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CiaoCiao
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Agent Smith,
You should IMMEDIATELY change to career as a comedy writer. You are an absolute natural! I would quit my day job to be your agent.
You could also profit from advanced lessons by NM and others in the thread. This is the funniest thing since "Who's on First?"
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:42 am on Dec. 16, 2003
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Agent Smith
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My Italian friend Ciao Ciao. I suppose you spend your time
looking for La Bella Forma ? Not much of that around here
Ouch !- I’ve just been whacked by my dusky colleague - well
she showed me how to use this Internet thing !
A comedy writer, are you in league with my employer? Only
thing is they somehow don’t appreciate my brand of humour-
Kinda dark like my hair and my little friend here - Ouch that hurt-
She keeps on looking over my shoulder, “honey you are one bad
assed guy!” Kinda boring in the office these days.
Oh yes one guy asked me about DJ’s ? Used to be some Euro
Outfit called Annabellas or something but I don’t think they
covered Asia? Surely you can find something on the ‘Grid’
http://www.dogpile.com is quite a good search motor.
I visited the Motown Museum in Detroit once. I don’t think
you guys like that type of thing.
I don’t think the ‘Central Scrutinizer’ as Mr Zappa used to call
it would pass any of my stuff. Not PC enough for todays
sensibilities. If I could write like those who wrote for the
Marx Brothers we could then be cookin’ ?
NM ? I don’t understand ?
“Who’s on First ?” Maybe be a better idea to choose a
more reliable female companion instead of a bicycle?
Arrivederci Bello
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 11:40 am on Dec. 18, 2003
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BigDUSA
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Easy to get a job teaching english pays from $500 to $1000 per month. Once your here there are other jobs that open up. Check out www.ajarn.com
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:00 pm on Dec. 18, 2003
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Easy to get a job teaching english pays from $500 to $1000 per month.
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Perhaps you should have added: 'for native speakers'.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 4:22 am on Dec. 20, 2003
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Agent Smith
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How anybody who drawls like
Elvis Presley can get a job teaching?-
well I'll just have to try that universal
con called 'Timeshare'
I'm hardly the 'Rock' DJ ? I guess the days
of Motown and James Brown are over.
Maybe I should copy Benny Hill instead of
Agent Smith ? Captain Scuttle at your service
SSSthir !!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:23 am on Dec. 20, 2003
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UK Shaga
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Hello all.
For the few that know I am sure that you know I am not short of a few $ or 2. The time has cone to move forward in what I do and I am in need of a person that fits these skills. I am open for a further partnership or a member of staff on commission payment only.
I do not want an X Business exec, I am looking for a street smart person they need to be a smart cookie, quick on there feet when it comes to eloquent talk and working on the fly, words need to flow from this person, needs to work as hard as I do. Not afraid of getting up early and not going to bed for a long time. End justify the mean. Age not a problem gender don’t care. Colour don’t care. Fat thin dirty old its al good.
Most important is this person wants to be rich very rich. Hunger and attitude is number one in my book.
Prefer to have experience in holding some form of sales presentations to companies or the ability to hold there own in front of people in high end business.
Needs to be good on emails and computers. Some form of web design skills would be great. Only on the light side though.
A past in retail would suit us well also. Either internet or Shop front. (clicks or Mortar). This would have to have been high pressure sales retail.
Ie. In the US
“good guys”
“magnolia”
etc
UK
“DSG”.
Phones4you
Etc
France
“Datry”
Germany ‘
“Media Markt”
Holland
“BCC”
Any are good.
Would be looked at as an advantage if they speak German, French or Spanish
Any of these.
Please PM me. For more info
Who’s buying the beers
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:24 am on April 19, 2005
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Basher
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Yes get a job as an english teacher, then at nights you can go down the docks and earn a pretty penny servicing the sailors too.
Come morning, prise yourself off a sailors cock and get back to the teaching lark.
Most english teachers I know do this or appear to do this, and it makes a good living.
Bash
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:18 am on April 19, 2005
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janabiyah1
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I have found a very nice and simple job that allows me to live here in a reasonable style, I'll share it with you guys because I know you won't tell anybody.
You know those timeshare sales people that annoy you everywhere you go? it turns out that they get paid 1000 baht commision for every prospective falang they persuade to go to their presentations.
So basically, I have armed myself with various disguises, identities etc and agree to get signed up if the the agent splits the commission with me 50 50. So I go to two every day and make 1000 bahts.
If I am feeling horny and the saleslady is nice, then I get her to come shor time with me in return for going to the presentation.
So basically I am scamming the scammers, living wild and free in LOS
Enjoy
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:37 am on April 19, 2005
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UK Shaga
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Good idea but my X used to do it and she got 200bt a person. You must have found the upper class ones.
Who's buying the beers
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:50 am on April 19, 2005
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