let one go and see how fast you are the only one in the lift.
Krypto
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Posted on: 2:11 am on Dec. 15, 2003
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Hermanolobo
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Quote: from expatchuck on 3:02 pm on Dec. 15, 2003
At last, a thread that makes some sense!
I can fart at will (or not at will if he isn't there). But speaking of this, I like to eat a large order of baked beans and then go to the malls here in the Land of Frowns. I ride up and down the escalators and let loose those deadly silent frog killers and just smile as I leave the fog behind. The key is to control the noise level so those behind do not know from whence the odiferous odor originally emitted.
It has taken me many years of practice to emit only silenced ones. Many people presume I have placed a muffler on my ass but that is not the case.
Seek and ye shall find.
Excellent work here !
Laying the equivalent to a motor pattern of 'Silent but deadlies' has to be commended. A colleague has this ability but generally he goes for sound and not smell. This upsets the 'politically correct' females in their designer gear. If somebody is being particularly nasty and they cannot leave their position (i.e.) on radar and plugged in. A swift flypast dropping a 'silent but deadly' is an excellent way to get revenge.
Or as the Italians say, "Culo parlanti!"
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Posted on: 2:21 am on Dec. 15, 2003
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Hermanolobo
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Quote: from Kryptonite on 3:11 pm on Dec. 15, 2003
Silent but deadly, as my Grandfather used to say. The silent ones always seem to smell the worst as well. Why is that?
I like loud ones, when I let them out in public, I just turn really fast to my wife and nudge her as if she did it. Always gets some good laughs from her daughter.
Elevators are the best for silent ones. Let one go and see how fast you are the only one in the lift.
Krypto
My estimation is that you wrote silent but deadly almost at the exact time that I did! Uncanny !
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Posted on: 2:22 am on Dec. 15, 2003
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Kryptonite
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5555! Great minds think alike!
Krypto
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:28 am on Dec. 15, 2003
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Hermanolobo
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Quote: from Kryptonite on 3:28 pm on Dec. 15, 2003
5555! Great minds think alike!
Krypto
I was going to use that phrase in my last post without the 5555. All that Chang beer must be better than a year in a Tbetan monastery.
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Posted on: 2:49 am on Dec. 15, 2003
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Kryptonite
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The best fart I ever had, and the most memorable, came while I was in college. I got stuck in the dorms with the resident assistant. He was one of those goody goody farm boys that never does anything wrong and studies all night. Well, needless to say we were the buildings odd couple.
I went out drinking one night, had some mexican food, and just got completely drunk as hell. The next morning, his alarm clock goes off. He had it set to turn on to the radio. I wake up and feel like I am going to explode. I started farting in control, and was actually able to carry the tune of the song on the radio for a few seconds.
The smell and the shear laughter drove us both out into the hallway. I will never forget that fart as long as I live. I have never been able to duplicate the ability to carry a tune while farting since.
Krypto
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Posted on: 3:01 am on Dec. 15, 2003
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Hermanolobo
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A golden opportunity was lost here when your fellow student failed to produce the lighted match. This would have ignited the methane and transported you to the canteen ASAP for breakfast. You could have capitalised on this by wearing a cape, an aero-engine auto igniter on the back of your belt and became Methane Man ! "Is it a plane ? Is it a bird? No, It's Methane Man! Faster than light you could have given Superman a run for his money and not have had to use Kryptonite in your battle with Superman!.
It's a great pity that you missed your chance then for fame and fortune? The Incident in Pattaya could have been instantly resolved when you became Methane Man!
Whoosh !
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Posted on: 3:29 am on Dec. 15, 2003
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Kryptonite
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I have heard that joke before. Don't try to pass old ass jokes over on us. Get some new sh*t.
This guy has to be either Dirty, or his twin f*cking brother  .
Krypto
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:54 am on Dec. 15, 2003
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