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Smegma, please inform those less likely to be aware, of the increased velocity experienced by those rare individuals who have the benefit of an extra meter or two of intestine, allowing for the 'projectiles' in question a longer fermentation process, hence increasing the ballistic nature of the turds they fire and the gas propulsion behind them
Naturally I am thinking of UKMod and LocalYokul, proven holders of BTF turd distance shooting championship medals.
Dirty Guru refuses to be measured, but may be similarily genetically blessed based on his recoil.
Since Harry Hzink seems rather interested in Mokewan's recent 'plastic' adjustments, he may be comtemplating an 'extention'.
Us normal bullsh_tters can only beam in admiration.
Shortest intestine on the BTF?
Well Mr. A, hence the diarrhetic splatter he periodically deposits when posting. All 'BOOM' no 'PLOP'.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:07 am on Aug. 19, 2004
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jack attack
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With regards to the question of velocity, I was referring to (a) the speed which crap leaves your butt and (b) the speed with which it creeps up on you after ingesting said fish oil.
Combined with an ample amount of chopped chillies, this fluid could unblock a government filibuster.
However, beware of the farts beforehand. They could be a sneak attack of the sh*ts and thus leave a calling card of sorts.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 8:20 am on Aug. 20, 2004
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S M E G M A
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It has been years since anyone posted here.
Is there any additional evidence in this matter of farting in Thailand versus farting in farangland?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:47 pm on Feb. 15, 2008
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Mr Alan
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Quote: from Smegma on 7:43 am on Dec. 15, 2003
Now, one thing I want to clarify... a burp is not a reverse fart. Thery are related, but are not ther same.
Farts consists of gases that are produced by bacteria and yeasts living in the gastrointestinal tract of mammals and are released through the ass. The primary constituents of farts are methane (produced by bacteria) and carbon dioxide (produced by yeasts), neither of which have any smell at all. The smell of intestinal gas is caused by minute quantities of various aromatic sulfur compounds -such as hydrogen sulfide- that are the result of protein breakdown, and are picked up by these gases further on along their way down the intestinal tract.
I don't want to argue with an internationally acknowledged expert on farting, but I have watched the Howard Stern Show (back when it was broadcast on E! channel) and there are some people who can fart almost indefinitely by swallowing large amounts of air and passing it through their system in a matter of a few minutes. Several of these talented people appeared on the show (and maybe still do), and subjected some of Howard's lucky guests to a "close up" experience of their talent.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 5:13 pm on Feb. 15, 2008
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jack attack
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No matter how hard ya try, ya just can't help laughing at a fart.
Unless someone else did it in the elevator!! 
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:05 am on Feb. 19, 2008
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ThaidUp
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Well I did find the perfect place to fart in BKK. In front of the Bank building crossing Soi 0 by the train tracks on Sukhumvitt. That place stinks to high heaven. You could dump a load there and nobaody would know the difference. One day one of those smokers are goung to flick a cigarrette butt in the sewer grate and it will all be over for people within one city block.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:19 am on Feb. 19, 2008
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S M E G M A
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"Published: 19 Feb 2008
A WOMAN who claimed she was taunted by colleagues because of her chronic flatulence yesterday lost an employment tribunal claim.
The woman, who cannot be named, suffers irritable bowel syndrome.
A colleague at Leeds Metropolitan University said of her: “She stinks the place out.”
The woman claimed constructive dismissal but her case was thrown out by a Leeds tribunal."
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:54 pm on Feb. 19, 2008
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Broken Leg
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I don't believe that, you need chronic flatulence to get into leeds met.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:07 am on Feb. 20, 2008
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